The Shadow Empire - A Greek AAR
Hello. I have returned from a 2 year hiatus to start up another AAR/fan fiction. This is my fourth AAR, first in Rome Total War. Version is 1.5, Hard/Hard, No mods. I am playing as the Greek faction. To make things more interesting, I have decided to help build up my neighboring factions instead of my own. And hopefully see them become strong enough to take down traditionally powerful factions like Rome and Egypt. To that end, I am going to tell my story from several different perspectives. The first part will be from Carthage's perspective.
Chapter I - Carthage's Tale
Greetings traveler. You have come to Carthage seeking the story of our great city No? Well you have come to the right person for I can tell this story better than any of the street urchin scum you might come across. And I well tell you the story much more cheaply than those weasels would charge you. But first let us discuss payment. A mere 5 Denarii would get you the basic gist of the story, but will leave out all of the juicy details. I highly recommend the premium story. Sure, it is more expensive at 10 Denarii, but I guarantee you will be much more satisfied with the results. Ah.......I see you are indeed a sharp customer. The premium story is a much better value. Now where to begin?
Our story starts at night, in the bedchambers of Emperor Hanno. Hanno was not sleeping well that night. You see his amorous advances towards a certain noble woman, who shall remain nameless, were recently rebuked. Hanno did not take it well and retired to his bedchamber early to drown his sorrows in alcohol. Personally, I think she wasn't right for him anyway. She was too tall for him. And her husband...what? You don't need quite that much detail? My apologies, I am just trying to make sure you get your money's worth. Ok, back to the story at hand. During Hanno's sleep, a disturbing vision was granted to him by Baal. At least he claimed it was from Baal. Personally I think he just had too much drink and was having a nightmare brought on by his recent breakup with....Oh, there I go again. Not quiet that much detail huh? Ok...so in this vision from Baal, Carthage was destroyed. It really unnerved Hanno. Up to this point, Carthage faced no serious threat. But here was Baal, presenting our Emperor with a vision of our destruction. Featured prominently in this vision were the Romans. This vision would wind up having a profound impact on the events to come.
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If we truly were on a path that would lead to our destruction at Roman hands, Hanno reasoned, then we should alter our path. But how? Then inspiration struck Hanno. Maybe it was our 'go it alone' strategy that was going to lead to our downfall. We needed allies. Powerful allies, and fast. But who was powerful enough to aid us in our coming struggle with Rome? The Spanish and Gauls were primitive, backward people. They did not have what it would take to face the Romans. At least that was Hanno's thinking. But where was this man getting his intel from? Had he even been to Spain? The Spannish had powerful troops in their Bull Warriors and the Gauls....but I am digressing again.... Numidia was also struck from Hanno's list of potential allies. Not only were they weak, but their sympathies were closer to Rome's cause than our own. So Hanno turned to the one faction that he felt had the capacity to stand with us against the hated Romans: The Greeks.
Diplomats were immediately dispatched to the Greek city of Syracuse. They were instructed to secure an alliance at any cost. And if possible, to lay plans for a joint Carthaginian-Greek assault on the Roman city of Messana. Thus driving the cursed Scipii forever from our lands in Sicily. They were given considerable discretion in how they achieved such an alliance. Hanno was confident the alliance would be struck. But even he was not prepared for the response of the Greeks. For when the diplomats came back, they were giddy with excitement. Why were they giddy you ask? Well I think it was because they were thinking of the vast rewards Hanno was going to bestow on them when they delivered the news. Hanno had a reputation for generosity you see. And with the grand opening of a new brothel just down the street....Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want to hear this story or not? Very well I will continue. So, not only had the Greeks agreed to the alliance, at not cost whatsoever to Carthage, but they had agreed to pull completely out of Sicily, and gifted all of their Sicilian holdings to us! They informed us their immediate battle plans lay further to the east, and so would be unable to provide any military aid in our struggles for Sicily. But they still wanted a friendly ally on their flank. And apparently they felt so bad about leaving us to fight the Romans alone, they gifted us one of their best cities as a gesture of goodwill and friendship! Not only had we just doubled our holdings in Sicily without any bloodshed, but we got a nice boost to our troops too. Maybe we were not doomed after all. Hanno was so happy, that he ordered a fresh round of child sacrifices to show our gratitude to Baal. Let me tell you, you did not want to be hanging around the city temples the next day though. The smell that hung in the air after the sacrifices....no you can't use the bathroom I am just getting to the good part!
