I wonder about the two of every animal thing. I assume he also got a bunch of seeds, too, or do the plants on dry land love being submerged by ten thousand feet of saltwater? And what's really cool is that there's not actually that much water on the planet by a longshot so it physically couldn't happen as it says in the Bible to make all the dry land disappear, unless the mountains all crumbled under the sea, and the sheer earthquakes would have killed everyone anyway.
Also, he was very nice to collect two of every species of beetle, because that must have taken him a LOOOOONG time. And how did he collect two of every species from other continents? Like the Panda?
How did Noah collect the Pandas? How about the Penguins and the Polar Bears? Yeah. What about the species native to North and South America? Yeah. He was an elderly dude but apparently, like Santa Claus, he can fly around the world faster than light and visit all the animal species in existence and collect them and put them on a rickety wooden boat. Oh, and he must have also got them food, too. And a place to poo. And fresh water for all those species. And how did he keep the lions from hunting the zebras and the frogs from eating the mosquitoes? And how did he stop the unicorns from having sex with the bubblegum faeries?
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