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Patience is a virtue, unless it is a situation that needs to be taken care of fast.
Okay I'll wait if you think that's best but seriously it's starting to become a drag man, I'm losing a lot of skin tissue permanently here and I'm pretty sure my intestines are burnt closed and my liver is damaged, and not just from all the alcohol I've been drinking and dousing myself with to combat the flames, I'm an alcoholic.

Wow. I feel better admitting that. I'm all better now kthnxbai

I recommend you to all my friends. Your advice is teh uber curez. I now can admit that I am an alcoholic, and that is the first step towards overcoming my addiction.

Now if I could just put out this fire, I'd be all set. But you have to pick your battles.