Honorary Texans: Now Accepting Applications

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place?

[edyzmedieval]

So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place?

Sorry about that. Do I qualify as well?

[pevergreen]

What you need is huge geographical size, an Ego to surpass even that, and an unapologetic conviction that you are God's gift to mankind. Those, and an utter pig-headed refusal to face facts to the contrary, even if your sports team loses, they are still the best in the world.

Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!

[Strike For The South]

I am offended that I am not already there.

This was before our time sweetums.

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

[Legosoldier]

I'd like to apply then.

[Husar]

That's a mean, ignorant insult!! Texas isn't full of rednecks!

Texas is full of hicks, sheesh.

Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French.

[Veho Nex]

Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French.

Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?

[Ja'chyra]

Even you 'texans' are using our words! Soon you might start spelling things the right way.

Maybe we should be making you honourary Australians.

Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.

[CountArach]

I request an application...

Your bribe will be arriving in the mail soon.

[pevergreen]

Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.

They became our words when we had already committed the crimes.

[Fragony]

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

[Husar]

Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?

You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?

[Strike For The South]

Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

Deal.

[Veho Nex]

You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?

Sadly no... But in my eyes, to be allied to the french is an outrage. They only like you if they are under an attack.

[Fragony]

Deal.

cool, so here goes.

CAN YOU FEEL IT

[pevergreen]

To help my application, accept this PM STFS, and the hilarity it contains.

[Hosakawa Tito]

I throw my hat into the ring. I deserve to be an honorary Texan because:

1. Tamales are part of our traditional holiday meals.
2. I have jumper cables in the truck & my wife knows how to use them.
3. I've worn shorts & a parka at the same time.
4. I have security lights on the house, but leave the doors unlocked.
5. To me 60 degrees is a little chilly.
6. I've eaten Blue Bell ice cream.
7. I have the keys to the porn locker for the photo's that couldn't be shown in the babe thread.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!

After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...

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Clickety ici

[Vuk]

After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...


Clickety ici

Of course there is: Aussies wear kewler hats and got kangaroos. Other than that they are about the same.

[pevergreen]

and emus and platypus's and echidnas and drop bears and lamingtons.

And the most annoying accents in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

[Oaty]

Why would I want be Texan

I don't have horns

[Vuk]

Why would I want be Texan

I don't have horns

Not even one? Sorry man...

[Hooahguy]

yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like

[pevergreen]

Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.

I thought it was me until it read Member...



who else but Vuck.

This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.

[seireikhaan]

yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like

Uh oh....

[Hooahguy]

why "uh oh"?

[seireikhaan]

why "uh oh"?

Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major kicking".

[woad&fangs]

nevermind

[Hooahguy]

Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major kicking".

but its texas.....

[Vuk]

Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.

I thought it was me until it read Member...



who else but Vuck.

This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.

lol, :P Are you insinuating that Vuk is prone to immaturity?
Don't worry, I would not have stolen your name if you abandoned it.