The Obssession with Homosexuality

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I don't care whose hands they are, as long as they rub my shoulders, back, and buttocks in just the right firm-yet-gentle way.

As long as my Skinny Marinky Dinky Dink ends up with my girlfriend's Skinna Marinky Doo, and no one else's, that means I like women.

lol, it was not his gender that turned me off, it was his overly excited attitude and winking. :P I am an overweight, gross guy, and anyone who is that interested in fondeling my naked body has serious problems. :P Trust me, I would have been turned off if a woman showed interest like that too, just not as much. It is more so with the guy, because I do not find guys attractive at all. :P (except Clay Aiken )


EDIT: Skinny huh? :P Don't worry, I will keep your secret. :P