Noble Sons II- Summary Thread

[Beefy187]

I'm running out of time so, heres the actual game thread. Try not to post here until the game starts please.

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Few years before the start....


"My dear friend.. I want you to look at this book"

The men passed the book to his friend.

"My God.... this is??"
"The Vegetarian book. By Charmaine Solomon. This book tells us that vegetarianism is the most healthy and ideal way of life. I want to live a healthy life.. Don't you?"
"Yes I do but..."
There was a reason why he hesitated to answer. There was several strong kingdoms dominating the land of Org. Kingdom of Beef also known as Beefdom was one of the strongst country in the region. While King Yoyoma of Beefdom was known as a kind king, he did not hesitate to execute anyone who criticize his exceccive consumption of meat.
"You do realise, promoting vegetarianism will be considered as treason?" he asked desperately.
The men sighed and said, "Godness! I cannot believe I am hearing this from a factionheir... Soon to be a king!!"
"My kingdom is no match against Beefdom!!"
"King Yoyoma is about to die. And my dear friend. I am about to become a king my self."
"But... But...."
"But what? Fine. Until we take control of the entire island.. We'll keep our mouth shut. Keep our ambition hidden. Then we can become vegetarians."
"You make it sound so easy."
"This is the dream worth dying for isn't it? You want to be a vegetarian don't you?"
"..... What ever."

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Yoyoma junior, was with his father in his last moments.
"My child... Promiss me the following.. Be good to your mother."
"I will father."
"Be good to the amazonians. Just show them a few Yoyo skills. Don't forget to invite them to the monthly beef banquet."
"I will father."
"Oh!! Do you mind returning that South Park DVD to the video shop?"
"I will father."
"Oh and one last thing...."
"Hurry up and die dad."
"Oracle told me this a few years.... There will be few mad fellows who will try take over the island in the next few years."
"Well theres always some of those loonies around."
"And they are going to turn the island vegetarian..."

Yoyoma Junior gasped.

"See.. I don't mind you completely ruining and wrecking the kingdom I made."
"Cheers. Its nice to know that you trust your son"
"But see. I'm about to die and it sucks if I see the cows I left behind.... not being turned into beef steaks. Or seeing Natasha eating grass and..."
"Righteo dad. I get it."
"I'm counting on you..."

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So war was about to rage on the land. Tears and blood was about to rain upon the land of joy...

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[Beefy187]

The Aresea Confederacy - Sea Based Army

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3. First adapted to the sea, we live in the large merciless oceans of the West Of Noble Sons land for generations, we became the first to develop naval technology because of are advantageous position are keen wit and wisdom of our elder Fish, recently we have adapted to land and now field land based army and naval technology, are galley's are huge and are mounted upon small whales for easy maneuvering, speed & morale depleting when faced against a coward like enemy! We were always the smallest of nations previously, but with our holdings on what was desolate land we now field one of the largest kingdoms in the whole field of noble sons land!
4. We were growing are technology, breeding it perfectly, the production of a massive warship powered by 6 million cod had been finished, and mercenaries hired in case we were attacked, but luckily we never got deeply involved in the conflicts of other petty kingdoms, allowing us to expand undisturbed, however with all nearby holding now occupied by others violence may, for the first time be a realistic consideration.....
5. Adapting giant sharks and dolphins to hold a sword, or hold a pike and fight for our nations honor!

Galleys - Best navy out of all kingdoms, truly a force to be reckoned with
Swordsmen & Pikemen - Given to truly fearsome fish, but lack the diversity and numbers to match more established land based powers
Cavalry - Non existant & laughable, we have sharks instead! much more efficient....
Archery - We gather Small Tunas with the agility and speed to fire with great prowess, however there size means they can only hold small bows meaning while incredibly agile and accurate are archery isn't particularly powerful

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The Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull

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3. In the Year 44, a minor pension issue between the King and the Most Holy Priest of the 28 Headed Cattle God turned into a bitter territorial dispute. Angered at his pension cut by 0.34 percent, S. Lysimachus declared the holdings of the Chruch of the 28 Headed Cattle God to be independent from the Kingdom of Beefdom. Luckily, the headstrong S. Lysimachus soon died due to an adverse allergic reaction to solid gold, and was succeeded by his less headstrong son Shlin II. Will he maintain the status quo? Will he aim for reunification? Will he seek the universal destruction of everything??? Nobody knows...

4. Back in the day of the First Age, the brave forefather of the House Schling died selflessly for a cause he didn't really understand... For his "sacrifice", his family is awarded the Priesthood of the 28 Headed Cattle God.

5. Between the First Age and the Second Age, much time were spent eating beefy, discussing the philosophy of eating beef, and generally complaining to the king about lack of funds. Later, they declared independence, and continues their whimsical lifestyle.

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The Grand Republic of Buranda



3 The Lands the republic settled in were populated by thousands of tribes, of different cultures, in a permanent state of war. however, the arrival of the first colonists changed all that. they were refugees from 'civilised' nations, forced from their homes. despite this, they were a clever, rich and advanced bunch. they carried sword and plate armour. the tribes had little. the republic founded the port city of Hallingon, now the capital. it was well developed, with modern designs, houses out of stone. they played the tribes against each other, assimilated the weak and allied with the strong. soon, by blood and deed, owns the entire peninsula. however, many tribes remained, in republican lands. they, in return for not fighting, given the infamous 'borderlands' lands on the borders, who could act a buffer against invasion. the republic now founded, it built new cities with wonder and science. the republic realised a opportunity for coin. the south of the peninsula, was a great bay, named the bay of carasi. it was potent for trade. they landed large expeditionary forces to the lands of the south, and took them over, much like they did on the peninsula. soon, they had conquered a large portion of land. merchants flourished, and the republic boomed. over, the new conquests were weak to surviving tribes, who had fled to other tribes, more powerful. the republic made new borderlands, and many tribes from the north went south, since there was a larger amount of land up for sale. the republic could have easily conquered much more, but political infighting and squabbling. To combat this, the position of lord chancellor was made, so that all men had a chance to become the grand ruler of Buranda


The Horde of the Hungry Khan


3. The Hungry Khan once ruled all of Europa, a continent across the seas, and then became a fanatical follower of the Pizza Lord, and waged Jihad against the infidel, conquering three continents within the span of 12 years. The Hungry Khanate was defeated by the Sultan of Grog, and now his vast horde has been wandering the steppes ever since... growing more and more hungry.... eating everything that stood in their path.

4. During the time period of the Noble Sons I, the Hungry Khanate was at its peak, ruling the vast lands of another continent. Now they have come across a great vast plains separating the two continents, and have had nothing to eat for many months. In desperation, they have started to eat one another, and the armies of the Hungry Khan are now growing disloyal and undisciplined. They are seeking a new Lord to serve.

5. Since the common era began, the Hungry Hordes have found the lands of Beefdom have been left mostly unattended by the Great Yoyoma. Many cattle have vanished from the local farms, and many of the peasants have found their chicken, pigs, and lambs to be missing as well. Wheat fields have been picked clean, and tomatoes have been disappearing as well.

In the air, a strangely delicious smell is coming from the adjacent valley, where the Hungry Hordes are known to make camp. Their armies are vast, and they consider themselves neutral to everyone on this continent, so long as they are allowed to eat their strange foreign delicacy.... called a "pizza".

Kingdom of Beef/ Beefdom






The Twin Kingdoms of Lesser Reenk and Greater Roink



3. History of the kingdom: The Twin Kingdoms of Lesser Reenk and Greater Roink is a recently emerged polity centered between the Reenk and Roink mountain ranges. Before the land was united, the people who lived in the region were semi pastoral folk just beginning the war against the evil plant kingdom. They chose the giver of Beef as both their spiritual guide. However, they also made this giver of Beef their natural enemy and the obvious dissonance led to tensions which would have a huge impact. One day, a man who called himself the Reenkmeister united the various mountain tribes and carved out a kingdom, and all other states had to pay attention to the emerged power. However, one day vegetarian ninjas who were confused with the exact nature of the giver of Beef killed the Reenkmeister's family and so he left his kingdom to go and gather money for kung-fu lessons. A distant relative of the Reenkmeister known as Reenkmaistro took charge of the fledgling state and this is his story...
4. What they were doing during the time period of Noble Sons I: Living in a disunitied state as mountain tribesmen.
5. What they were doing from post Noble Sons I up until now: This is the period of unification described in the history culminating in the vegetarian ninja assassination.

