A Problem of Shrinkage

[Xiahou]

Enlightened bourgeoisie.

So you're one of the one's exploiting me!
I own no property, no means of production, have never hired, fired or even supervised anyone. I sell my labor to those with means in return for wages- sounds like I'm a proletariat. Funny thing though... I don't feel exploited.

I'm sure it's because I'm not "enlightened"- maybe one day I'll have my eyes opened and buy into all that marxist drivel.

Oooh I finally get to agree with Xiahou.

I'd better go to bed. Clearly I'm beginning to hallucinate.