Noble Sons II- Summary Thread

[Beefy187]

I'm running out of time so, heres the actual game thread. Try not to post here until the game starts please.

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Few years before the start....


"My dear friend.. I want you to look at this book"

The men passed the book to his friend.

"My God.... this is??"
"The Vegetarian book. By Charmaine Solomon. This book tells us that vegetarianism is the most healthy and ideal way of life. I want to live a healthy life.. Don't you?"
"Yes I do but..."
There was a reason why he hesitated to answer. There was several strong kingdoms dominating the land of Org. Kingdom of Beef also known as Beefdom was one of the strongst country in the region. While King Yoyoma of Beefdom was known as a kind king, he did not hesitate to execute anyone who criticize his exceccive consumption of meat.
"You do realise, promoting vegetarianism will be considered as treason?" he asked desperately.
The men sighed and said, "Godness! I cannot believe I am hearing this from a factionheir... Soon to be a king!!"
"My kingdom is no match against Beefdom!!"
"King Yoyoma is about to die. And my dear friend. I am about to become a king my self."
"But... But...."
"But what? Fine. Until we take control of the entire island.. We'll keep our mouth shut. Keep our ambition hidden. Then we can become vegetarians."
"You make it sound so easy."
"This is the dream worth dying for isn't it? You want to be a vegetarian don't you?"
"..... What ever."

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Yoyoma junior, was with his father in his last moments.
"My child... Promiss me the following.. Be good to your mother."
"I will father."
"Be good to the amazonians. Just show them a few Yoyo skills. Don't forget to invite them to the monthly beef banquet."
"I will father."
"Oh!! Do you mind returning that South Park DVD to the video shop?"
"I will father."
"Oh and one last thing...."
"Hurry up and die dad."
"Oracle told me this a few years.... There will be few mad fellows who will try take over the island in the next few years."
"Well theres always some of those loonies around."
"And they are going to turn the island vegetarian..."

Yoyoma Junior gasped.

"See.. I don't mind you completely ruining and wrecking the kingdom I made."
"Cheers. Its nice to know that you trust your son"
"But see. I'm about to die and it sucks if I see the cows I left behind.... not being turned into beef steaks. Or seeing Natasha eating grass and..."
"Righteo dad. I get it."
"I'm counting on you..."

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So war was about to rage on the land. Tears and blood was about to rain upon the land of joy...

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[Beefy187]

The Aresea Confederacy - Sea Based Army

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3. First adapted to the sea, we live in the large merciless oceans of the West Of Noble Sons land for generations, we became the first to develop naval technology because of are advantageous position are keen wit and wisdom of our elder Fish, recently we have adapted to land and now field land based army and naval technology, are galley's are huge and are mounted upon small whales for easy maneuvering, speed & morale depleting when faced against a coward like enemy! We were always the smallest of nations previously, but with our holdings on what was desolate land we now field one of the largest kingdoms in the whole field of noble sons land!
4. We were growing are technology, breeding it perfectly, the production of a massive warship powered by 6 million cod had been finished, and mercenaries hired in case we were attacked, but luckily we never got deeply involved in the conflicts of other petty kingdoms, allowing us to expand undisturbed, however with all nearby holding now occupied by others violence may, for the first time be a realistic consideration.....
5. Adapting giant sharks and dolphins to hold a sword, or hold a pike and fight for our nations honor!

Galleys - Best navy out of all kingdoms, truly a force to be reckoned with
Swordsmen & Pikemen - Given to truly fearsome fish, but lack the diversity and numbers to match more established land based powers
Cavalry - Non existant & laughable, we have sharks instead! much more efficient....
Archery - We gather Small Tunas with the agility and speed to fire with great prowess, however there size means they can only hold small bows meaning while incredibly agile and accurate are archery isn't particularly powerful

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The Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull

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3. In the Year 44, a minor pension issue between the King and the Most Holy Priest of the 28 Headed Cattle God turned into a bitter territorial dispute. Angered at his pension cut by 0.34 percent, S. Lysimachus declared the holdings of the Chruch of the 28 Headed Cattle God to be independent from the Kingdom of Beefdom. Luckily, the headstrong S. Lysimachus soon died due to an adverse allergic reaction to solid gold, and was succeeded by his less headstrong son Shlin II. Will he maintain the status quo? Will he aim for reunification? Will he seek the universal destruction of everything??? Nobody knows...

