The Obssession with Homosexuality

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Why do nominally straight people talk constantly about gay marriage and homosexuality? Why do they get so worked up about it?

I am sorry, but those gay marriages threaten my lifestyle. When my wife sees those happy gay married couples, she gets dissatisfied with our marraige and will then turn gay because gay is a choice, which will make me lose all those tax benefits, not that there are any tax benefits nowadays because of that socialist Obama. It's all true, just ask Hannity or any anchor on Fox News AKA the last bastion of fair and balanced reporting on this 6,000 year old God given planet of ours.

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