Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[PershsNhpios]

I busted a move and broke my left leg in six places.

Next question.

If I do not eat enough McHappy Meals and drink enough coke, will my homeland be invaded in defence of Freedom?

[a completely inoffensive name]

You are doing it wrong, you snort coke not drink it.

[Reverend Joe]

Mike, dude, I just gotta say... you're awesome.

Edit: also, I think someone's on the phone for you.

[Reverend Joe]

Spam thread is spam...

Irritating internet meme is irritating.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mike, dude, I just gotta say... you're awesome.

Edit: also, I think someone's on the phone for you.

This is true, and who do you think wrote that joke in that movie?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mike! Mike!

What do I do if I'm feeling not-so-fresh down there?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Billy Mays has the solution:

http://tinyurl.com/cejaeh

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok so I used the orange glo to shine my wood, and now it has a delightful fragrance. You can see your reflection in it, and it shines so brightly, you can even see it through most fabrics. I've used on the all the hardwood surfaces that I own, and now it has a smooth and silky feel that you can run your hands all over. I won't say that it's entirely streak-free though, because when I am streaking, that's when you can really see the difference.

Removing all that dirt and grime makes the entire area seem much brighter, happier, it even plays tricks with your eyes and makes it look bigger. The reflection gives a small, cramped area the illusion of space. Now it looks enormous. The oranges are quite lovely, they are the perfect dangling fruit to take a strong whiff of in order to brighten your day. The smell of these oranges will make your mouth water, and you may want to find the nearest pair and put them in your mouth. I know they have a rough, bumpy texture but they are just filled with juicy goodness.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Glad to see everything worked out.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Glad to see everything worked out.

Yes, it's working just fine! My girlfriend is quite satisfied with the results, and when we invite our friends over, they always comment about how warm and inviting area looks, and they just can't keep their hands off of the smooth shiny surface. I sometimes offer to give them a demonstration, and they like to watch. So, Mike, do you have any advice about how to find and hold down a job? You see, my current "job" kind of blows, so I'd love to find a different kind of job. Preferably one that doesn't *bleep* so hard. I've been hunting for jobs for months now, and there's only one kind of job that I'd really, really like. But it's hard, so very, very hard. You can never find a good job, and if you do, it never lasts long enough. It really sucks the big one.

So, if you can point me in the right direction, I'd be very very happy to find the perfect job.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well you say there is a job you like but its very hard, I am inclined to tell you that if you love your job, it does not matter how hard it is, you will feel satisfied doing it. If you really are too lazy to do it though, theres always a shortage of male prostitutes; job security and greater pay then an average prostitute all in one due to the shortage factor.

[PershsNhpios]

ATPG, you really like Hunt don't you?

Mike Hunt, what is my favourite colour?

[a completely inoffensive name]

What is this word "colour"? I can only assume you are asking what your favorite food is, to which I would say bacon, because no one could possibly love any other food more then bacon.

[pevergreen]

If you really are too lazy to do it though, theres always a shortage of male prostitutes; job security and greater pay then an average prostitute all in one due to the shortage factor.

Judging from his description, that is his current job.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Recently Aemilius Paulus posted a message on my profile page saying that I was the most handsome orgah and I did look like my avatar.
Megas Methuselah suspects for this reason that he might be one of those.
So does Lz3.

I was wondering, seeing as A.P. looks so good in an antique helmet, if I should embrace his affectations, or if I should scorn him like MM and Lz3.
Or are they simply trying to get me all excited about nothing?

T.I.A.M.F.

Glenn.

[lenin96]

I'm bookmarking this thread...

[Andres]

You will all be happy to know, that I will stay right here in the org posting, not moving from my chair.

-ACIN

If that's the case, then you might as well join a game of mafia. Just follow the link in my sig and be part of the 10 year anniversary mafia game!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Recently Aemilius Paulus posted a message on my profile page saying that I was the most handsome orgah and I did look like my avatar.
Megas Methuselah suspects for this reason that he might be one of those.
So does Lz3.

I was wondering, seeing as A.P. looks so good in an antique helmet, if I should embrace his affectations, or if I should scorn him like MM and Lz3.
Or are they simply trying to get me all excited about nothing?

T.I.A.M.F.

Glenn.

If by those you mean a robot, then yes I have long suspected AP of being one as well. From his profile I have yet to determine what version he may be or if he has the power to time travel....yet.

Don't be fooled, the robots are trying to infiltrate every corner of human society and government, even our relationships. Here is an instructional video on how to handle human-robot relationships:

http://tinyurl.com/6gjbe5

[miotas]

Grar you're trying to drive me crazy aren't you? Damn those tinyurl!

What do I do?!?!?

ACIN, please help me, I need some advice!

[Strike For The South]

ACIN: How does it feel knowing you will always fall short of my greatness?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Grar you're trying to drive me crazy aren't you? Damn those tinyurl!

What do I do?!?!?

ACIN, please help me, I need some advice!

Trust every link I post. Thats how you win the game.

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN: How does it feel knowing you will always fall short of my greatness?

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

[Strike For The South]

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

Which brings me to my next point.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Which brings me to my next point.

Glad to see you are getting help Strike. I have always thought laughter is the best medicine.

[Reverend Joe]

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

C'mon, now, since when is alcohol a drug?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Are you asking for my advice?

[miotas]

If by those you mean a robot, then yes I have long suspected AP of being one as well. From his profile I have yet to determine what version he may be or if he has the power to time travel....yet.

Don't be fooled, the robots are trying to infiltrate every corner of human society and government, even our relationships. Here is an instructional video on how to handle human-robot relationships:

http://tinyurl.com/6gjbe5

ACIN I took you're advice and trusted you're link so I could win the game.

But I can't watch it, it says it is only available in the US, does this mean that the US is completely taken over by robots?

Help me ACIN, I need advice. I want to win the game!

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN I took you're advice and trusted you're link so I could win the game.

But I can't watch it, it says it is only available in the US, does this mean that the US is completely taken over by robots?

Help me ACIN, I need advice. I want to win the game!

It seems the US television industry has effectively ruined the chance for all non US residents to win the game. You must take your complaint up with them.

[Thermal]

How do I get you banned from the org.

I really must know!

[Legosoldier]

I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!