4. Back in the day of the First Age, the brave forefather of the House Schling died selflessly for a cause he didn't really understand... For his "sacrifice", his family is awarded the Priesthood of the 28 Headed Cattle God.

5. Between the First Age and the Second Age, much time were spent eating beefy, discussing the philosophy of eating beef, and generally complaining to the king about lack of funds. Later, they declared independence, and continues their whimsical lifestyle.

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The Grand Republic of Buranda



3 The Lands the republic settled in were populated by thousands of tribes, of different cultures, in a permanent state of war. however, the arrival of the first colonists changed all that. they were refugees from 'civilised' nations, forced from their homes. despite this, they were a clever, rich and advanced bunch. they carried sword and plate armour. the tribes had little. the republic founded the port city of Hallingon, now the capital. it was well developed, with modern designs, houses out of stone. they played the tribes against each other, assimilated the weak and allied with the strong. soon, by blood and deed, owns the entire peninsula. however, many tribes remained, in republican lands. they, in return for not fighting, given the infamous 'borderlands' lands on the borders, who could act a buffer against invasion. the republic now founded, it built new cities with wonder and science. the republic realised a opportunity for coin. the south of the peninsula, was a great bay, named the bay of carasi. it was potent for trade. they landed large expeditionary forces to the lands of the south, and took them over, much like they did on the peninsula. soon, they had conquered a large portion of land. merchants flourished, and the republic boomed. over, the new conquests were weak to surviving tribes, who had fled to other tribes, more powerful. the republic made new borderlands, and many tribes from the north went south, since there was a larger amount of land up for sale. the republic could have easily conquered much more, but political infighting and squabbling. To combat this, the position of lord chancellor was made, so that all men had a chance to become the grand ruler of Buranda


The Horde of the Hungry Khan


3. The Hungry Khan once ruled all of Europa, a continent across the seas, and then became a fanatical follower of the Pizza Lord, and waged Jihad against the infidel, conquering three continents within the span of 12 years. The Hungry Khanate was defeated by the Sultan of Grog, and now his vast horde has been wandering the steppes ever since... growing more and more hungry.... eating everything that stood in their path.

4. During the time period of the Noble Sons I, the Hungry Khanate was at its peak, ruling the vast lands of another continent. Now they have come across a great vast plains separating the two continents, and have had nothing to eat for many months. In desperation, they have started to eat one another, and the armies of the Hungry Khan are now growing disloyal and undisciplined. They are seeking a new Lord to serve.

5. Since the common era began, the Hungry Hordes have found the lands of Beefdom have been left mostly unattended by the Great Yoyoma. Many cattle have vanished from the local farms, and many of the peasants have found their chicken, pigs, and lambs to be missing as well. Wheat fields have been picked clean, and tomatoes have been disappearing as well.

In the air, a strangely delicious smell is coming from the adjacent valley, where the Hungry Hordes are known to make camp. Their armies are vast, and they consider themselves neutral to everyone on this continent, so long as they are allowed to eat their strange foreign delicacy.... called a "pizza".

Kingdom of Beef/ Beefdom






The Twin Kingdoms of Lesser Reenk and Greater Roink



3. History of the kingdom: The Twin Kingdoms of Lesser Reenk and Greater Roink is a recently emerged polity centered between the Reenk and Roink mountain ranges. Before the land was united, the people who lived in the region were semi pastoral folk just beginning the war against the evil plant kingdom. They chose the giver of Beef as both their spiritual guide. However, they also made this giver of Beef their natural enemy and the obvious dissonance led to tensions which would have a huge impact. One day, a man who called himself the Reenkmeister united the various mountain tribes and carved out a kingdom, and all other states had to pay attention to the emerged power. However, one day vegetarian ninjas who were confused with the exact nature of the giver of Beef killed the Reenkmeister's family and so he left his kingdom to go and gather money for kung-fu lessons. A distant relative of the Reenkmeister known as Reenkmaistro took charge of the fledgling state and this is his story...
4. What they were doing during the time period of Noble Sons I: Living in a disunitied state as mountain tribesmen.
5. What they were doing from post Noble Sons I up until now: This is the period of unification described in the history culminating in the vegetarian ninja assassination.