Exiles



0-10 Years after: House Whiteeyes is exiled and Yoyoma is crowned King of all Beefdom: House Whiteyes is broken and scattered by White_eyes being a illegitimate son of King Beefy, Many in the House abandoned it after Whiteeyes and his 'Failed revolution'. King Yoyoma angered by those that still stood loyally by but at the same time not secure enough to kill them outright, ordered a exile to the north for all those that supported or even related to 'false' Prince Whiteeyes.

10-20 Years later: House Whiteeyes begins to regroup and rebuild, even though they have lost much of there former Manpower, they still have many talented but disillusioned men. King Yoyoma sends a Royal decree that as his Vassal there new flag will be a Owl with White eyes but also to show his resentment; he forces it to have the word "útlegð" in it.

20-25 Years later: House Whiteeyes receives a visit from a Oracle from the Kingdom of Beefy who states "One out of the House Whiteeyes will receive a Shining Sword and with it, well cut the Yo-yo in half". With this, many of those previously disillusioned men, begin to regain their national pride and openly begin to deify King Yoyoma who laughs at such a feeble attempt at rebellion. He chooses to ignore it for now, he has Bigger problems at that moment and even House Whiteeyes can't field much of a army or hold much interest anyway.

25-30 Years later: Mines are uncovered in the north. With this Gold, House Whiteeyes intends to make it much more then a rebellion and there are reports of a very talented and charismatic Leader rising in House Whiteeyes lands. No one knows his origins, some say he is a dispossed Son of King Yoyoma, others think he might just be the one to carry the shining sword....TO BREAK THE YO-YO......


1. Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef

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3. An Order created after rumours that other Kingdoms and peoples that were eating anything apart from Beef. With the sole purpose of spreading the glorious teachings of eating Beef, the Order would send Missionaries to foreign countries and kingdoms to preach and convert its population to eating Beef. Within Beefdom, the Order has an Inquisition that seeks out Heretics not eating Beef and purifies them with 'extreme' cleansing. The Order also has a standing army which it mobilizes when needed.

4. Formed shortly after the crowning of King Yoyoma, the works of the Order was so effective and efficient that the King Himself bestowed Grandmaster Taka with two pieces of the Best Kobe Beef in the land and gave him a large area the size of a small kingdom to carry on the Order's work. The Order was officially renamed to the Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef after receiving the two pieces of Kobe Beef, which are preserved and kept within the secret chambers of the Inquisition Head Quarters.

5. After launching several successful Beef Crusades across the land, the Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef now has a fairly large control of nearby lands and some far away. The Order's famous 'Steak Grilling Flame Thrower', a secret weapon with a cow's head spewing fire and used only by the most trusted within the Order chosen by Grandmaster Taka, purged the heretics and won most of their battles. The Order was thought to be incorruptible, until very recently (last week in fact) it was discovered that one of the low ranked soldiers secretly ate vegetables with his beef. He was 'cleansed' as an example to the other members of the Order.


With the vegetarian uprising increasing at an alarming rate, the Order is starting to struggle with its teachings. Everyone is considered suspicious, even the Order itself. Purge the Heretic Veg-eaters!

The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese



The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese was founded by the stunningly intelligent, devious, and ambitious Prince YLC of Beefdom. Having been exiled to the farthest shores of the continent, YLC quickly plotted revenge, to return with many mercenaries and citizen soldiers after having convinced many towns to join with him even when they shouldn't have or had no need, such was his wordcraft and charisma. He then created a network of spies to bring in the most information possible, and began trade routes to Beefdom. Beefdoms instability caused the trade routes to become threatened, and by clever manufacture, YLC had written into law that the Consulate must protect the trade routes by force. Using this as an excuse to "stabilize" the Kingdom of Beefdom, Prince YLC was able to garner the support of many awould be enemy, such was the mind and forethought of Prince YLC, who, in the name of the people, renounced his noble status and became one with the commoners, much to their rejoicing and furthering of his cause, such was the magnanimity of YLC.

So he allied with the killer White Eyes, knowing that since he was ruthless and already bloodied, White Eyes would only be too willing to help, for he had been blinded by his own greed for a throne that YLC no longer truly sought, such was the humility of YLC. And so it was thus that Prince YLC, through intrigue and manipulation, managed not only to turn the tables on his would be exilers, but met the love of his life, a beautiful assassin from a seaside village, named Sara. Many would ask about fair Sara, and how she had turned his heart towards good things, such is the tenderness of Consul Sara, and how YLC could associate, even love such a woman, but such was YLC's love and understanding. After YLC's most honorable death, for he made sure it was so, Consul Sara took over his duties, for she was most wise and capable, and began the forward progression in arms and technology, skyrocketing the Consulate far far ahead in terms of well being and position.


Consul Sara gave birth to twins, a boy and girl, who grew up amongst the most advanced technology and gained the best education available. The boy was named CLY, or Clay, and the girl was named LCY, or Lacy. Clay soon took over the vast and burgeoning technology industry, handling many of the new clockwork and steam products, both in design and construction, for Clay had forgiven Yoyoma of YLC's death, such was his compassion. But Lacy took the Consulship after her mother passed it down, and Lacy took up the ideals of her father, excelling in deception and war, such was her pride. Now she thinks silently of revenge as the Consulate begins to mobilize...


The Principality of Decapodia



The most ecclesiastical Principality of Decapod Crustaceania, was found by Grand Prince Quintus II, high priest of Decapodia. Grand Prince Quintus II was the son of Prince Quintus Julius Cicero, fifth son of King Beefy the great. After the war of the Beefdom succession and the ascendancy of Prince Yoyoma on the throne. Quintus II took his family and possessions away and migrated to the far corners of the world, founding the lands that his descents would rule for the following centuries. During the perilous trek, the Prince and his follows fed on the delicious shrimps and other crustaceans caught on the high seas. Quintus II was a very religious man and after finding apparent fulfilment, enlightenment and inner peace after eating the shrimps, founded the religion of Crustaceanism, and later became the first high priest of Crustaceanism and Grand Prince of Decopodia.

Centuries had past since the death of Grand Prince Quintus II. His descendents rule these lands, which gradually grew from a chain of small fishing villages to blistering metropolises of great temples and docks. Warehouses, banks and traders grew within the city walls. Merchants from Decapodia sailed as far as the other side of the world to trade prawns, lobsters and seashells for other luxurious goods. The Capital of Decapodia – Dendrobranchiata, although not as populous as some of the other cities in Beefdom, has been universally regarded as one of the most organised and prosperous city in all Beefland.


Geography of the Principality of Decapodia

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The Principality of Decapodia consists of the 2 major island plus 1 minor island on the top right handside of the map, also under its control are some of the costal towns around the carangidae sea.



Government and leadership
Although a Principality. The government type is actually constitutional monarchy. Traditionally every Grand Prince of Decapdia also holds the honoured title of High Priest of Crustacenism, the official religious leader within the kingdom. The Grand Prince rules with the consent and guidance of both the Church and the agreement of the Nobility, with the Senate (consisting of the most influential family of nobles, bishops and merchants) helping to introduce taxes and social reforms, and ultimately in times of war, provides generals and troops for the Grand Prince.

Royal Family
The Royal family of Decapodia are all direct descendents of Prince Quintus Julius Cicero and Quintus II. Traditionally every first-born is made the ruler of the lands, no matter male or female. The current Grand Prince of Decapodia is Grand Prince Secundus Julius Cicero. The kingdom has not been at war with anyone else for centuries, and following the traditions and customs, Seundus is a preacher of religion and peace, and has received the Noble Beefy Peace Prize for decades in running. Under the astute rule of Secundus and the Senate, the Decapodian economy contuned to grow, and gradually the prolonged war against poverty is almost complete in total victory….

