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    Should Gay vegetarian anti-fur protesters who believe in the right to life seek to engage in hand to hand combat with a pack of lesbian wolverines in the dreaded Commie-Nazi uniforms on Saddam Hussein's birthday, while having their own clones aborted in front of the Pope while burning the American flag?

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    They are both communist and Nationalist?

    How?!

    I would vote yes, but I don't see what these two groups of living beings do not have in common.
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    Wait ... um ... maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    They are both communist and Nationalist?

    How?!

    I would vote yes, but I don't see what these two groups of living beings do not have in common.
    They are also invaders from Nebulon-27, armed with Freem Cannons. And they revived Reagan and turned him into an evil zombie who eats babies. Plus something about circumcision and Islam.

    Let's make this one absolutely absurd.
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    Kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KarlXII View Post
    Kittens.
    HOW DARE YOU PROFANE KITTENS THIS WAY? Don't you understand that saying kittens is BLASPHEMY???




    People should not even have the RIGHT to own kittens. They are dangerous and spread hairballs everywhere.
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    All I am saying is that people get along just fine without owning dangerous objects like "kitties". I cannot say Kittens because that's offensive to my people.

    Oops!

    Who where thinks that owning kitties is NOT a fundamental right? I say we ban kittens. Kitties. Maybe even assault cats.
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... well, what would Mr. T say?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    All I am saying is that people get along just fine without owning dangerous objects like "kitties". I cannot say Kittens because that's offensive to my people.

    Oops!

    Who where thinks that owning kitties is NOT a fundamental right? I say we ban kittens. Kitties. Maybe even assault cats.
    Give me Kitty Cats or give me Death!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... well, what would Mr. T say?

    THIS!!!


    Now, stop avoiding the question. Do we, or do we not, ban assault cats? It is a well known FACT that domestic deaths due to assault cats are approaching 10,000 people per YEAR!!! Also, allergies.

    But there's one argument that will trump all others!

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    Godwin is clapping in his grave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    But there's one argument that will trump all others!
    Bollocks!


    er, I hope I was quoting that correctly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KarlXII View Post
    Give me Kitty Cats or give me Death!

    Every mna, woman, baby, fetus, grave and cat should have a cat.
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    Hitler: The argument to end all arguments.

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    And THAT is why we should ban assault kittens.


    I rest my case.


    Oops I meant kitties. Apologies, Dog.
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    Wait, kitten-kittens or sea-kittens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit View Post
    Wait, kitten-kittens or sea-kittens?

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    Well of COURSE not sea-kittens. That's obvious. How else are we going to get our fish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Well of COURSE not sea-kittens. That's obvious. How else are we going to get our fish?
    We ask them politely to hurry up the dying process.
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    The common scorpionfly has a black and yellow body, with a reddish head and tail. In the male has a pair of claspers at the end of its tail (for holding the female during mating), giving it a scorpion-like appearance, although there is no stinger. It has a wingspan of about 35mm. The head is drawn into a prominent, downward pointing beak, with the mouthparts at the tip. The eyes are large. The wings are mostly clear, but have many dark spots or patches.
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    So come with old Khayyam and leave the wise to talk
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    Default The Mclaughlin Group.

    That does it. I am now handling this thread like John McLaughlin does. Next issue!



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    John McLaughlin: Issue number 1: the commander-in-chief in Mexico. Bush wants a free trade agreement, what does President Salinas want? Pat Buchanan!

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    Jack Germonde: Well, Thatcherites are privately rejoicing..

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    Morton Kondracke: See, Thatcher endorsed..

    John McLaughlin: Wrong! On a scale of 1 to 14, 1 being lowest degree of unlikelihood, 14 being absolute metaphysical certitude, what are the chances of Major continuing Thatcher's alliance with Bush, vis-a-vis the Iraqis? Eleanor Clift!

    Eleanor Clift: I'd say about a 12.

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    Jack Germonde: I.. uh.. really don't know.

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    : I would think so.

    John McLaughlin: Eleanor Clift!

