As for any restrictions on kitten ownership, the Second Amendment is very clear: "..the right to bear arms..."

That means that all furry mammalian limbs are permitted, without soft-skinned liberals trying to take away our tigers on the pretext it just says bears.

Liberals, I remind you, who shave and even depilate because they don't have the moral fibre to cope with fur of any kind. Why can't you see that this moral decline is unstoppable while we let swimmers, gay men and the wrong kind of woman have access to waxing? Hitler only had the tiniest of facial hair (and this was just to deceive the masses who thought maybe he was going to be a hairier conservative later on) which conclusively proves my point.

And when did you see Arafat with a kitten? Huh? See! And Obama has a dog!!!!1!