Exiles



0-10 Years after: House Whiteeyes is exiled and Yoyoma is crowned King of all Beefdom: House Whiteyes is broken and scattered by White_eyes being a illegitimate son of King Beefy, Many in the House abandoned it after Whiteeyes and his 'Failed revolution'. King Yoyoma angered by those that still stood loyally by but at the same time not secure enough to kill them outright, ordered a exile to the north for all those that supported or even related to 'false' Prince Whiteeyes.

10-20 Years later: House Whiteeyes begins to regroup and rebuild, even though they have lost much of there former Manpower, they still have many talented but disillusioned men. King Yoyoma sends a Royal decree that as his Vassal there new flag will be a Owl with White eyes but also to show his resentment; he forces it to have the word "útlegð" in it.

20-25 Years later: House Whiteeyes receives a visit from a Oracle from the Kingdom of Beefy who states "One out of the House Whiteeyes will receive a Shining Sword and with it, well cut the Yo-yo in half". With this, many of those previously disillusioned men, begin to regain their national pride and openly begin to deify King Yoyoma who laughs at such a feeble attempt at rebellion. He chooses to ignore it for now, he has Bigger problems at that moment and even House Whiteeyes can't field much of a army or hold much interest anyway.

25-30 Years later: Mines are uncovered in the north. With this Gold, House Whiteeyes intends to make it much more then a rebellion and there are reports of a very talented and charismatic Leader rising in House Whiteeyes lands. No one knows his origins, some say he is a dispossed Son of King Yoyoma, others think he might just be the one to carry the shining sword....TO BREAK THE YO-YO......


1. Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef

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3. An Order created after rumours that other Kingdoms and peoples that were eating anything apart from Beef. With the sole purpose of spreading the glorious teachings of eating Beef, the Order would send Missionaries to foreign countries and kingdoms to preach and convert its population to eating Beef. Within Beefdom, the Order has an Inquisition that seeks out Heretics not eating Beef and purifies them with 'extreme' cleansing. The Order also has a standing army which it mobilizes when needed.

4. Formed shortly after the crowning of King Yoyoma, the works of the Order was so effective and efficient that the King Himself bestowed Grandmaster Taka with two pieces of the Best Kobe Beef in the land and gave him a large area the size of a small kingdom to carry on the Order's work. The Order was officially renamed to the Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef after receiving the two pieces of Kobe Beef, which are preserved and kept within the secret chambers of the Inquisition Head Quarters.

5. After launching several successful Beef Crusades across the land, the Order of the Sacred Kobe Beef now has a fairly large control of nearby lands and some far away. The Order's famous 'Steak Grilling Flame Thrower', a secret weapon with a cow's head spewing fire and used only by the most trusted within the Order chosen by Grandmaster Taka, purged the heretics and won most of their battles. The Order was thought to be incorruptible, until very recently (last week in fact) it was discovered that one of the low ranked soldiers secretly ate vegetables with his beef. He was 'cleansed' as an example to the other members of the Order.


With the vegetarian uprising increasing at an alarming rate, the Order is starting to struggle with its teachings. Everyone is considered suspicious, even the Order itself. Purge the Heretic Veg-eaters!