But are things about to change? Grand Prince Secundus suffers from type 2 diabetes, which prevents him from performing religious rituals such as the feed of the sweet and sour prawn meal and many others. Grand Prince Secundus’ health has been deteriorating for the past years and it has been widely speculated throughout the realm that the Middle-aged Prince would die soon, so that leaves with the big question of….

Succession. Secundus has 4 children; Princess Una VIII, Prince Quintus XIV, Prince Septimus VII and Princess Nova IX. Traditionally the first born would inherit the throne, however due to recent events the Grand Prince has some dilemmas…..

The Current financial recessions has hit the whole of Beefdom hard, even the elites of Decapodia are feeling the effects. History has taught us that Depression helped to cause WWII, and if history has taught us anything else, that would be history always repeat itself, and if it indeed repeats it self, we could probably expect the same thing as previously stated – itself. The growing recessions has caused various rival kingdoms of grow more towards militarism, the rival kings and dukes aren’t very peaceful. Storming clouds gather over Beefdom as mistrust and rivalry threaten to flood the world in a tide of total war. Ambition and greedy from rival kings and princes must be checked, and the king must think of a strong enough leader from one of his children….

Army Composition

Geographically Decapodia is an amphibious country with islands and coasts. Naturally its main strength lies within its capabilities of navy, and Decapodian navy is universally recognized as the best in all of Beefdom. The Malacostraca armada is the most feared navy in all the lands, with powerful ships such as the Amphipoda Galleass and Isopoda Carracks, the naval powers of Decapodia is unchallenged. However their land army is quite different.

Cavalry – almost completely lacking in heavy cavalry, save for a few units of lightly armored horseboys consisting of untrained teenagers. It’s usefulness only extends for chasing down routers and scaring little misbehaving children.
Cavalry wise Decapodia must rely on mercenaries from the steppes, since native cavalry is obviously very useless.

Swordsmen – Mediocre at best, the Decapodian swordsmen never exceeds their expectations, and at times often performs lower than it. Although able to afford good equipments, these troops fights with less efficiency and brutality than most of the countries around the middle and mountainous reign of the map.

Pikemen – Well disciplined and very well armoured. The Decapodia Pikemen are trained to counter enemy cavalry in perfect fashion. Their long pikes are set to receive enemy charges and use the charge force against their foes.

Archers– Decapodia boasts the best archers in the lands. Very well trained and excellently funded, these troops are the best killers in distance. Annual archery competitions are held to find the best archers and the most talented ones are drafted into the Prince’s personal retinues. The professional archer corp. of Decapodia is very formidable in combat. While the Prince’s retinue are comparable to legendary Elvis shots in Lord of the Rings, and often snatches victory in the face of defeat with one word – “Fire!”

The Kingdom Of The Swisslanders And Mongols!



The Kingdom Of Swissland was made over 5 years ago...... It was started by the Gloruius King Warman88! He led his Swissland Armies thoughout the Total War Multiplayer lands, taking over the lands by force. His Empire joined with some Mongols, who needed a new home. Together, KingWarman88's Empire, The Swissland Empire is growing. It destroyed some of the Top Nations in MP and been expanding, even with the King's recent health problems.



During The Time Period Of the "Nolbe Sons I" era, The Kingdom was not in the region, as the King was busy fighting his MP foes. Afterwards, they begain to head towards a region called "The Game Room" in the .Org Kingdom. Swissland/Mongol forces are now swarming towards this postion, after a attempt on the King's life by a man named White_Eyes :D and King Jan III Sobieski.



Swiss Aroumded Pikeman: The Kingdom Of Swissland has excellet Pikemen. They are able to stop any good fighting cavarly without any problems, and even some foot men. They are known to fight to the death and take no prisoners!

Swiss Men-At-Arms/Swiss Samurai: These Swordmen are heavily armouded. When the Pikemen need support, they are ready to support them in battle and help them beat back the enemy and overwhelm them. There are also Swiss Samurai in the army. Few in numbers, however, they are very fierce warriors also.

Archers: Their foot archers are excellet, coming from the dismounted Mongols that they recieved. They are not the best, since they prefer horseback archery, however, they are useful anyhow.

Knights: The Swisslanders have no good cavarly but bodyguards units, which the King doesn't use since he fights on foot. The Mongols provide their Heavy Cavarly. They are a fiece cavarly force, able to break the back of any enemy army, if given the chance!
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[Beefy187]

Map of the kingdoms! For the ease of reference and battles, please state which route you want to take when your moving your army or etc.

[Beefy187]

In the history of the island, this period is known as the age of battles. With each kings slowly becoming aware of the alliance of the vegie eaters or the broccolian syndicate, In 1400 AD king Yoyoma anounced the meeting of 10 leaders in the sacred mountains, ruled by the tribal leader loved by all leaders, Beefy.

Beefy greeted the young leaders as they entered the sacred city, Pax Andres however when he saw Yoyoma Junior, he quickly looked away.

"Master Beefy... I bow to you mighty sir" said Yoyoma, suspeciously staring at the old master.

"Well... urgh... I never thought king of the most powerful kingdom was soo young... Please enjoy your stay here young king" Beefy replied attempting to sneak away from the scene.

"This is your house Beefy. Party doesn't start without your presence"

"Really, I prefer not to intrupt your business. You see, our policy is not to take sides of anyone."

"Well, thanks again for providing us the place to hold the meeting master Beefy." With that, Yoyoma left to meet the other leaders.

"Man... I really don't like kings of Beefdom." shaking the head, Beefy walked off to get some tea.

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"Gents. I am more then certain that you know exactly what todays meeting is about.Thats if you have a decent oracles around... As you all know, there is a prophecy in this land. If the vegie king ever takes the throne, there will be centuries of chaos to follow. My oracle told me that vegitarian king was on the rise. Cunningly hiding his hidden ambitions. Preparing his army for conquest! The fate of this island is in your hands gentlemen. We have to destroy the vegitarians IMMEDIATELY!"

There was a few claps heard from leaders like taka who have been a friend of Beefdom for a long time. However for other leaders like Pizzakhaan, and YLC II things were little different.

"Listen to him gentlemen. Did you hear what he was saying? Its as if Beefdom is the leader of this island. Horde of Pizza do not want the vegetarians as much as you do Yoyoma.. But we cannot torrelate 'oh my... listen to me. I'm your boss! Obey me' behavior!!! Our blood of Khaan will not endure this humiliation!!"

YLC stood up and supported Pizza Khaans comment.

"Its as if we are all suspects but king Yoyoma him self! It could be him as much as one of us! You may have the most powerful kingdom in this region. But if you think that makes you innocent, your wrong!"

Yoyoma sighed and apologized.
"If that is the impression I gave to you. I apologize. It could be any of us here. I ask for a crusade to the traitors. Our ancesters said 'Those who hate the meet, shall pay the price with death.' Thats exactly what we should do."

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Sipping his tea, Beefy sighed.
Beefy already knew who the veggie eaters were. But he dare not tell as he loved both meat and salads.

He looked out side the window and saw the grey clouds, covering the sun and black cloud slowly approaching from the horizon.

"Storm is coming" he said. Shutting the window. Looking them.

The game is about to commence in few hours. I have not written a pm yet

And I plan to do that when I finish my morning study session. Please sit tight

[Beefy187]

Night 1 summery


4 months before the second meeting

"Faithful brothers!! War is approaching!!

We have been told about the rise of a dangerous ideology. Vegetarianism!
Its an act of treason!! It spits on the tradition we swore to protect, it spits on our faith in Beef steaks!
Brothers!! Sisters!! We must fight those who speak dellusions. Health! Diet!! Let me tell you this!
Eating only vegetables is NOT HEALTHY! It does not make you skinny and pretty! It makes you weak! It makes you cowards! And... It makes you unloyal to Beef!!"

*Crowd roars and cheers

"We must deny it! We must Reject it! We must FIGHT IT!!"

*KILL!!!

"Lend me your strength!! Men and women of the Holy Theocracy of Shadow Bull!! Shout aye if you are with me on the crusade against the villainess Vegetarians!!"

*AYE!!

With the crowd, strengthening their loyality in Beef, Shlin II got off the stage, satisfied

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Few minutes before the meeting...

