need help...

[HoreTore]

Or maybe join a monastic order.

I've been thinking about that.

That, or gay. According to the christians, it's a choice! Either way, you no longer have to worry about the curse called "women".

But then there always seems to be someone there to turn me away from it.... Right now, there's this one specimen at work who just got single... And then there was that woman at the bar on saturday who could've been interesting if not for her horrible friend(of course female) who interrupted things with non-stop talk about planes, of all things...

Gays have it easy.



What do you want the girl for anyway? I mean..... You're too young for the fun stuff...

[Strike For The South]

What do you want the girl for anyway? I mean..... You're too young for the fun stuff...

Whattttttt. You're never to young for strange.

[HoreTore]

Whattttttt. You're never to young for strange.

You will cease your yank slang when talking to your foreign overlords, my good sir! Or do you want me to collect that external debt of yours...?

meaning: I haven't got the foggiest what you meant by that....

EDIT: thanks for the explanation, Strike... But no, at 13 and 14, the womenfolk are generally not that inclined to engage in the fun stuff in a relationship. All you get is tongue(if you're lucky) and extreme amounts of nagging, whining, complaining, bitching, mood swings, etc. Bah, better leave it till they turn older and looser... And even then, I'm hesitant to say it's worth it. Right now, I'm actually quite confident that there's nothing in the world good enough to justify the bitching and the mood swings. For an additional bonus; try getting one allergic to the pill - get ready for some exciting months of non-stop mood swings. And all that sex you thought you'd get? Hah! I can hear the headaches from here!

[Yoyoma1910]

I've been thinking about that.

That, or gay. According to the christians, it's a choice! Either way, you no longer have to worry about the curse called "women".

But then there always seems to be someone there to turn me away from it.... Right now, there's this one specimen at work who just got single... And then there was that woman at the bar on saturday who could've been interesting if not for her horrible friend(of course female) who interrupted things with non-stop talk about planes, of all things...

Gays have it easy.



What do you want the girl for anyway? I mean..... You're too young for the fun stuff...

I know several gay monks... well most of them are now ex monks. I wouldn't say they had it easy. Imagine having to keep a relationship secret in that closed of a society.

I definitely agree about the age thing...

Although I must admit I had my first girlfriend at around 12 or 13. We met a 4-H camp. You have no idea what it's like to work at identifying inferior traits in livestock one minute, and then fall into puppy love the next.



Ah youth.

[Prussian to the Iron]

ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?

[HoreTore]

ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?

A nerd club for hillbillies.

[Yoyoma1910]

A nerd club for hillbillies.

Yes, exactly.

4-H
It's a youth program, usually focused on agriculture.


My older brother was in it, so I got dragged along, like everything else.

But, it did prove a good way to "explore nature, " and it did help me start my first business: a rabbit farm, where my brother and I raised, bred, and then slaughter the animals for market. It was nice, until a pack of wild dogs broke into the pin area one night, and killed most of our stock. I was pretty gruesome. I didn't want anymore rabbits after that.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

[Yoyoma1910]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Get her to join 4-H with you.

[KukriKhan]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Mow her lawn.

-edit-
If she's worthwhile (or well-brought up) she'll come out and offer you water.

Talk.

Then you're on your own.

[Ice]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

No need to be a dick.

As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

And then there was that woman at the bar on saturday who could've been interesting if not for her horrible friend(of course female) who interrupted things with non-stop talk about planes, of all things...

So why didn't you go for the friend?

[HoreTore]

So why didn't you go for the friend?

1. She talked about planes. At a bar. While drinking. PLANES?!?!??!?!??!?!??! WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT PLANES?!?!?!??! WHO THE HELL TALKS ABOUT PLANES AT A BAR?!?!?!?

I mean, I talk a lot. And I do mean a lot. But I do notice when I'm annoying everyone else, and at that point I choose to shut up and let someone else do the talking. This specimen did not have that most important of abilities. I tried every trick in the book to show that I wasn't interested in the conversation(couldn't be rude, that would ruin my chances with the other one), but she just wouldn't shut up.

2. She wasn't good looking. And the other one made a certain someone something stir in my lower regions.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

1. She talked about planes. At a bar. While drinking. PLANES?!?!??!?!??!?!??! WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT PLANES?!?!?!??! WHO THE HELL TALKS ABOUT PLANES AT A BAR?!?!?!?

