Evolution v Creationism

[Askthepizzaguy]

I hope you haven't abandoned the fiery little leprechaun god.

HE ABANDONED ME FIRST!!! I leave him messages on his answering machine saying things like:

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"Hi, it's the pizzaguy. Love that green outfit. What are you doing Saturday Night? By the way, can you please let my local sports team win the pennant? Thanks. -Amen"

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"Hey it's me again. I'm sorry I forgot to add that I'd really love to win the lottery. Could you make that happen? Thanks. -Amen

Oh, PS- where does life begin?"

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"Hello Leprechaun. it's me, Pizzaguy. I am doing some soul searching and I want to know why you created Free Will and Evil and also a place to punish people for using their Free Will to create Evil even though you're infinitely compassionate and the one responsible for designing us intelligently. Thanks. -Amen"

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"Hey it's me. Why don't you ever return my phone calls? I mean, what's up with that? -Amen"

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"Ok, I'm really starting to get ticked off now. I don't treat you so coldly. Haven't I been a devoted worshiper ever since I converted to the faith? Be a nice, friendly God and talk to me or I'll convert to Invisible Pink Unicorn Religion or the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism."

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"Ok sorry about the last phone call... I was feeling all stressed out. Will you forgive me? Love you. Kisses."

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"Quick question... why do we have vestigial organs?"

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"You still haven't answered my question as to where life begins."

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"How come people are gay if they choose to be gay and it makes them unhappy to be different and to be persecuted? Wouldn't they just switch back? And why would they be born gay if you created them in your own image but you also say that it is a sin?"

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"What should we do about underage women being forced to marry against their will in other cultures? What gives us the moral right to intervene?"

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"I saw you on a box of Lucky Charms today. I LOL'ed!"

As you can see, since he doesn't return my phone calls, he abandoned me first. Or he's dead. But the important thing is that even though he doesn't talk to me, I continue to pray to him and ask him to change his Divine Plan, even though it wouldn't be much of a Divine Plan if he changed it to suit my whims.

Argumentum ad Hominem with the sub fallacy; Refutation by Caricature.

Much of the religious argument against evolution comes from the argument from ignorance. See also "God of the Gaps".