"Can Aresea tempt you with this offer?"

"You see... I appreciate the fact that you love our country but.... See us Sacred tribes are permenently neutral. So no matter how much you love us, we can't accept alliance
I do appreciate your offer though"

"aww..."

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"Have the meeting started?" Beefy asked his men
"Yes sir."
"What happened in the last six months?"
"The navy of Aresea and the coastal guards of the The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese have experienced a little cold war as they both were on high alert of the possible invasion."
"Gah.. Any brighter news?"
"Yes sir. Trade has commenced all around the island."
"Thank you!! Peace is exactly what I want "
"So do I sir."

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When all the representitives arrived in the meeting halls, they set down and started to discuss about what happened in the last 6 months.



Commence day 2!! You are not allowed to quote any of the private message from the host without my permission

[Beefy187]

Beefy woke up he heard shouting and heated discussions...

He jumped up and rushed to the meeting hall...

"Friends!! What on earth is going on?" he asked.

"The Horde of Hungry Khaan denied our missionaries! He must be the heretic!!" Answered the man from the theocracy..
"Is that so Mr Peperrono?"
"None sense!! I am merely expressing my concern that the missionaries may be spies! Its a security threat!!"

Discussion heated up as the men from the sacred order joined the argument. While the rest just sat and listened to what they say..

"Friends! Lend me yours ears! If war is what you seek, then so be it! I give you permission to go through my land and use it however you may wish. I must warn you though.. If you come into our boundaries... K20 is the easiest route to our holy city... We will order our men to defend our home at all cost..

Gods of war will smile upon those with Justice."

With this, Beefy declared the end of the meeting.

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At K20, the bottom of the mountain road, Men from the theocracy and the Hungry Horde, threw a quick glance at each other for the last time... Then one headed north, and one headed south.. Knowing, the next time they will see each other is in the battle field..

Please avoid K20 or Beefy will shoot you...

I will now send you some news of what happened while you were away on the meeting. Please then, send in your night orders..

We may have a war White_eyes

[Beefy187]

Pre night up 1

Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull Autmn 6BB



As usual, Roy started his speach with naughty words.

"Those pigs in the Exiles are traitors to all of us on this island! No ruler has never banned meat in the whole island... Beef Lord has punished the Areseans, and they are now dead for their heresy. Now it is Exiles turn! We could wait for the Beef Lord to punish them. But I say we do the lords work! Killing the hretics is not murder! It is the path to heaven!!

Come forth, priests!"

*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THE VEGGIES!!!

"DEATH TO THE VEGGIES!!"

*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THEM!! PFFT PFFT!! HAIL ROY!!!

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"Long time no see Captain. How are things in the Kobe Beef?"

"Purged sir. Chaos. Most good citizens left when taka announced to join the ways of neutralness and peace. Those left are rejects... like Vegetarians for example."

"And??"

"We captured many of them. Crucified and burned them."

"GOOD!! Crucifiction is exactly what we need in these tough times.Keep up your good work"

"Yes sir."

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[Beefy187]

Extremely quick night write up... See what if I can finish them all in one go...


Holy Theocracy of Shadow Bull- Winter 6BB



"Sir!! Sir!!"

"BLEGH! Soldier! You dare to rush in MY room? When I am sipping my tea!!"

"No excuse sir! But, I have a urgent news!!"

"How urgent is it? Is it soo urgent that you have to intrupt the tea time?"

"Maybe..."

"Is the level of urgentness about not having a box of biscuits in front of you when your having tea urgent?"

"My apologies sir.. I do not understand that metaphor."

"Ofcause you don't... well since I spilled half the tea when you arrived, lets have it. Whats up?"

"Mercenaries sir!! You've been nagging me for mercenaries for 5-6 years now!!"

"Have I? Well what about mercenaries?"

"They're here sir!!"

"What? I must see them then!!"

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"Mercenaries!! Are you ready to RAMBO!!!??"

*RAWR!!!

"Are you ready to burn all the infidels on bonfire?? Are you ready to penetrate those veggies with your pikes?"

*RAWR!!!

"Do you like killing more then your breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

*rawr....

"I'll say it again.. Do you like killing more then anything?"

*I prefer money... SLAP... hey Hinkel.. Don't be rude to our new masters...... RAWR!!!

"Good. Very good mercenaries! I am eagarly waiting for your service. Any questions?"

A mercenary stood up and asked..
"Will we get our breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

"Yes mercenary. You will be."

"When do we get our money?"

"Each time after the battle. You will get the promised amount and not one penny more."

*Do we get to bed.... SLAP... hey Hinkel... We're supposed to keep that plan secret.... RAWR!!!

"Good I believe there is no more questions left... Dismissed."

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"How was it sir? How was the mercenaries."

"If I had the authority... I will tied them up and launch them on the catapults at the exiles...."

"I'm glad you like them sir."

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The Hungry Hordes. Winter 6BB



"Are you sure my friend?"

"I am definitely definitely sure."

"Are you definitely definitely definitely sure?"

"YES! For Pizzas sake... Stop that. Yes I have decided. I am leaving this land for good."

"But TheFlax??"

"Mr Peanut thank you very much..."

"Mr Peanut... Where are you off to? Surely there is no better place then your house? Your kingdom?"

"My friend... There is one thing that I never told you.... My real name..."

"Your real name?"

"My name is Mace Windu!! I am a Jedi warrior from the Peanut Galaxy."



""

"It is true. And you are dead wrong my friend.. I have a home.." said Mr Peanut... no Master Windu. Slowly accending to the sky, accompanied by Unicorns, Hippy Lepricorns and various other mystical animal. Expression of Joy spreaded across Master Windus' face. He was happy... Covered with Milk... Cashews awaits for him in the after life...

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Original exiles territory. Exiles x Buranda boarder line. Spring 7BB

On one side, there was the victorious army of the exiles. With the shining medal of glory, they slowly started to assemble in the Exiles x Buranda boarders.. On the other side. There was pathetic force of the Burandans. Desperately hanging on to the hope of survival. Hoping that the Lord Chancellor him self will come and rescue them... However... The odds were bad... Bad rumours started to arrive as they heard about their Lord Chancellor...Massacring thousand of those who opposed him. Republic was now a joke... Tyranny would be a better word. Many weeped the reality in his country... Chaos. No matter how many time his people begged their leader to do something about it... All he said was. "Kill those who dares to fight against me.."

At the Exiles surprise, arriving on the battle field was Burandas army. It was a tradition to raise their banner, when they are prepared for the battle. But this army came marching with a white banner.. Sign of surrender...

The leader of its army was well trusted leader of Buranda.. People once said if anyone but Lord Chancellor Blackadder, it was this man.. Sir Andres the Great (Don't whip me...) would be the one.
Many wrote poems about Sir Andres' beuty. However his handsome face was covered with painful bruises.. Cut wounds... And burn marks. As he approached closer, Greyblades realised Sir Andres had a eye patch... Perhaps his eye balls were torn out.

"Greyblades... We come in peace" said Andres, squeezing his voice out. "It was Blackadder.. He caught me and tortured me... I had enough. I secretly ordered my most trust worthy men to gather and ran away.. To join your army.. I beg you Greyblades.. I beg you to help me over throw that tyrant Blackadder.. Please..."

More will abandon Blackadder unless he starts doing something about it..

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Land closest to the Exiles Island. Spring- 7BB

"You sure you don't want our help?"

"Good friend.. You seem like a good fellow. I don't want you coming along with us."

"Why not?"

"We zealots are.... practically suicide squads. We die for our faith. We are different from you warriors."

"God spead brae men of Shadow Bulls... Come back alive."

"Don't worry... We'll smile at you lot from the sky up high.."

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Zealots lowered their 10 men boat.. And began to row at the Island.... 2kms away... 1kms away and....

*KABOOM!!!

One boat leading the way was immediately torn apart, while those who were close flipped over and fell in the water.. never came back up..

Water changed from deep blue to crimson red..

"Stop sailing!!!" said the captain..

He dived under water and saw ropes... and on the top of it... the chemicals vials.

