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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury:
How do I get you banned from the org.
I really must know!
This is something I have attempting to find out for almost a year since I came. So far, nothing has gotten me banned, I can only assume I have been chosen by the moderators to live on forever and one day take up the mantle of head admin of the org.How do I get you banned from the org.
I really must know!
Originally Posted by Legosoldier:
I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!
Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!
Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Originally Posted by Glenn:
Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Sounds 'bout right to me, I love having the body of christ inside me.Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Where's ACIN? I think we need some advice here.
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.
Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.
Do you mind if I put that in my signature?Originally Posted by lenin96:
Do you mind if I put that in my signature?
Absolutely not. Everyone should have that in their sig.Do you mind if I put that in my signature?Originally Posted by Glenn:
Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski: Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
9 (fake) balloons for quoting the dude.Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
Your balloons suck.
I will not let my advice thread degenerate into insults!
NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj
NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj
Dear Mikehunt,
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".
What would you have said?
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".
What would you have said?
I would have said "Thank you for your opinion; have you heard about the Fire-Breathing Leprechaun Lord? He's uber cools and he gives you a pot-o-gold and all the skittles you can eat."
Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.
Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.
Originally Posted by Glenn:
Dear Mikehunt,
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour?"
What would you have said?
I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.Dear Mikehunt,
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour?"
What would you have said?
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.
As long as you chuck out at least a few bucks as a tip, I'd be willing to bust out some funky dance moves. Don't forget the tip, and I'll chuck the box to you.I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah:
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
After little consideration, I have decided against that decision.Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah:
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
Seconded. If you are comfortable doing it of course.
EDIT:late!
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
Yeah,that was one of my main concerns as well.
Above all, I must protect my mysterious image, it makes my comedic one liners and insightful comments even greater.
Dear Mikehunt,
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
Originally Posted by Glenn:
Dear Mikehunt,
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.Dear Mikehunt,
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.
Dear Mikehunt,
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.
And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.
Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?
Originally Posted by Glenn:
Dear Mikehunt,
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
I cannot even give clues as to what my true identity looks like. Although I will tell you that I wear chain mail frequently, so that part of my avatar is true.Dear Mikehunt,
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
Originally Posted by miotas:
Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?
Here is a full list of my heros:Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?
1 row left: Bacon
1 row right: Stephen Colbert
2 row left: John McClain
2 row right: Billy Mays
3 row: John Locke
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
2 row left: John McClain
2 row left: John McClain
For an agonising half a minute there, I thought you mentioned John McCain!!!
And no need to answer my post, as a political discussion is an excellent way to end this thread.
Know that you are not the only one who misread it as "John McCain".
ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?
ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Don't act all innocent.Single Sign On provided by vBSSO