We talk normally, thank you very much!

However, our barbies are much better, and so are our wimminz.

As an Australian book I once read said: "We shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. We are the best at all the sports that matter: cricket, rugby, afl and union. We can beat anyone in anything and still win two-up."

Or something like that.