The Obssession with Homosexuality

**Louis VI the Fat** · 05-08-2009, 16:10

Originally Posted by Andres

Note to self: switch on humor detector before replying to Louis.

Hmm, you seem to have been genuinly irritated by my posts here. (Did the annual Belgium tax papers fell on your doormat?

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Anyway:
I wasn't slagging off the Dutch (or the Jews), I was simply imitating Hooahguy's and Fragoguy's statements, replacing 'gays' with Jews and Dutch repsectively to make a point.
The Walloon statement was ironic. 'Distant lands they never visit' - this was aimed against the debilitating insularic tendency of Walloons to consider as foreign, regions that are a mere twenty-minute bicycle ride away, places with jobs. Yes, I am not completely blinded by solidarity.

**Andres** · 05-08-2009, 16:24

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Hmm, you seem to have been genuinly irritated by my posts here. (Did the annual Belgium tax papers fell on your doormat?

)

Anyway:
I wasn't slagging off the Dutch (or the Jews), I was simply imitating Hooahguy's and Fragoguy's statements, replacing 'gays' with Jews and Dutch repsectively to make a point.
The Walloon statement was ironic. 'Distant lands they never visit' - this was aimed against the debilitating insularic tendency of Walloons to consider as foreign, regions that are a mere twenty-minute bicycle ride away, places with jobs. Yes, I am not completely blinded by solidarity.

I know, I know

That's why I did the ~~thingy~~ with my original post, instead of just deleting it; to emphasise how stupid my response was, instead of hiding my stupidity, which would have been unfair.

I was an idiot by making such a post because you were obviously being ironic and I was too busy being the flemish narrow minded idiot I sometimes am to spot it.

I apologise for completely misunderstanding your post and annoying you by making a fool of myself.

EDIT: and I don't fear the Belgian taxpapers, usually it are they who owe me money. I'm still waiting for their payment.

**Vuk** · 05-08-2009, 16:45

I went to get a massage, but all the females were busy and there was only a very gay looking guy there. Call me a homophobe, but I did not let that oh-so-feminine man rub his lotion covered hands all over me. :P I just spent some time in the thermal baths instead. :P

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-08-2009, 18:36

Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again

I went to get a massage, but all the females were busy and there was only a very gay looking guy there. Call me a homophobe, but I did not let that oh-so-feminine man rub his lotion covered hands all over me. :P I just spent some time in the thermal baths instead. :P

I don't care whose hands they are, as long as they rub my shoulders, back, and buttocks in just the right firm-yet-gentle way.

As long as my Skinny Marinky Dinky Dink ends up with my girlfriend's Skinna Marinky Doo, and no one else's, that means I like women.

**Vuk** · 05-08-2009, 18:45

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I don't care whose hands they are, as long as they rub my shoulders, back, and buttocks in just the right firm-yet-gentle way.

As long as my Skinny Marinky Dinky Dink ends up with my girlfriend's Skinna Marinky Doo, and no one else's, that means I like women.

lol, it was not his gender that turned me off, it was his overly excited attitude and winking. :P I am an overweight, gross guy, and anyone who is that interested in fondeling my naked body has serious problems. :P Trust me, I would have been turned off if a woman showed interest like that too, just not as much. It is more so with the guy, because I do not find guys attractive at all. :P (except Clay Aiken

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EDIT: Skinny huh? :P Don't worry, I will keep your secret. :P

**Askthepizzaguy** · 05-08-2009, 18:48

Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again

EDIT: Skinny huh? :P Don't worry, I will keep your secret. :P

It's just a child-friendly expression.

Well yeah I suppose if he's an over-the-top fruity fruitcake, then yeah I don't want his creepy fingers touching me. I was referring to normal people, gay or straight. As long as he doesn't try to grab himself a couple of handfuls of my cheesy goodness, I'm happy.

**rasoforos** · 05-09-2009, 06:47

A very wise greek proverb roughly translates:

'A cucumber that doesn't grow up your bum you shouldn't care how it grows'

It means that if something does not really affect you then you should not try to stop it

Perhaps, just perhaps, some 'straight' people are so 'interested' in homosexuality because they try to hide their own homosexual feelings (and there is a plethora of anti-gay enthusiasts caught taking it up the bum to prove it)