Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[a completely inoffensive name]

How do I get you banned from the org.

I really must know!

This is something I have attempting to find out for almost a year since I came. So far, nothing has gotten me banned, I can only assume I have been chosen by the moderators to live on forever and one day take up the mantle of head admin of the org.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!

Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

[PershsNhpios]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

[miotas]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

Sounds 'bout right to me, I love having the body of christ inside me.

Where's ACIN? I think we need some advice here.

[lenin96]

Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

Do you mind if I put that in my signature?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Do you mind if I put that in my signature?

Absolutely not. Everyone should have that in their sig.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh

[Fixiwee]

Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh

9 (fake) balloons for quoting the dude.

[PershsNhpios]

Your balloons suck.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I will not let my advice thread degenerate into insults!

NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".

What would you have said?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would have said "Thank you for your opinion; have you heard about the Fire-Breathing Leprechaun Lord? He's uber cools and he gives you a pot-o-gold and all the skittles you can eat."

Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour?"

What would you have said?

I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.

As long as you chuck out at least a few bucks as a tip, I'd be willing to bust out some funky dance moves. Don't forget the tip, and I'll chuck the box to you.

[Megas Methuselah]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.

After little consideration, I have decided against that decision.
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.

Seconded. If you are comfortable doing it of course.

EDIT:late!


If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
Yeah,that was one of my main concerns as well.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Above all, I must protect my mysterious image, it makes my comedic one liners and insightful comments even greater.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.

Glenn.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.

Glenn.

I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.

And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:

The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.

And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?

If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.

But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;

Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?

[Rhyfelwyr]

And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:

The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.

And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.

[miotas]

Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?

If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.

But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;

Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?

I cannot even give clues as to what my true identity looks like. Although I will tell you that I wear chain mail frequently, so that part of my avatar is true.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?

Here is a full list of my heros:

1 row left: Bacon
1 row right: Stephen Colbert
2 row left: John McClain
2 row right: Billy Mays
3 row: John Locke

[Aemilius Paulus]

2 row left: John McClain

For an agonising half a minute there, I thought you mentioned John McCain!!!

And no need to answer my post, as a political discussion is an excellent way to end this thread.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Know that you are not the only one who misread it as "John McCain".

[Rhyfelwyr]

ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?

[Askthepizzaguy]

ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?

[Rhyfelwyr]

Don't act all innocent.