"Good thing we are on a small boat.. We finally figured out their secret of the mine fields."

The zealots started diving in the water, cutting the ropes with their knives and collecting the vials. When they were finally done..They started rowing at the island again.. This time with a weapon other then knives.

Zealots hoped for a victory. As they knew they out number the defending force by a large margin.. However, when they saw, arrows raining on the landing beach, their comrades blown up due to the explosion of the chemicals they were holding.. and the explosion caused by the other chemical explosion... Not to mention the arrows it self exploding.... Zealots were wiped out in less then three minutes. If there was any thing they achieved, it was the fact that they got rid of the mine fields... Second will be....

"Bugger... I liked that beach..."

"So did I..."

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I got couple more things to write.. But I have to end it here as I'm off to school soon

Maybe tonight... Most likely tommorow..

[Beefy187]

The land of the exiles. Spring 7BB


"Nasty..."

"Yes this was from when I was caught from the 7th time... Lord Chancellor was paranoid at this stage.. He thought it will be pleasant if he would just chop my ears off."

"What about the eyes?"

"Oh.. This was from the 5th time... Lord Chancellor decided that it would be funny if..."

"Enough of that.. Medic?"

"Its genuine sir... No mad man will do such a thing to him self... Even if will do good for their country."

"Very well.. Brother Andres... Please follow me... I'll show you around."

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Greyblades and Andres walked out of the tent. Suddenly Greyblades kicked Andres to the ground and pointed his sword on Andres soft neck...

"I thought you are.... Well you can't be pleasant as you are exiles and all... At least slightly more peaceful then Blackadder..."

"I am peaceful. Loving and caring to those who are loyal... Not for those trecherous man..."

"What are you talking about?"

"I applaud your courage. Letting your lord, cutting your ears, taking your eye balls.. Your plan almost worked.."

After a brief silence, Andres sighed and said.

"How did you find out?"

"When you are running secret operation, you always take a men who you can trust completely. Those Burandans were not bad in terms of loyality. But they prefered their lives rather then your countries fate... Your soldiers and my men was having lunchs together. Well... By my soldiers I mean spies, incredibly skilled in areas of gathering inteligence.. So my spies were talking about trivial things like the current state in Buranda... All it takes is a nice friendly atmosphere and a drop of alchol... One soldiers mentioned something along the lines of his family in Buranda... See I was under impression that you lot are those who were oppressed by the Lord Chancellor.. But other then you Andres.. Those soldiers of yours only had a bit of scratches, happy family... Proper job.. So I decided to kidnap that soldier and torture him.. He spoke.. He said that Lord Chancellor is very well. Not mad. Bright as always. Everyones one happy family. Notice the difference, between what your soldier told me and what you told me?"

"Well..."

"Shame though.. I like liars.. As long as they don't lie to me."

Greyblades pulled his arm, ready to plunge Andres in his neck.
Andres game a large shout "Code Black!" before he was beheaded.
Andres' soldiers drew their weapons and rushed at where the voice came from.

However, most of Greyblades spies knew exactly what was going on. Their skill may be equal, but Greyblades' soldiers had the advantage of the numbers, and the fact that they have already surrounded the Burandans.

Fight was short and kept with minimum casualties.. This cunning tact, first used by Alexander the Great has unfortunately failed....

"Now whos next?" said Greyblades... Staring the ever more afraid Burandan guards in their little fort...

"Exiles. Heres your orders. Slaughter them!"

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Theres a rumours that the Holy Theocracy found ways to make use of their babies... To FIGHT!

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If there is anything I missed, please pm me to remind me. I would reconsider everything which happened as long as it clearly stated so in the previous pm... Even if that means, waking up the dead as zombies..

You have 24 hours to remind me. Soon as that 24 hours is passed, then its day phase again

Also reason of Blackadders ploy failing is because of Greyblades sending me orders to use his spies to find out if it is really true... Where as Blackadders orders only mentioned the leading general being loyal (He would be... He sacrificed his eye balls and ears for his country) but nothing about the soldiers...

[Beefy187]

Day 8 summery

Discussion of the day focused more on how to counter an legion of armed babies, rather then politics.. Clearly cheered by this light hearted discussion, Beefy showed up with teas..

"Hey lady and gents. Long time no see." he said. His been going through a minor depressions from the death of various leaders he adored. However, he seems to have recovered.

"Now leaders. Take care of your self out there. If you do ever get bored, your always welcome in my house... Not for war, but for a little chit chat."

Start night 8

[Beefy187]

Night 8 summery

The place. Sacred tribes of the holy mountains. Autumn 7BB



"I knew it was you Beefy"

QJC approached Beefy from the back along with his friend, taka.

"I did what now?"

"We came here to uncover the conspiracy. We comfirmed it. Your the one who was behind all this... All the war. Funding the evil ones, encouraging the warmongers."

"....." Beefy stood there with no facial expression. Then he quietly said. "You got it all wrong. I admit I was enjoying this. Terrible thing to say as a ruler... And as a human being. But I was enjoying the drama. The killing. And bit of cheesy friendship shows. However I was never responsible for any wars. You leaders were."

"Aha.. Does seventh of may mean anything to you Beefy?" smiled taka.

"No... What day was that?"

"Its the day when you made a game of betrayal in the Org game room. As a result thousands of men died... Millions even. Some of them was our friends... Now your responsible for it."

"I don't get it... All I ever wanted was peace and prosperity of my kingdom! Why am I to be blamed for what you leaders did at the bottom of the mountain?"

"We could've chose the option of peace. But you were the one to deny that option... It clearly says on the rule... On our role pms.. and you even said it your self. 'THIS IS NOBLE SONS!!' the last one standing wins."

"Okay then you Sniz bags. What would you do... to restore 'Justice' in this land?"

"We are going to end the story... If you won't"

the two pulled out their swords and charged at Beefy.

Beefy stood their emotionless.. Then suddenly he bursted out laughing.

"Come forth big one!! Crush those puny challengers!!"

*RAWR!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"Godzilla...." whispered taka in awe. Staring at its godly nature.

"You know the creature taka?" asked Quintus.

"Yes. Its a legendary monster created by country in the far east."

"Like Unicorns?"

"No... Unlike the unicorns and lepricorns, Godzilla is real"

"Ah... I see. You wouldn't have a 'how to beat Teh Gozilla for dummies' book do you?"

"Not really... No. I suppose we can just charge at him and stab him with our sword. Godzilla is mighty powerful, but he shouldn't be too flexible."

"Aye.. Lets go then!"

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The two warriors charged at the legendary monster.


Godzilla gave a large roar and took a strike at Quintus with his claws. Quintus tried to dodge it, but when he realise the claws was too big, and it approached him faster then he expected, he closed his eyes in surrender and accepted his fate.

"Quintus! NOOOO!!"

Quintus opened his eyes just before the claw will crunch his puny body, and plunged his swords as a last sign of resistance.

*BANG!!!

taka expected the ground to crack to show the absolute power of this legendary creature. However what he heard was less powerful... Sound of a burst almost. He opened his eyes and saw tiny shreads of 'things' slowly floating down on the ground...

"This is..."

"You see. My godzilla wasn't actually expecting a fair fight or bunch of idiots...my bad.. I meant brave warriors. I thought my Baloon Godzilla was just about enough to extinguish any invaders."

taka and Quintus was astonished.. Especially Quintus as he already accepted his fate of death. Then three men bursted in to laughter.

"Beefy I can't believe you thought that would work "

"I almost got you didn't I"

After a few moments, taka and Quintus finally realised they were here to kill Beefy. They held their swords tighter.. And...

"Dammit Beefy Godzilla!! Thats not fair "

"Please... Just kill me " said beefy, squeezing out his voice in midst of laughter.

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Finally the three of them stood up and faced each other. Quintus through his sword in front of Beefy.

"Here use this.. and die with honor" said Quintus.

Beefy was to face taka in a duel.

