Advice Thread

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ATPG and I are going to try a thread out for a while. We will give basic advise on everything from home maintenance, to crocheting, to relationships, to pet care. If you have a question, post it on this thread and we and our staff (they are invisible, but working hard in the background to ensure a prompt answer to all your questions) will shortly get you an answer.
This is not Wikipedia II, so don't ask for all kinds of random knowledge that you can research yourself. :P If you have technical questions though, we will do our best to help you.
Only post questions in this thread. If you do not receive an answer in 2 days, please be patient. If you do not receive an answer in 2 weeks, please realize that your question is very important to us, and we are doing our best to ensure that you get the most helpful and complete answer possible. If you do not receive an answer in 2 months, please have faith; good things come to those who wait. If two years have passed and you have not received an answer, then feel free to start looking elsewhere for advice, as we have probably taken up the bureaucratic policies of the US government and your question is likely buried in a mountain of paper work.