Convince Me to Stay a While

[Strike For The South]

OK so heres the deal, The Octisquids have invaded and millions are dead. In there squidy benevolence they say they will let us live provided Texas is sunk. The Texans appalled by the prospect, fight hard but are eventually overrun by yankees, hippies, people from the midwest and dumb southerners. Texas is sunk.

Now I need a place to live.

Or I plan to stay a while somewhere far away, you decide which is more probable.

Places I love:

France

Ok everyone knows I am a francophile. I simply love the place. The sheer ego on the people is enough to endear me. I love everything about France because it is Texas on the international stage. A relatively small place demanding that it be given the respect it deserves all the while kicking and screaming that it has to speak english and drink beer. A Texan can identify. Not to mention the food, women, and culture are simply amazing.

The one drawback is the lack of beer and the fact I don't speak French. I figure I can make weekend raids into Belgium and beat the hell out of any Frenchman who gives me lip or find a native girl. Problem solved.

UK

I hold a special place in my heart for Blighty . It's history is second to none. I could spend months in London alone. I enjoy a good ale and I could communicate fairly easily as the English speak a close cousin to English.

The drawbacks are I figure it will be to close America and I don't wanna be reminded of home after the accident.

Italy

Italy is wonderful place full of history great food and amazing women. I also think I will be the tallest man in Italy. The culture rivals Frances as do the women. The food is second to none I could eat pasta everyday

Drawbacks are I don't speak Italian and The wine culture is even more entrenched. I figure I can make weekend raids into Belgium and beat the hell out of any Italian who gives me lip or find a native girl. Problem solved.


Any other suggestions?