The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese



The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese was founded by the stunningly intelligent, devious, and ambitious Prince YLC of Beefdom. Having been exiled to the farthest shores of the continent, YLC quickly plotted revenge, to return with many mercenaries and citizen soldiers after having convinced many towns to join with him even when they shouldn't have or had no need, such was his wordcraft and charisma. He then created a network of spies to bring in the most information possible, and began trade routes to Beefdom. Beefdoms instability caused the trade routes to become threatened, and by clever manufacture, YLC had written into law that the Consulate must protect the trade routes by force. Using this as an excuse to "stabilize" the Kingdom of Beefdom, Prince YLC was able to garner the support of many awould be enemy, such was the mind and forethought of Prince YLC, who, in the name of the people, renounced his noble status and became one with the commoners, much to their rejoicing and furthering of his cause, such was the magnanimity of YLC.

So he allied with the killer White Eyes, knowing that since he was ruthless and already bloodied, White Eyes would only be too willing to help, for he had been blinded by his own greed for a throne that YLC no longer truly sought, such was the humility of YLC. And so it was thus that Prince YLC, through intrigue and manipulation, managed not only to turn the tables on his would be exilers, but met the love of his life, a beautiful assassin from a seaside village, named Sara. Many would ask about fair Sara, and how she had turned his heart towards good things, such is the tenderness of Consul Sara, and how YLC could associate, even love such a woman, but such was YLC's love and understanding. After YLC's most honorable death, for he made sure it was so, Consul Sara took over his duties, for she was most wise and capable, and began the forward progression in arms and technology, skyrocketing the Consulate far far ahead in terms of well being and position.


Consul Sara gave birth to twins, a boy and girl, who grew up amongst the most advanced technology and gained the best education available. The boy was named CLY, or Clay, and the girl was named LCY, or Lacy. Clay soon took over the vast and burgeoning technology industry, handling many of the new clockwork and steam products, both in design and construction, for Clay had forgiven Yoyoma of YLC's death, such was his compassion. But Lacy took the Consulship after her mother passed it down, and Lacy took up the ideals of her father, excelling in deception and war, such was her pride. Now she thinks silently of revenge as the Consulate begins to mobilize...


The Principality of Decapodia



The most ecclesiastical Principality of Decapod Crustaceania, was found by Grand Prince Quintus II, high priest of Decapodia. Grand Prince Quintus II was the son of Prince Quintus Julius Cicero, fifth son of King Beefy the great. After the war of the Beefdom succession and the ascendancy of Prince Yoyoma on the throne. Quintus II took his family and possessions away and migrated to the far corners of the world, founding the lands that his descents would rule for the following centuries. During the perilous trek, the Prince and his follows fed on the delicious shrimps and other crustaceans caught on the high seas. Quintus II was a very religious man and after finding apparent fulfilment, enlightenment and inner peace after eating the shrimps, founded the religion of Crustaceanism, and later became the first high priest of Crustaceanism and Grand Prince of Decopodia.

Centuries had past since the death of Grand Prince Quintus II. His descendents rule these lands, which gradually grew from a chain of small fishing villages to blistering metropolises of great temples and docks. Warehouses, banks and traders grew within the city walls. Merchants from Decapodia sailed as far as the other side of the world to trade prawns, lobsters and seashells for other luxurious goods. The Capital of Decapodia – Dendrobranchiata, although not as populous as some of the other cities in Beefdom, has been universally regarded as one of the most organised and prosperous city in all Beefland.


Geography of the Principality of Decapodia

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The Principality of Decapodia consists of the 2 major island plus 1 minor island on the top right handside of the map, also under its control are some of the costal towns around the carangidae sea.



Government and leadership
Although a Principality. The government type is actually constitutional monarchy. Traditionally every Grand Prince of Decapdia also holds the honoured title of High Priest of Crustacenism, the official religious leader within the kingdom. The Grand Prince rules with the consent and guidance of both the Church and the agreement of the Nobility, with the Senate (consisting of the most influential family of nobles, bishops and merchants) helping to introduce taxes and social reforms, and ultimately in times of war, provides generals and troops for the Grand Prince.