"50 years ago, I would've laughed at the stupidity of your action my friend. Fighting Beefy... The most fearsome warrior in the whole army of Beefdom. Captain of the supreme guard of Beefdom. Loyal freind of the divine ruler Factionheir...Thats me. And you dare to challenge him in a sword fight. But that was 50 years ago. No I'm nothing but a pathetic old men." smiled Beefy, though with a small expression of sadness. It almost changed the mind of the challengers.. Perhaps Beefy is nothing more then what he says he is. Then he continued. "But once you get old.. You learn to use your wisdom instead of strength!!" Beefy literally threw his sword at taka with his full strength then started to run. Taka, managed to successfully reflect the sword, started chasing the men.

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Quintus went back to collect his sword and then started chasing beefy. He went up the relatively high hill to spot Beefy and taka. However, along with the two, he found something slowly rising from the ground..

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

As loud as he could... Quintus shouted. "TAKA!! WATCH OUT!!"

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Both Beefy and taka noticed Quintus' voice. Beefy turned around to face taka. Taka was forced to stop by the might of the new challenger.

"Mechagodzilla?? Thats impossible... This is only 14th century Europe!!"

"Nothing is impossible my friend. Like Clay built his giant army of warriors, Darknaughts, like Greyblades constantly creates a large amount of explosive chemicals without it exploding from time to time... Why is it soo suprising that the host? The fact that the host... Pretty much the God of the game can have Mechagodzilla. And there is nothing wrong with it."

"But.. But... Thats hax!!" Replied taka desperately. With his emotion at the highest, with the mix of awe, panic and rage at once, even taka him self didn't understand what he was saying.

"Its not hax... Its TheFlax!" said Beefy, hysterically spitting out nonesense.

The two men entered the new level of Madness as the Mechagodzilla revealed his true nature. 45 Meters high, 19.87 meters wide.. The machanic god, slowly started moving towards taka.

Taka, ignoring Quintus shouting at him, Beefy taunting... Charged at the Mechagodzilla.. Hoping that it is another collection of Beefys' baloon monster.

Taka swung him self at full strength. His sword got him in the leg... However.. No sound of balloon bursting this time... Instead...


*BANG!!!

Full fury of Mechagodzilla, Crushed taka, along with various buildings which was around him.... Quintus could not see if taka survived the attack, as the dust rose up soo high.

The heroes of this game... Were defeated...

Quintus glared at Beefy and his cheapness in pure rage and sorrow for the loss of his friend. However, strangely... Beefy too was crying..

Quintus in disbelief, looked at where the Mechagodzilla was standing..
The dust slowly began to clear out.. And Mechagodzilla was gone..

Quintus rushed to where taka was.

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"This is..."

"Clay.. Yes" Beefy sighed.

"You see.. The baloon monsters is going to be obviously too fragile.. Even a single hit of arrow can smash the Godzilla. However this mechagodzilla can endure multiple arrow shots...So this would be a better option strategicly..However.."

"You never expected anyone sane or sobre to charge Mechagodzilla with their sword.."

"Precisely. So its hardly my fault.. If its anyones fault its takas fault, for blindly charging at my Mechagodzilla which easily took 5 years of my personal time down in the basement, and half of the countries money so therefore..."

"Well you failed to realise that both taka and I was only armed with swords."

"Well... You should've told me!"

"And I immediately realised that the monster was fake because... what kind of an monster needs wheels in order to move?"

"Its Mechagodzilla! He can have wheels or even wings if he wants to!!"

"Righteo.. Is taka ok?"

"Oh.. Bugger"

The two started digging up the remaining of the 'Clayzilla' and finally found taka. He did smash his head a bit, and suffered a minor suffication due to lack of air, he seemed to be still alive.

"Wheres the closest doctar Beefy? We must take him there"

"Doctar Sarathos lives around the cornor over there.. I'll help you carry him....wait...hold on.."

"What Beefy? His dying! We must hurry!"

"You guys came here to kill me right? Why should I help you at all?"

"Dammit.. It almost worked.."

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Quintus picked up takas sword and faced Beefy once again.

"I'll wait for you to get some sword if you want Beefy"

"takas dying isn't he? So theres no time to waste."

"So your going to fight with your fists?"

"Dude.. I'm asian!! We all know Kung Fu! Now stop yapping and attack me!"

"Sure" said Quintus... He charged at Beefy. But before his sword could reach him, Beefy collapsed forwards.. Arrow growing from his neck..

"What the?" Quintus thought. Question was... How does Beefy die with out my sword getting him. Answer was quite simple. All Beefy needs is a army of archers led by White_eyes shooting at Beefy.

"White_eyes!!" Quintus shouted in anger.

"Surprised? You should be surprised. But I was the mastermind.. I was the blackhand... I was behind everything.. Every war which happened on this island.. I was"

"You killed him!!" interupted Quintus.

"Wait what?"

"You killed him and stole our... Stole my glory!! Of killing the mastermind!!"

"No no.. Hear me out!! I am the master..."

"You took my glory!!" shouted Quintus again... Then he decided.. "I'm going to write a book! Its called 'How the mastermind died.. Epic quest of the legendary hero.. Quintus."

"Please Quintus!! Don't leave me!! Let me do the evil rant for the master villain!! Please!!"

"Farewell my friend!!"

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Quintus left and there was only White_eyes... His archers which he stole from Beefy... and half dead taka who have just regained his conscious.

"Ah taka!! Excellent.. You'll listen to my rant won't you?"

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Present day- Principality of Sealand

"So thats the history of our land? Grandpa?"

"Yes!!"

"But... We don't have any mountains.. Or grasslands that the steppes lives... Or islands around us! Like wheres the Aresean isles then?"

"Great Britain."

"lol... So what happened to the others? Like brave Lacy, or the wise Khanate? Cunning exiles Greyblades and...Almost cunning Lord chancellor Blackadder? Oh and the fanatic Shlinator and Roy the mad?"

"We'll get to that."

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Holy Bovine Empire. Spring 8BB

7BB was a year to be remembered for the Holy Bovine Empire.

Firstly it was the birthdate of the Holy Bovine Empire her self. Lacy's reputation as the Empress was at her highest, Clay created many creative invention since he was appointed as the minister of science and techonology after realising Lacy's true intention of marrying Yoyoma.

And secondly and third and forth was...

"People of Beefdom lands. Amazonians. Cafe Latteans. And most of all.. Proud people of the original Beefdom. I understand I may not be the most populer person around this region. However... I love all of you as my people. Along with my people of Consulate of Yaks, Cheese and Liquors."

*Small clap.

"We mourn today for the death of King Beefy of the Sacred Tribes. But above all, we mourn today for our founding mother... The co founder of the Consulate.. Sara. For she have died few days ago. Please join me in a moment of silence.

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Nothing may seem to be the same now. Since I have rose to the throne as the head of Beefdom. But people of Beefdom. I will never forget the day. When I stood here along side with Yoyoma. Announced as the co ruler of Beefdom. And when I was accepted by all of you. That, along with today will be stored in my memory forever. I am that Lacy......I am Lacy Yolonda Clausen. Today we'll forget about our past dispute. And today we'll make a new start. We are no longer the Consulate of Yaks,liquor and Cheese. Nor Kingdom of Beef nor Beefdom. From now on.. We are the Holy Bovine Empire. And may we prosper for the centuries to come.

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Republic of Buranda. Spring 8BB



"Take a look at that my friend. It's an unusual flower around here. Its called cherry blossum. Its from the country far east." said the Lord Chancellor to the man behind him.. Often refered to as Greyblades.

"Do you or do you not surrendor?"

"Theres a flower called Jacaranda somewhere apparently. Which is fairly similer to Cherry Blossum. But I find this Cherry Blossum far more confitable to live with. The colour of pink is very light. It almost look like white."

"Do you not understand the situation Lord Chancellor? I have your country surrounded! Your army is wrecked havoc! My explosive chemical shooting catapult is aimed at your palace!!"

"Do we have to fight James?" he asked. "Do we really have to fight in a beutiful day like this? In front of this Cherry Blossum as a witness?"

"Well.. Umm.."

"Precisely. Theres no reason to fight at all. I suggest we all go back to our original land and live how we used to live back in the good old days of 0BB."

"Your in no position of negotiation Lord Chancellor. There is only two options. Surrendor. Or death"

"I chose the third option. Peace. And if you are still stubborn enough to pursuit the path of killing... Then damn you in the name of cherry blossum!!"

