Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph... good Lord, no.

I have no interest in quibbling over the definition of capitalism versus communism. I don't wish to invent definitions nor do I wish to redefine terms which have commonly accepted meanings already. Why is it that people insist on bringing their own bizarre definitions to debates when they know that no one else will agree with their definitions? That renders the discussion futile.

I'll accept any standard definition found in a free dictionary anyone can access, assuming it is at least a marginally credible source (i.e. not Fox News dictionary, nor Air America dictionary, if there were one)