Royal Family
The Royal family of Decapodia are all direct descendents of Prince Quintus Julius Cicero and Quintus II. Traditionally every first-born is made the ruler of the lands, no matter male or female. The current Grand Prince of Decapodia is Grand Prince Secundus Julius Cicero. The kingdom has not been at war with anyone else for centuries, and following the traditions and customs, Seundus is a preacher of religion and peace, and has received the Noble Beefy Peace Prize for decades in running. Under the astute rule of Secundus and the Senate, the Decapodian economy contuned to grow, and gradually the prolonged war against poverty is almost complete in total victory….

But are things about to change? Grand Prince Secundus suffers from type 2 diabetes, which prevents him from performing religious rituals such as the feed of the sweet and sour prawn meal and many others. Grand Prince Secundus’ health has been deteriorating for the past years and it has been widely speculated throughout the realm that the Middle-aged Prince would die soon, so that leaves with the big question of….

Succession. Secundus has 4 children; Princess Una VIII, Prince Quintus XIV, Prince Septimus VII and Princess Nova IX. Traditionally the first born would inherit the throne, however due to recent events the Grand Prince has some dilemmas…..

The Current financial recessions has hit the whole of Beefdom hard, even the elites of Decapodia are feeling the effects. History has taught us that Depression helped to cause WWII, and if history has taught us anything else, that would be history always repeat itself, and if it indeed repeats it self, we could probably expect the same thing as previously stated – itself. The growing recessions has caused various rival kingdoms of grow more towards militarism, the rival kings and dukes aren’t very peaceful. Storming clouds gather over Beefdom as mistrust and rivalry threaten to flood the world in a tide of total war. Ambition and greedy from rival kings and princes must be checked, and the king must think of a strong enough leader from one of his children….

Army Composition

Geographically Decapodia is an amphibious country with islands and coasts. Naturally its main strength lies within its capabilities of navy, and Decapodian navy is universally recognized as the best in all of Beefdom. The Malacostraca armada is the most feared navy in all the lands, with powerful ships such as the Amphipoda Galleass and Isopoda Carracks, the naval powers of Decapodia is unchallenged. However their land army is quite different.

Cavalry – almost completely lacking in heavy cavalry, save for a few units of lightly armored horseboys consisting of untrained teenagers. It’s usefulness only extends for chasing down routers and scaring little misbehaving children.
Cavalry wise Decapodia must rely on mercenaries from the steppes, since native cavalry is obviously very useless.

Swordsmen – Mediocre at best, the Decapodian swordsmen never exceeds their expectations, and at times often performs lower than it. Although able to afford good equipments, these troops fights with less efficiency and brutality than most of the countries around the middle and mountainous reign of the map.

Pikemen – Well disciplined and very well armoured. The Decapodia Pikemen are trained to counter enemy cavalry in perfect fashion. Their long pikes are set to receive enemy charges and use the charge force against their foes.

Archers– Decapodia boasts the best archers in the lands. Very well trained and excellently funded, these troops are the best killers in distance. Annual archery competitions are held to find the best archers and the most talented ones are drafted into the Prince’s personal retinues. The professional archer corp. of Decapodia is very formidable in combat. While the Prince’s retinue are comparable to legendary Elvis shots in Lord of the Rings, and often snatches victory in the face of defeat with one word – “Fire!”

The Kingdom Of The Swisslanders And Mongols!



The Kingdom Of Swissland was made over 5 years ago...... It was started by the Gloruius King Warman88! He led his Swissland Armies thoughout the Total War Multiplayer lands, taking over the lands by force. His Empire joined with some Mongols, who needed a new home. Together, KingWarman88's Empire, The Swissland Empire is growing. It destroyed some of the Top Nations in MP and been expanding, even with the King's recent health problems.



During The Time Period Of the "Nolbe Sons I" era, The Kingdom was not in the region, as the King was busy fighting his MP foes. Afterwards, they begain to head towards a region called "The Game Room" in the .Org Kingdom. Swissland/Mongol forces are now swarming towards this postion, after a attempt on the King's life by a man named White_Eyes :D and King Jan III Sobieski.



Swiss Aroumded Pikeman: The Kingdom Of Swissland has excellet Pikemen. They are able to stop any good fighting cavarly without any problems, and even some foot men. They are known to fight to the death and take no prisoners!