"...I'll retreat my army for now... Just for now!!"

To the leaving back of King James, Lord Chancellor whispered. "Sweet deal!"

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The Hordes of Hungry Khaan- Spring 8BB



"We have our pizza.. But we are yet to claim our land from Lacy. Thats my only regret before I dissapear in the eyes of history."

"Don't worry Khanate. With your passionate support.. Perhaps! Perhaps the option will open up to Noble Sons III!"

"Well you see.. I don't trust you because you are scummy!"

"Am I? "

"ARGH!! You used ! Major FoS!!... Come on confess the truth! Confess I say!!"

"Well..."

"Well..?"

"Noble Sons III?? I don't think so... Not for a good year or two at least "

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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull



"Sire!! The curse level of King James!! AkA Greyblades has charged up to maximum!!"

"Prepare the Hatred beam!!!"

"Aye sir!!"

"How goes the cursing of Queen Lacy?"

"Approaching maximum sir!"

"Well.. Curse her soon as we are ready!"

"Aye sir!! Hatred beam.... FIRED!!! We've got them sir!!"

"HAH!! It feels soo good doesn't it?"

"Yes sir it does."

"What does the priest say about the effect of the hatred beam?"

"...Umm... They'll be full of hatred in their land."

"Like murders? Will they start killing each other? Would the criminal rating increase by 10 percent? Would they start eating nachos?"

"Yes sir. Thats what we expect to happen."

"But I like Nachos..."

"So do I sir."

"Well.. While we wait for the effects to kick in.. I shall go check out our new army of babies and the old fellow..."

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For the next few decades, the land ceased to see any war raging. Finally they got back the peace they once had.

However, rise of two ideology rooted from two different version of legendary tale. Quintusizm, and takaizm, has once again distributed the seeds of hatred across the land. As Quintusizm claimed that Beefy was the mastermind and Quintus was the one to slay him, also talking about legendary monsters of the Sacred Tribes while takaizm claimed that Beefy was no tyrant but White_eyes was. And focused on the importance of truth.

This marks the chapter after the age of blood bathes, but I will not pursuit it in details as it may take several pages of the thread.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The End

[Beefy187]

Night 8 summery

The place. Sacred tribes of the holy mountains. Autumn 7BB



"I knew it was you Beefy"

QJC approached Beefy from the back along with his friend, taka.

"I did what now?"

"We came here to uncover the conspiracy. We comfirmed it. Your the one who was behind all this... All the war. Funding the evil ones, encouraging the warmongers."

"....." Beefy stood there with no facial expression. Then he quietly said. "You got it all wrong. I admit I was enjoying this. Terrible thing to say as a ruler... And as a human being. But I was enjoying the drama. The killing. And bit of cheesy friendship shows. However I was never responsible for any wars. You leaders were."

"Aha.. Does seventh of may mean anything to you Beefy?" smiled taka.

"No... What day was that?"

"Its the day when you made a game of betrayal in the Org game room. As a result thousands of men died... Millions even. Some of them was our friends... Now your responsible for it."

"I don't get it... All I ever wanted was peace and prosperity of my kingdom! Why am I to be blamed for what you leaders did at the bottom of the mountain?"

"We could've chose the option of peace. But you were the one to deny that option... It clearly says on the rule... On our role pms.. and you even said it your self. 'THIS IS NOBLE SONS!!' the last one standing wins."

"Okay then you Sniz bags. What would you do... to restore 'Justice' in this land?"

"We are going to end the story... If you won't"

the two pulled out their swords and charged at Beefy.

Beefy stood their emotionless.. Then suddenly he bursted out laughing.

"Come forth big one!! Crush those puny challengers!!"

*RAWR!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"Godzilla...." whispered taka in awe. Staring at its godly nature.

"You know the creature taka?" asked Quintus.

"Yes. Its a legendary monster created by country in the far east."

"Like Unicorns?"

"No... Unlike the unicorns and lepricorns, Godzilla is real"

"Ah... I see. You wouldn't have a 'how to beat Teh Gozilla for dummies' book do you?"

"Not really... No. I suppose we can just charge at him and stab him with our sword. Godzilla is mighty powerful, but he shouldn't be too flexible."

"Aye.. Lets go then!"

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The two warriors charged at the legendary monster.


Godzilla gave a large roar and took a strike at Quintus with his claws. Quintus tried to dodge it, but when he realise the claws was too big, and it approached him faster then he expected, he closed his eyes in surrender and accepted his fate.

"Quintus! NOOOO!!"

Quintus opened his eyes just before the claw will crunch his puny body, and plunged his swords as a last sign of resistance.

*BANG!!!

taka expected the ground to crack to show the absolute power of this legendary creature. However what he heard was less powerful... Sound of a burst almost. He opened his eyes and saw tiny shreads of 'things' slowly floating down on the ground...

"This is..."

"You see. My godzilla wasn't actually expecting a fair fight or bunch of idiots...my bad.. I meant brave warriors. I thought my Baloon Godzilla was just about enough to extinguish any invaders."

taka and Quintus was astonished.. Especially Quintus as he already accepted his fate of death. Then three men bursted in to laughter.

"Beefy I can't believe you thought that would work "

"I almost got you didn't I"

After a few moments, taka and Quintus finally realised they were here to kill Beefy. They held their swords tighter.. And...

"Dammit Beefy Godzilla!! Thats not fair "

"Please... Just kill me " said beefy, squeezing out his voice in midst of laughter.

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Finally the three of them stood up and faced each other. Quintus through his sword in front of Beefy.

"Here use this.. and die with honor" said Quintus.

Beefy was to face taka in a duel.

"50 years ago, I would've laughed at the stupidity of your action my friend. Fighting Beefy... The most fearsome warrior in the whole army of Beefdom. Captain of the supreme guard of Beefdom. Loyal freind of the divine ruler Factionheir...Thats me. And you dare to challenge him in a sword fight. But that was 50 years ago. No I'm nothing but a pathetic old men." smiled Beefy, though with a small expression of sadness. It almost changed the mind of the challengers.. Perhaps Beefy is nothing more then what he says he is. Then he continued. "But once you get old.. You learn to use your wisdom instead of strength!!" Beefy literally threw his sword at taka with his full strength then started to run. Taka, managed to successfully reflect the sword, started chasing the men.

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Quintus went back to collect his sword and then started chasing beefy. He went up the relatively high hill to spot Beefy and taka. However, along with the two, he found something slowly rising from the ground..

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As loud as he could... Quintus shouted. "TAKA!! WATCH OUT!!"

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Both Beefy and taka noticed Quintus' voice. Beefy turned around to face taka. Taka was forced to stop by the might of the new challenger.

"Mechagodzilla?? Thats impossible... This is only 14th century Europe!!"

"Nothing is impossible my friend. Like Clay built his giant army of warriors, Darknaughts, like Greyblades constantly creates a large amount of explosive chemicals without it exploding from time to time... Why is it soo suprising that the host? The fact that the host... Pretty much the God of the game can have Mechagodzilla. And there is nothing wrong with it."

"But.. But... Thats hax!!" Replied taka desperately. With his emotion at the highest, with the mix of awe, panic and rage at once, even taka him self didn't understand what he was saying.

"Its not hax... Its TheFlax!" said Beefy, hysterically spitting out nonesense.

The two men entered the new level of Madness as the Mechagodzilla revealed his true nature. 45 Meters high, 19.87 meters wide.. The machanic god, slowly started moving towards taka.

Taka, ignoring Quintus shouting at him, Beefy taunting... Charged at the Mechagodzilla.. Hoping that it is another collection of Beefys' baloon monster.

Taka swung him self at full strength. His sword got him in the leg... However.. No sound of balloon bursting this time... Instead...


*BANG!!!

Full fury of Mechagodzilla, Crushed taka, along with various buildings which was around him.... Quintus could not see if taka survived the attack, as the dust rose up soo high.

The heroes of this game... Were defeated...

Quintus glared at Beefy and his cheapness in pure rage and sorrow for the loss of his friend. However, strangely... Beefy too was crying..

