Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.

Glenn.

I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.

And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:

The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.

And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.