Evolution v Creationism

**Rhyfelwyr** · 05-19-2009, 21:45

Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.

Originally Posted by Fwapper

What we need is a poll for this, over 200 posts is just getting too rambly.... :P

I wonder what the opinion of the man from officialy the most atheist city in the UK might be?

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-19-2009, 21:50

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.

I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week.

And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

One, two, three, four, I declare a holy war!

**Rhyfelwyr** · 05-19-2009, 22:43

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I have. I am witness to the awesome power of His Lucky Charms. I know it to be true. Random Deities beat randrom diety any day of the week.

And it's not random, it's LUCKY. There's a difference.

One, two, three, four, I declare a holy war!

If you were being genuine, there would be no reason not to go with it.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-19-2009, 22:45

I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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**Rhyfelwyr** · 05-19-2009, 22:50

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I have already declared a Chee-had against the infidel. However, just like in other religions, when you declare a Chee-had, it is instead an inner, spiritual struggle. We fight using our minds.

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I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 05-19-2009, 22:53

Pizza, you have some strange beliefs

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-19-2009, 23:02

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.

HE ABANDONED ME FIRST!!! I leave him messages on his answering machine saying things like:

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"Hi, it's the pizzaguy. Love that green outfit. What are you doing Saturday Night? By the way, can you please let my local sports team win the pennant? Thanks. -Amen"

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"Hey it's me again. I'm sorry I forgot to add that I'd really love to win the lottery. Could you make that happen? Thanks. -Amen

Oh, PS- where does life begin?"

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As you can see, since he doesn't return my phone calls, he abandoned me first. Or he's dead. But the important thing is that even though he doesn't talk to me, I continue to pray to him and ask him to change his Divine Plan, even though it wouldn't be much of a Divine Plan if he changed it to suit my whims.

Originally Posted by Sigurd

Argumentum ad Hominem with the sub fallacy; Refutation by Caricature.

Much of the religious argument against evolution comes from the argument from ignorance. See also "God of the Gaps".

**Rhyfelwyr** · 05-19-2009, 23:22

Heh, well Yahweh is very real to me, in everything I do. It follows that since the message of the New Testament is so real to me, so is that of the Old Testament, Jesus was fulfilling those scriptures after all. Plus, you've got to admit, Daniel didn't do bad predicting the year of Jesus' death, and all the prophecies concerning Israel etc.

On a side note, if you were comparing your prayer to the Christian version, it's not quite like that. Trying to work through prayer is like trying to do stuff in the Matrix - Jesus says you have to know your prayer will be answered, otherwise you were not in accordance with God's will in the first place! Stop trying to hit me and hit me... see what I mean?

**Sigurd** · 05-19-2009, 23:23

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Much of the religious argument against evolution comes from the argument from ignorance. See also "God of the Gaps".

Argumentum ad Hominem Tu Quoque

**Ironside** · 05-19-2009, 22:33

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Yawn the old randrom diety stories are fun to make up but they don't help much, nobody has felt the fiery presence of the leprechaun god.

God is a bit dull on the fiery presentations nowadays isn't he? A shame as large scale miracles would be really convincing stuff.

Instead he goes around, poking around in the "godly presence center" in the brain for people to feel his fiery presence.

Makes sence if He planned to get to humans through evolution, how else would He keep humans to be prone to belive in Him while keeping the low profile he does by not doing obvious wonders.