drowning out my sorrow

[Hooahguy]

with beer....

every year my school has a prom-like event. no dancing and stuff, but people ask each other out. so to be a gentleman to my gf, i asked her, even though i thought i knew what her answer was going to be, boy was i wrong.
she said, "sorry, im going with someone else."

i need more beer.

[johnhughthom]

How can she be your girlfriend then? Seems kinda weird...

[Rhyfelwyr]

She's your girlfriend and she's going with someone else?

Just break his legs.

[Hooahguy]

nah. she just called me to tell me that were breaking up....

this. last time i get into a relationship for a looooong time....

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Leave her, and you may or may not break both of his legs. I assume no responsibility for the consequences thereof. You may also post on FML.

EDIT: SHE broke up with YOU after that?

...wow. Some nerve...

[Hooahguy]

yes, a nerve she does have....

[Caius]

Damn, that sucks man.

[johnhughthom]

Just find somebody better looking to take along, you're too young to be worrying about relationships anyway. A teenager with a girlfriend is wasting countless possibilities.

[Hooahguy]

the sad thing is that this isnt the first time this has happened to me...
why dont i learn?

[Dutch_guy]

Man what a rude way to break up with someone, a five year old would have handled it more tactfully.

[tibilicus]

Chin up mate, life lesson and all .

Although she does sound like a bit of a .. Also alcohol and break ups don't mix, try and avoid the perilous drunk voice mail message. A perilous mistake indeed..

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

On the bright side, this solves the whole her going to Israel problem.

[Hooahguy]

good point!

[Rhyfelwyr]

Yeah I remember that thread about the moving to Israel issue... I think in hindsight you were maybe getting a bit carried away...

[seireikhaan]

That was highly rude of her. Trust me, Hooah, you wouldn't want to end up with a gal like that anyways. Better learn of this kinda thought process she has then, say, 15 years later, if you get my drift...

[Tribesman]

Damn, that sucks man.

But does she ?

[johnhughthom]

But does she ?

If she doesn't would he be so upset?

[Hooahguy]

But does she ?

like you wouldnt believe

[pevergreen]

But does she ?

Don't worry Hooah, you'll get another one. Before me too!

[Strike For The South]

To really get back at here you should pm me noodz. I will then post them on the interwebz.


*Reminder* Her not you.

[Hooahguy]

To really get back at here you should pm me noodz. I will then post them on the interwebz.


*Reminder* Her not you.

pity we didnt take any....

[Beefy187]

From what I gather, you deserve better girl to go out with.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

That's rude. Try to look as if you wouldn't care about her, that's the best. And then break his legs.

Edit: The good thing is, teenage girls are a waste of time and energy anyways. Be lucky that she's away now, time to look for something more mature...

[Hooahguy]

would it be bad if i began dating women older than me? like, in college?

[Fragony]

My general rule, if it has legs and lumps and isn't a camel, go for it.

[Cute Wolf]

@fragony

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

My general rule, if it has legs and lumps and isn't a camel, go for it.

it is a cow!

Btw, hooahguy... you just need to go for good university... a lot of better girls is here... cheers up!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

and don't drink too many beer... try green tea mixed with milk and a bit of vodka, and you'll feel better definitely

[KarlXII]

Drinking isn't the smart thing to do, if anything.

[Marshal Murat]

Laugh away the pain.

[Ramses II CP]

@fragony

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

it is a cow!

Btw, hooahguy... you just need to go for good university... a lot of better girls is here... cheers up!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

and don't drink too many beer... try green tea mixed with milk and a bit of vodka, and you'll feel better definitely

By all that is good and holy do not pollute perfectly good vodka with milk! That is by every imaginable standard a genuine heresy. Vodka should be drunk from a glass, cup, bottle, or even a bowl, but it should be straight. Warm/cold/hot is irrelevant. It will help you forget your girl, it will not prevent you from making really, really bad decisions with a phone, so turn that dangerous beast in to the proper authorities before you start drinking.

Yeah, women are crazy. Gotta see a nutty one tomorrow, maybe for the last time, and I'm rather looking forward to it. Just don't tell my wife (that I'm looking forward to it anyway).

[Samurai Waki]

If you stop to think about all the bad relationships you've ever had, you won't be able to look ahead towards all the great ones you haven't made.

Its always tough losing a girlfriend, but eventually you'll think less of her, and then you won't think of her at all. Instead you'll be thinking about the new cute girly who tickles your fancy. *No Pun Intended* Or that could just be a lie...