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    Pat Buchanan: Geez, uh, 82?

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    Eleanor Clift
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    John McLaughlin: Wrong! Mortontyne!

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    John McLaughlin: Wrong! Jackareeno!

    Jack Germonde: 2?

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    Mortontown, USA!

    Morton Kondracke: I had poached eggs and toast.

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    Morton Kondracke: Acid rain?

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    John McLaughlin: Wrong! You can't leave; all the doors are locked from the outside. Next issue! What motivates me? Why do I conduct my show in this manner? Mondo!

    Jack Germonde: You're a jerk?

    John McLaughlin: Eleanor!

    Eleanor Clift: Really large ego?

    John McLaughlin: Wrong! I was neglected by my parents and I overcompensate to shadow my feeling that I have an inadequate intellect. Next issue!

    Morton Kondracke: So, you didn't know your parents very well?

    John McLaughlin: Wrong!

    Morton Kondracke:
    Wrong?

    John McLaughlin: Wrong!

    Morton Kondracke: Right?

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    : Wrong! Next week: the S&L probe continues. Is my money in a safety loan? If so, what's my account number? Bye-bye! [ theme music plays; superimposed title appears; McLaughlin points around ] Wrong! No! I told you, no..
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    "Nietzsche is dead" - God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Should Gay vegetarian anti-fur protesters who believe in the right to life seek to engage in hand to hand combat with a pack of lesbian wolverines in the dreaded Commie-Nazi uniforms on Saddam Hussein's birthday, while having their own clones aborted in front of the Pope while burning the American flag?

    My vote is yes, but only if they do it on Pay-Per-View.
    That could be expensive. I counted twelve different views represented in the scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    That could be expensive. I counted twelve different views represented in the scenario.
    You see, I work very hard on mine, but they come so naturally to you that I will never be the funniest member here.

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    Kittens?

    I do love a nice pussy....
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    As for any restrictions on kitten ownership, the Second Amendment is very clear: "..the right to bear arms..."

    That means that all furry mammalian limbs are permitted, without soft-skinned liberals trying to take away our tigers on the pretext it just says bears.

    Liberals, I remind you, who shave and even depilate because they don't have the moral fibre to cope with fur of any kind. Why can't you see that this moral decline is unstoppable while we let swimmers, gay men and the wrong kind of woman have access to waxing? Hitler only had the tiniest of facial hair (and this was just to deceive the masses who thought maybe he was going to be a hairier conservative later on) which conclusively proves my point.

    And when did you see Arafat with a kitten? Huh? See! And Obama has a dog!!!!1!
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    Can someone point me to the group that is pro kitten but anti pay-per-view?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Kittens?
    Just remember to keep the carpet clean, it does tend to get furballs on it from time to time. I recommend a strict regimen of gently brushing the kitty at least once a day, feeding it whatever kind of meat it likes, making sure it gets plenty of water and sunshine, and keeping it away from noisy environments with large barking dogs or other big animals. Not many like being on a leash, but if you're going to bring your kitty out in public, you should keep a tight rein on her, and don't let her wander off too far; she might end up mating with one of the neighborhood strays, and then you've got a whole litter of problems on your hands. As for disciplinary action, for say making a mess of your furniture or your bed, I would recommend not using a rolled up newspaper because that hurts and it's not pleasant for either one of you. Much better is just rubbing her in her special spot, and telling her very seriously how much you care for her. Eventually she will be in a more playful mood, and she will forget all about making a mess, and spend more time on your lap, purring. Make sure you keep her nails trimmed, and it never hurts to keep some catnip around and some toys for her to play with.

    If you take good care of your kitty, she will always love you, and there's nothing better in this world. Though I must say, I still think that they are wild and sometimes dangerous, and if they sink their claws into you they can just tear you to pieces and leave you feeling rejected and very hurt. That is why I think owning kitties should be illegal, it is very hazardous to your health.

    By the way, there are hairless kitties out there, and while some find their appearance unusual, I love the feel of their warm, soft skin on my face. I loves to give them kisses.
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