Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[miotas]

Okay I'll wait if you think that's best but seriously it's starting to become a drag man, I'm losing a lot of skin tissue permanently here and I'm pretty sure my intestines are burnt closed and my liver is damaged, and not just from all the alcohol I've been drinking and dousing myself with to combat the flames, I'm an alcoholic.

Wow. I feel better admitting that. I'm all better now kthnxbai

I recommend you to all my friends. Your advice is teh uber curez. I now can admit that I am an alcoholic, and that is the first step towards overcoming my addiction.

Now if I could just put out this fire, I'd be all set. But you have to pick your battles.

Don't worry about those flames mate, they are you're friends, embrace the love, don't they just feel so warm

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry about those flames mate, they are you're friends, embrace the love, don't they just feel so warm

I am starting to feel light-headed, and it's not as painful anymore, and my body has gone numb from the love. Does this mean it is almost over?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am starting to feel light-headed, and it's not as painful anymore, and my body has gone numb from the love. Does this mean it is almost over?

What the H E double hockey sticks? I thought this was still my advice thread.

[miotas]

What the H E double hockey sticks? I thought this was still my advice thread.

I'm sorry, I will go and douse my head in some love to calm down.

[PershsNhpios]

ACIN, Askthepizzaguy, who knew I was innocent in a mafia game, nonetheless betrayed me and asked people to vote for my lynching.

What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I remember the words of a wise man...

"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?" -KAAAAAAAAHN

He would later die a horrible death at the hands of Captain James T. Kirk.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Looks like I will have to sign off for the time being. But don't worry, hopefully by the time I wake up, the mods will not have shut this down and/or someone will not have hijacked this advice thread of mine. Hope that fire problem works out for the best Pizzaguy!

-ACIN

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry, I poured all my lighter fluid and my bottles of whiskey on it, and rolled around in some dry leaves and kindling, and amazingly, the fire is starting to go out, because I've been completely incincerated.

Problem solved!

[PanzerJaeger]

[CountArach]

Spam thread is spam...

[PershsNhpios]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can I have a link to the threads in question?

[Megas Methuselah]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

Ah, you enjoyed them, I see. Well, I can't judge you. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COMRADE!!!!

[Reverend Joe]

Spam thread is spam...

Irritating internet meme is irritating.