drowning out my sorrow

Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

Hey! don't do that!!!

Life is beautiful.... better search out other girls......

Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

Great job locking this thread with one statement.

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Great job locking this thread with one statement.

Originally Posted by Ichigo

What does the sleeping smiley signify? I am just saying I have seen threads in the Frontroom locked for less then what he said.

Sleeping

Originally Posted by Ichigo

Sleeping

Master Ichigo, please grace us with more words of wisdom.

A few years older is alright. Hell...if you can get a girl, who cares about the age. As long as you like her.

Now if I could only get one...

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

What does the sleeping smiley signify? I am just saying I have seen threads in the Frontroom locked for less then what he said.

Exactly what my post was refering to...

Well, that's pretty bad. Alcohol is a solution but only for the first evening, don't go overboard and don't make it a habit.

After that a thought process begins.

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

would it be bad if i began dating women older than me? like, in college?

Yep, anything between 18 and 45 for me but you set your own limits.

I remember one when I was 14 and she was 18.....................good times, and educational.

Maybe you should make a thread about killing yourself...

god forbid!

@Husar- yeah, the drinking only lasted an hour or so.... then i was up to coffee.

Have you paid this fellow a visit yet?

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Have you paid this fellow a visit yet?

not yet....
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.

All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her? I'm sick of women saying I can't hit them becuase I double there bodyweight.

I don't understand how soft skin and chesticles gets you off the hook for a hook (pun intended)

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

not yet....
but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.

Just become a Puritan and then you can beat him into a pulp.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her? I'm sick of women saying I can't hit them becuase I double there bodyweight.

I don't understand how soft skin and chesticles gets you off the hook for a hook (pun intended)

very true, my friend. in my opinion, if women want to be equals, theyd better get ready for the rough ways of society.

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

very true, my friend. in my opinion, if women want to be equals, theyd better get ready for the rough ways of society.

Hmmmmm. Smileys should've been included. As a southern gentleman I would never harm a fair belle. I'm also close minded and slightly effeminite

well, i agree if the belle was fair and courteous, then i treat her with respect, but when they want to be treated like men, by golly, ill treat them like men.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her?

At this point I'm thinking a double homicide+suicide is in order. Take them both with you Hooah!

(And remember to make a thread about it first... )

Write her a letter saying how upset you feel.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

All this talk about hurting him and yourself. Why not her?

Thought I was the only one. Show that meat what the law of the jungle is. No trees no escape.

Fah! She wasn't worth your attention in the first place.

Just wait, let me get Osama Obama on the line. Can you give me her address?

Challenge her new boyfriend to a duel.

in the square at dusk.

Tell her that she broke your heart and that you're going to kill yourself unless she brakes up with this new guy.

but trust me, i will. but i wont hurt him. thats dishonorable, and Judasim teaches me to not take revenge.
and he didnt really do anything wrong. from what i hear, she was the one who asked him. at least thats whats going around.

Take time before doing this. Even though you have been taught to not to harm others, your feelings will make you say some words that could hurt. Just in case you did not know.

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Tell her that she broke your heart and that you're going to kill yourself unless she brakes up with this new guy.

theres no point of trying to get back together with her. the memory will be too bad to forget, and will mess things up even worse.

Leave a message on her home telephone speaking to her as if she is pregnant, but arrange it so her new boyfriend hears it before her.

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

Leave a message on her home telephone speaking to her as if she is pregnant, but arrange it so her new boyfriend hears it before her.

Try bringing genital warts into the picture while you're at it.

Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

At this point I'm thinking a double homicide+suicide is in order. Take them both with you Hooah!

(And remember to make a thread about it first... )

Chris Benoit reference. Not enough of those .

I don't see why you guys are suggesting "getting back" at her for breaking up with him. So a girl doesn't like him anymore, boo hoo, we've all been that route without discussing the plan to tar and feather her.