Despite this diplomatic victory, Hanno was still visibly unnerved at the thought of Carthage's destruction. And let me tell you, he had good reason to be. For within three years time, we were under attack by two different Roman factions. The Julii had invaded the Isle of Sardinia. They swooped up the wall-less city of Caralis and the entire island was loss to us. Have you ever been to Sardinia? Let me tell you it has gone downhill since the Julii took over. They used to have these beautiful......Yes, Yes, I was getting to that.... Ok, so the other Roman faction to attack us was the Scipii. At first our combined armies had managed to rout the Scipii and we sent them scurrying back to Messana. Their legions inflicted heavy damage on us however. We lost most of our best troops and were vulnerable to a second attack. When the Scipii regrouped and hit Syracuse a second time, the city fell to their forces. Now I know what you are thinking. We had two cities in Sicily to train troops from right? So how could the Scipii recover more quickly than us with only one city in Sicily? Well, the answer is a closely guarded Scipii secret. But luckily for you, I have recovered this secret at great risk and cost to myself. I would be glad to share this secret with you for the nominal sum of 20 Denarii. What do you mean that is too much? I assure you that you will be happy with your purchase. What do you mean I still haven't delivered on your last purchase? This epic tale cannot be condensed any further or you will miss all the good parts! Fine fine, I will continue....... After Syracuse fell, the Scipii set their sights on our last city in Sicily, Lilybaeum. The city fell shortly after Syracuse fell. Sicily was lost to us.
Losing the islands of Sardinia and Sicily further unnerved Hanno. He was starting to have that dream/vision of Carthage's destruction every night. And it was not just him. His despair began spreading to our other top leaders and generals as well. Soon Palma and Corduba fell to enemy advances as well. That's right, Carthage had lost all of it's oversea possessions! We managed to add Lepcis Magna and Cirta to our empire, but no one could shake the feeling that we were a doomed people. The bards even started singing songs about our gloomy situation. Say, would you like to hear one? I just so happen to know 'Ole Burne Ye Carthage Burn', and I would be happy to sing it for the nominal sum of...Allright allright, I'll finish the story.
A look at our magnificent city:
The Scipii had consolidated their recent conquests and were building up an invasion force to strike at Carthage itself. Our navies were outnumbered, and the Romans were on the verge of taking total control of the sea. Where were those Greeks that were supposed to be our allies!!! I'll tell you where they were: they were busy fighting the worthless Brutii. Pah. Everyone knows the Brutii had the weakest troops in Rome. It was the Scipii that were a true threat! We informed the Greeks of as much and they finally agreed to dispatch some navies to 'help secure our waters until we rebuild our strength to strike at our common enemies' Pah. We had been fighting for years against these accursed Scipii, it was time for the Greeks to bleed for a change. We would 'strike at our common enemies' when we were good and ready. To their credit, the Greeks actually managed to destroy not only the Scipii navy, but the Brutii and Julii navies as well. They even threw up blockades around several Roman ports. The Romans would occasionally train some new ships, but they were quickly dispatched by Greek naval forces. We were saved!
Thank god the Greeks showed up, we were on the verge of being wiped out. With the Roman navies taken care of, we even started patrolling the Mediterranean again and added another territory or two to our empire at Numidia's expense. Hanno and our leaders became much more relaxed. With the Greeks doing all of the heavy lifting, we started concentrating on what Carthage does best, trade! Say, have you seen these new carpets that just arrived from the far east? They are very high quality, but I would be willing to part with them for say....Boy you are grouchy today. Ok, I will tell you the next part of the tale.
Carthage entered a period of relative peace for the next few decades. The Greeks kept prodding us to attack the Romans, but we told them to buzz off. We fought the Romans enough and were not inclined to fight them anymore, thank you very much. Besides, the Romans heavily outnumbered our army. We were not 'wasting' our money on foolish things like troops and ships. We were busily investing in more important things like carpets, camels, and the finest fabric you have ever laid eyes on. The Greeks were none to happy when we suggested they reconquer our lost territories for us and then gift them back to us. They said without any armies of our own we would just lose them again. Well of course we would, if they did not protect them for us! Duh. They were even less enthusiastic about that response. I supposed we should not have been all that surprised when the entire Greek navy withdrew from our waters for 'required maintenance'. But it did put a damper on our festive mood.
After the Greek navy withdrew, it did not take the Romans long to reestablish a navy. They soon sunk our pathetic navy and reassembled a new invasion force. We pleaded with the Greeks to come back and save us. We even promised that this time we would fight a little. But they said their navy was still 'under maintenance' and would be unable to return....ever. The Scipii landed their invasion force outside of Carthage itself. And with no Greeks to call on for help, we actually had to fight this battle ourselves! Hmmph. Of course we did not stand a chance against the Scipii and Carthage fell to their forces. The vile Scipii did not stop with Carthage. They then marched on the rest of our cities and took those as well. Our empire was lost! Scipii even wiped out the Numidians. Well, at least one good thing came of this. But now here I am, stuck under the tyrannical rule of the Scipii. How's a guy suppose to make an honest living around here? What? you want to hear what happened next? That dear traveler, is an entirely different story. I would be happy to tell you the tale of the Scipii for the nominal sum of....Wait, Come back!!!.....This one is Half price!!!
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