Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[a completely inoffensive name]

You will all be happy to know, that I will stay right here in the org posting, not moving from my chair.

-ACIN

P.S. I am think of opening an advice thread, but I just don't know if I should fully commit the majority of my life to the org, my xbox might get jealous....

[PershsNhpios]

Who are you again?

[Megas Methuselah]

Who are you again?

He used to be called Mike Hunt. As good a name as any, I believe.

@ACIN: Glad to have ya with us, bro.

[miotas]

He used to be called Mike Hunt.

Rex's son? I didn't think anyone would have head of him outside australia.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have a question. If your previous name itches, should I put some kind of Gold Bond medicated powder on it? I've been scratching your previous name for days, and the itch just doesn't go away.

PS- the operation was expensive.

[a completely inoffensive name]

How does a name itch?

[Askthepizzaguy]

How does a name itch?

Well, if it's your previous name, then when I drop my britches and scratch it with my fingernails, and the itch doesn't go away, and I still have a rash all over your previous name, especially after all that money I spend buying myself one, then I simply have an itch all over your previous name and I can't explain how I got it. Probably from sitting in that honey spill covered in fire ants.

[miotas]

P.S. I am think of opening an advice thread, but I just don't know if I should fully commit the majority of my life to the org, my xbox might get jealous....

no need for that, this has already turned into an advice thread

[a completely inoffensive name]

no need for that, this has already turned into an advice thread

Oooo, does that mean I can give half statements that seem like advice but actually doesn't contribute anything in regards to the person's problem?

EDIT: I have now changed my signature, because every advice person needs a small and totally uninformative biography about him/her.

[miotas]

So long as they sound helpful and inspired but actually confer no benifit whatsoever then go for it my inoffensive friend

[a completely inoffensive name]

So long as they sound helpful and inspired but actually confer no benifit whatsoever then go for it my inoffensive friend

Thanks! I think I will give it a try right now:

Do whatever you feel is right, unless what you feel is right is actually wrong.

[Megas Methuselah]

How would I go about getting a reference of myself in your sig?

[a completely inoffensive name]

How would I go about getting a reference of myself in your sig?

Try to set goals for yourself, then work towards achieving those goals, unless you have better goals to be working towards.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, I have poured gasoline all over it. But I can't get this lighter to work. If I hold it right next to the gasoline, I assume the sparks will kill the fire ants safely, without causing me harm? Without waiting for your reply, I will make my first attempt. I'll let you know how it turns out.

It didn't work!!! I tried to kill the fire ants but... but... bad things happened. Ok first of all, something totally not cool happened. The spark accidentally set the gasoline on fire, and then, your previous name started belching big balls of fire! Well, more like queefing big balls. Anyway, the toilet I was sitting on, when I was pouring the gasoline, also filled with gasoline somehow. And then the toilet exploded, and the scalding hot water and gasoline went someplace very bad, and I hopped toward the phone and I dialed 411 and asked for the number to 911, and they tried to charge me for the connection and I said hells no I am not going to pay for that so I hung up the phone and got into my car, still on fire and your previous name was fused completely shut, and it was very painful but somehow I managed to drive halfway to the hospital but I had to stop to get some gas, while I was still on fire and now my shirt was on fire and I didn't know what to do so I paid at the pump and tried to douse the flame with the hose thingy, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT It was gasoline and I set my whole self on fire and then the hose exploded, as well as the gas tanks and half a city block, and it blew me up into the air and I landed on my house and crashed through the ceiling and now I'm sitting at my desk again and I don't know what to do to put out these flames please please please please help me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mike! Mike!

What do I do if I'm feeling not-so-fresh down there?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Billy Mays has the solution:

http://tinyurl.com/cejaeh

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok so I used the orange glo to shine my wood, and now it has a delightful fragrance. You can see your reflection in it, and it shines so brightly, you can even see it through most fabrics. I've used on the all the hardwood surfaces that I own, and now it has a smooth and silky feel that you can run your hands all over. I won't say that it's entirely streak-free though, because when I am streaking, that's when you can really see the difference.

Removing all that dirt and grime makes the entire area seem much brighter, happier, it even plays tricks with your eyes and makes it look bigger. The reflection gives a small, cramped area the illusion of space. Now it looks enormous. The oranges are quite lovely, they are the perfect dangling fruit to take a strong whiff of in order to brighten your day. The smell of these oranges will make your mouth water, and you may want to find the nearest pair and put them in your mouth. I know they have a rough, bumpy texture but they are just filled with juicy goodness.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Glad to see everything worked out.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Glad to see everything worked out.

Yes, it's working just fine! My girlfriend is quite satisfied with the results, and when we invite our friends over, they always comment about how warm and inviting area looks, and they just can't keep their hands off of the smooth shiny surface. I sometimes offer to give them a demonstration, and they like to watch. So, Mike, do you have any advice about how to find and hold down a job? You see, my current "job" kind of blows, so I'd love to find a different kind of job. Preferably one that doesn't *bleep* so hard. I've been hunting for jobs for months now, and there's only one kind of job that I'd really, really like. But it's hard, so very, very hard. You can never find a good job, and if you do, it never lasts long enough. It really sucks the big one.

So, if you can point me in the right direction, I'd be very very happy to find the perfect job.

[Andres]

You will all be happy to know, that I will stay right here in the org posting, not moving from my chair.

-ACIN

If that's the case, then you might as well join a game of mafia. Just follow the link in my sig and be part of the 10 year anniversary mafia game!