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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
    I present this as the "Lucky Design" theory, as an alternative to Intelligent Design and Evolution.
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    What we need is a poll for this, over 200 posts is just getting too rambly.... :P

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    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.

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    What we need is a poll for this, over 200 posts is just getting too rambly.... :P
    I wonder what the opinion of the man from officialy the most atheist city in the UK might be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.
    I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week. And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week. And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

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    If you were being genuine, there would be no reason not to go with it.
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    I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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    I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.
    God is a bit dull on the fiery presentations nowadays isn't he? A shame as large scale miracles would be really convincing stuff.

    Instead he goes around, poking around in the "godly presence center" in the brain for people to feel his fiery presence.

    Makes sence if He planned to get to humans through evolution, how else would He keep humans to be prone to belive in Him while keeping the low profile he does by not doing obvious wonders.
    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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    HEY!!

    Hey, hey hey. They found Jesus on a Cheeto. Don't tell me there aren't miracles.

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