Note to self - this is why nobody reacts to Flight Simulator X talk.

2. She wasn't good looking. And the other one made a certain someone something stir in my lower regions.

Point taken.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Mow her lawn.

Excellent idea, but doesn't he have to ask her out first?

Oh, you mean it's not a euphemism...

And the other one made a certain someone something stir in my lower regions.

Reminds me - Rule 7 of First Dates - no curry.

[Vuk]

First of all, I would not date a neighbor or a co-worker untill you get to know them very well, as you are gonna be stuck with them.
That aside though, it is pretty simple. Knock on the door when you know she is home. When her ma answers it, tell her you would like to speak with her daughter. Ask the girl if she wants to go get a creamy with you and go see a movie. That is how I did it and it worked fine. :P
Best advice, don't be afraid and don't put a lot onto it. Girls do not like nervous guys. Let her know you want to spend time with her, but don't let her smash you if she refuses.

[pevergreen]

Excellent idea, but doesn't he have to ask her out first?

Oh, you mean it's not a euphemism...

icwatudidther.

You are 14, she is 13. It 'aint gunna be much of a relationship anyway.

There is some great advice in this thread, if you wade through the Strike for the South junk.

As my ex would say to me, as I left school:

GL HF!

[HoreTore]

My advice is not to date your neighbors. If things go south, or you just want to get away from them, everyday will be awkward. It'd be kind of like being married.

My ex's are all in different parts of the country. The closest one is about 3 hours away, the next closest one 8 hours. Me likes.

Spare yourself the aggravation and forget about her for a few years. There's plenty of time for women to ruin your life later, no need to rush.


For the serious answer...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, I think you're both too young, and if there's not some common point of interest (like, you both play WOW, or something) you'll be bored when you're alone.

But, if you persist in doing something, anything will do, trust me. At the age of 13, she's just insecure as you are. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't. She doesn't know what she would like you to do, so it's all the same. Don't talk too much, suggest some activity, it doesn't matter what, biking, arcade, mall, computer games, watching movies, swimming... You know what girls your age like to do.

I presume there are at least a few kids your age where you live and that you hang out with them sometimes. The next time you kids get together to do whatever you do, just go over to her house, ring the bell and ask her if she would like to hang out with you and your friends, 'cause you know she's just moved here, she doesn't know anybody blah, blah, blah. She should jump at the opportunity to meet kids her age. That's a good ice breaker and after that, if it goes well, you can invite her to do something together, just the two of you.

I made myself feel old before, now you've made me feel even older.... And I'm just 22

Mow her lawn.

Now you made my mind all dirty... This would be a good time to ship that young, hot maid we talked about. You got daughters, right?

Reminds me - Rule 7 of First Dates - no curry.

I am proud to say that I've never been on a "date". Sounds like way too much work, with too little chance of any fun stuff happening. Much better to consume large ammounts of beer and go out ....and go home alone a few hours later....

[Yoyoma1910]

My ex's are all in different parts of the country. The closest one is about 3 hours away, the next closest one 8 hours. Me likes.

It's better when they're in different countries, and even better when they're on other continents.

[Beefy187]

What about writing stuff to her and put it in her mailbox? (Or better send it via the postal service).
See if she runs out as soon as the post man comes along. If she does, you know you have succeeded. She will be looking for a secret admirer. The final letter will be signed and she will be knocking on your door.

I would be happy but then again I'm a guy. I think I'll be creeped if I were her.

First of all, I would not date a neighbor or a co-worker untill you get to know them very well, as you are gonna be stuck with them.
That aside though, it is pretty simple. Knock on the door when you know she is home. When her ma answers it, tell her you would like to speak with her daughter. Ask the girl if she wants to go get a creamy with you and go see a movie. That is how I did it and it worked fine. :P
Best advice, don't be afraid and don't put a lot onto it. Girls do not like nervous guys. Let her know you want to spend time with her, but don't let her smash you if she refuses.

Good point

GL HF!

What does that mean?

It's better when they're in different countries, and even better when they're on other continents.

Damn it, I know I should've asked someone out before I left Australia