Quintus in disbelief, looked at where the Mechagodzilla was standing..
The dust slowly began to clear out.. And Mechagodzilla was gone..

Quintus rushed to where taka was.

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"This is..."

"Clay.. Yes" Beefy sighed.

"You see.. The baloon monsters is going to be obviously too fragile.. Even a single hit of arrow can smash the Godzilla. However this mechagodzilla can endure multiple arrow shots...So this would be a better option strategicly..However.."

"You never expected anyone sane or sobre to charge Mechagodzilla with their sword.."

"Precisely. So its hardly my fault.. If its anyones fault its takas fault, for blindly charging at my Mechagodzilla which easily took 5 years of my personal time down in the basement, and half of the countries money so therefore..."

"Well you failed to realise that both taka and I was only armed with swords."

"Well... You should've told me!"

"And I immediately realised that the monster was fake because... what kind of an monster needs wheels in order to move?"

"Its Mechagodzilla! He can have wheels or even wings if he wants to!!"

"Righteo.. Is taka ok?"

"Oh.. Bugger"

The two started digging up the remaining of the 'Clayzilla' and finally found taka. He did smash his head a bit, and suffered a minor suffication due to lack of air, he seemed to be still alive.

"Wheres the closest doctar Beefy? We must take him there"

"Doctar Sarathos lives around the cornor over there.. I'll help you carry him....wait...hold on.."

"What Beefy? His dying! We must hurry!"

"You guys came here to kill me right? Why should I help you at all?"

"Dammit.. It almost worked.."

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Quintus picked up takas sword and faced Beefy once again.

"I'll wait for you to get some sword if you want Beefy"

"takas dying isn't he? So theres no time to waste."

"So your going to fight with your fists?"

"Dude.. I'm asian!! We all know Kung Fu! Now stop yapping and attack me!"

"Sure" said Quintus... He charged at Beefy. But before his sword could reach him, Beefy collapsed forwards.. Arrow growing from his neck..

"What the?" Quintus thought. Question was... How does Beefy die with out my sword getting him. Answer was quite simple. All Beefy needs is a army of archers led by White_eyes shooting at Beefy.

"White_eyes!!" Quintus shouted in anger.

"Surprised? You should be surprised. But I was the mastermind.. I was the blackhand... I was behind everything.. Every war which happened on this island.. I was"

"You killed him!!" interupted Quintus.

"Wait what?"

"You killed him and stole our... Stole my glory!! Of killing the mastermind!!"

"No no.. Hear me out!! I am the master..."

"You took my glory!!" shouted Quintus again... Then he decided.. "I'm going to write a book! Its called 'How the mastermind died.. Epic quest of the legendary hero.. Quintus."

"Please Quintus!! Don't leave me!! Let me do the evil rant for the master villain!! Please!!"

"Farewell my friend!!"

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Quintus left and there was only White_eyes... His archers which he stole from Beefy... and half dead taka who have just regained his conscious.

"Ah taka!! Excellent.. You'll listen to my rant won't you?"

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Present day- Principality of Sealand

"So thats the history of our land? Grandpa?"

"Yes!!"

"But... We don't have any mountains.. Or grasslands that the steppes lives... Or islands around us! Like wheres the Aresean isles then?"

"Great Britain."

"lol... So what happened to the others? Like brave Lacy, or the wise Khanate? Cunning exiles Greyblades and...Almost cunning Lord chancellor Blackadder? Oh and the fanatic Shlinator and Roy the mad?"

"We'll get to that."

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Holy Bovine Empire. Spring 8BB

7BB was a year to be remembered for the Holy Bovine Empire.

Firstly it was the birthdate of the Holy Bovine Empire her self. Lacy's reputation as the Empress was at her highest, Clay created many creative invention since he was appointed as the minister of science and techonology after realising Lacy's true intention of marrying Yoyoma.

And secondly and third and forth was...

"People of Beefdom lands. Amazonians. Cafe Latteans. And most of all.. Proud people of the original Beefdom. I understand I may not be the most populer person around this region. However... I love all of you as my people. Along with my people of Consulate of Yaks, Cheese and Liquors."

*Small clap.

"We mourn today for the death of King Beefy of the Sacred Tribes. But above all, we mourn today for our founding mother... The co founder of the Consulate.. Sara. For she have died few days ago. Please join me in a moment of silence.

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Nothing may seem to be the same now. Since I have rose to the throne as the head of Beefdom. But people of Beefdom. I will never forget the day. When I stood here along side with Yoyoma. Announced as the co ruler of Beefdom. And when I was accepted by all of you. That, along with today will be stored in my memory forever. I am that Lacy......I am Lacy Yolonda Clausen. Today we'll forget about our past dispute. And today we'll make a new start. We are no longer the Consulate of Yaks,liquor and Cheese. Nor Kingdom of Beef nor Beefdom. From now on.. We are the Holy Bovine Empire. And may we prosper for the centuries to come.

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Republic of Buranda. Spring 8BB



"Take a look at that my friend. It's an unusual flower around here. Its called cherry blossum. Its from the country far east." said the Lord Chancellor to the man behind him.. Often refered to as Greyblades.

"Do you or do you not surrendor?"

"Theres a flower called Jacaranda somewhere apparently. Which is fairly similer to Cherry Blossum. But I find this Cherry Blossum far more confitable to live with. The colour of pink is very light. It almost look like white."

"Do you not understand the situation Lord Chancellor? I have your country surrounded! Your army is wrecked havoc! My explosive chemical shooting catapult is aimed at your palace!!"

"Do we have to fight James?" he asked. "Do we really have to fight in a beutiful day like this? In front of this Cherry Blossum as a witness?"

"Well.. Umm.."

"Precisely. Theres no reason to fight at all. I suggest we all go back to our original land and live how we used to live back in the good old days of 0BB."

"Your in no position of negotiation Lord Chancellor. There is only two options. Surrendor. Or death"

"I chose the third option. Peace. And if you are still stubborn enough to pursuit the path of killing... Then damn you in the name of cherry blossum!!"

"...I'll retreat my army for now... Just for now!!"

To the leaving back of King James, Lord Chancellor whispered. "Sweet deal!"

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The Hordes of Hungry Khaan- Spring 8BB



"We have our pizza.. But we are yet to claim our land from Lacy. Thats my only regret before I dissapear in the eyes of history."

"Don't worry Khanate. With your passionate support.. Perhaps! Perhaps the option will open up to Noble Sons III!"

"Well you see.. I don't trust you because you are scummy!"

"Am I? "

"ARGH!! You used ! Major FoS!!... Come on confess the truth! Confess I say!!"

"Well..."

"Well..?"

"Noble Sons III?? I don't think so... Not for a good year or two at least "

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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull



"Sire!! The curse level of King James!! AkA Greyblades has charged up to maximum!!"

"Prepare the Hatred beam!!!"

"Aye sir!!"

"How goes the cursing of Queen Lacy?"

"Approaching maximum sir!"

"Well.. Curse her soon as we are ready!"

"Aye sir!! Hatred beam.... FIRED!!! We've got them sir!!"

"HAH!! It feels soo good doesn't it?"

"Yes sir it does."

"What does the priest say about the effect of the hatred beam?"

"...Umm... They'll be full of hatred in their land."

"Like murders? Will they start killing each other? Would the criminal rating increase by 10 percent? Would they start eating nachos?"

"Yes sir. Thats what we expect to happen."

"But I like Nachos..."

"So do I sir."

"Well.. While we wait for the effects to kick in.. I shall go check out our new army of babies and the old fellow..."

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For the next few decades, the land ceased to see any war raging. Finally they got back the peace they once had.

However, rise of two ideology rooted from two different version of legendary tale. Quintusizm, and takaizm, has once again distributed the seeds of hatred across the land. As Quintusizm claimed that Beefy was the mastermind and Quintus was the one to slay him, also talking about legendary monsters of the Sacred Tribes while takaizm claimed that Beefy was no tyrant but White_eyes was. And focused on the importance of truth.

This marks the chapter after the age of blood bathes, but I will not pursuit it in details as it may take several pages of the thread.

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The End