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    Senior Member Senior Member Fisherking's Avatar
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    Default Well I found the kittens!

    Anyone else had that scourge?

    I was playing as Sweden and some where around 1740 I see a kitten in the lower right hand corner of one of the screens. I had to click to remove the panel. Well my main UI panel had a little white kitten in every spot…disgusting little ping background white fluffy things! It seemed to stay there for such a long time…and you had better have the UI memorized because clicking the wrong kitten will end the turn!

    I knew they were in the game, I just didn’t know they would be a persistent nerve agent!

    There is a good German word that fits them, it is nervig!


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    Default Re: Well I found the kittens!

    just press G a few times while on campaign map

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    Huh?
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    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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    never found them yet but the DEVs said they are in there somewhere.


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    Default Re: Well I found the kittens!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
    Anyone else had that scourge?

    I was playing as Sweden and some where around 1740 I see a kitten in the lower right hand corner of one of the screens. I had to click to remove the panel. Well my main UI panel had a little white kitten in every spot…disgusting little ping background white fluffy things! It seemed to stay there for such a long time…and you had better have the UI memorized because clicking the wrong kitten will end the turn!

    I knew they were in the game, I just didn’t know they would be a persistent nerve agent!

    There is a good German word that fits them, it is nervig!
    dude you have clearly been playing too much ETW

    stop now before you go blind

    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    its pevergeren.

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    Fisherking, man; I'm scared for you, 'ole buddy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smellycat View Post
    just press G a few times while on campaign map
    as i said if you press G quickly about 6-8 times while on campaign map the kittens will appear

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    kinda scary. made me run a system scan right after.

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    Cute kittens. My real cat wouldn't care for them though. She already doesn't like Daddy playing ETW - instead of petting her with both hands...

    What I find more interesting is that Portugese army on British Ceylon. How did it get there?!
    Ancestry: Turkish & Irish. Guess my favorite factions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anweRU View Post
    Cute kittens. My real cat wouldn't care for them though. She already doesn't like Daddy playing ETW - instead of petting her with both hands...

    What I find more interesting is that Portugese army on British Ceylon. How did it get there?!
    Portugal bought it from Dutch, British bought it from Portugal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anweRU View Post
    Cute kittens. My real cat wouldn't care for them though. She already doesn't like Daddy playing ETW - instead of petting her with both hands...

    What I find more interesting is that Portugese army on British Ceylon. How did it get there?!
    I think they came from Goa, seems they traded/sold it to the French...armies retreat to nearest landmass with an open (green) area. Portugal was an ally.

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    Ah, disappointment. Seeing Goa still white in your mini-map, I thought Portugal somehow landed an army in Ceylon...

    Factions with the same map colors can be confusing...
    Last edited by anweRU; 04-10-2009 at 18:08.
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    I'm kinda disappointed by the screenshots. They turn a perfectly good Fear & Loathing-ish acid trip post into something... well, factual.
    Anything wrong ? Blame it on me. I'm the French.

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    Default Re: Well I found the kittens!

    You see all those kittens!

    Yes if you didn’t know they were in the game you might think you had picked up a virus of some sort, but they don’t go away. They stay and stay and stay and stay. For years and years they stay!
    They loose their cuteness quite quickly. They aren’t funny at all when you go for the lists only to find you have ended the turn!


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