Swiss Men-At-Arms/Swiss Samurai: These Swordmen are heavily armouded. When the Pikemen need support, they are ready to support them in battle and help them beat back the enemy and overwhelm them. There are also Swiss Samurai in the army. Few in numbers, however, they are very fierce warriors also.

Archers: Their foot archers are excellet, coming from the dismounted Mongols that they recieved. They are not the best, since they prefer horseback archery, however, they are useful anyhow.

Knights: The Swisslanders have no good cavarly but bodyguards units, which the King doesn't use since he fights on foot. The Mongols provide their Heavy Cavarly. They are a fiece cavarly force, able to break the back of any enemy army, if given the chance!
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[Beefy187]

Map of the kingdoms! For the ease of reference and battles, please state which route you want to take when your moving your army or etc.

[Beefy187]

In the history of the island, this period is known as the age of battles. With each kings slowly becoming aware of the alliance of the vegie eaters or the broccolian syndicate, In 1400 AD king Yoyoma anounced the meeting of 10 leaders in the sacred mountains, ruled by the tribal leader loved by all leaders, Beefy.

Beefy greeted the young leaders as they entered the sacred city, Pax Andres however when he saw Yoyoma Junior, he quickly looked away.

"Master Beefy... I bow to you mighty sir" said Yoyoma, suspeciously staring at the old master.

"Well... urgh... I never thought king of the most powerful kingdom was soo young... Please enjoy your stay here young king" Beefy replied attempting to sneak away from the scene.

"This is your house Beefy. Party doesn't start without your presence"

"Really, I prefer not to intrupt your business. You see, our policy is not to take sides of anyone."

"Well, thanks again for providing us the place to hold the meeting master Beefy." With that, Yoyoma left to meet the other leaders.

"Man... I really don't like kings of Beefdom." shaking the head, Beefy walked off to get some tea.

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"Gents. I am more then certain that you know exactly what todays meeting is about.Thats if you have a decent oracles around... As you all know, there is a prophecy in this land. If the vegie king ever takes the throne, there will be centuries of chaos to follow. My oracle told me that vegitarian king was on the rise. Cunningly hiding his hidden ambitions. Preparing his army for conquest! The fate of this island is in your hands gentlemen. We have to destroy the vegitarians IMMEDIATELY!"

There was a few claps heard from leaders like taka who have been a friend of Beefdom for a long time. However for other leaders like Pizzakhaan, and YLC II things were little different.

"Listen to him gentlemen. Did you hear what he was saying? Its as if Beefdom is the leader of this island. Horde of Pizza do not want the vegetarians as much as you do Yoyoma.. But we cannot torrelate 'oh my... listen to me. I'm your boss! Obey me' behavior!!! Our blood of Khaan will not endure this humiliation!!"

YLC stood up and supported Pizza Khaans comment.

"Its as if we are all suspects but king Yoyoma him self! It could be him as much as one of us! You may have the most powerful kingdom in this region. But if you think that makes you innocent, your wrong!"

Yoyoma sighed and apologized.
"If that is the impression I gave to you. I apologize. It could be any of us here. I ask for a crusade to the traitors. Our ancesters said 'Those who hate the meet, shall pay the price with death.' Thats exactly what we should do."

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Sipping his tea, Beefy sighed.
Beefy already knew who the veggie eaters were. But he dare not tell as he loved both meat and salads.

He looked out side the window and saw the grey clouds, covering the sun and black cloud slowly approaching from the horizon.

"Storm is coming" he said. Shutting the window. Looking them.

The game is about to commence in few hours. I have not written a pm yet

And I plan to do that when I finish my morning study session. Please sit tight

[Beefy187]

Night 1 summery


4 months before the second meeting

"Faithful brothers!! War is approaching!!

We have been told about the rise of a dangerous ideology. Vegetarianism!
Its an act of treason!! It spits on the tradition we swore to protect, it spits on our faith in Beef steaks!
Brothers!! Sisters!! We must fight those who speak dellusions. Health! Diet!! Let me tell you this!
Eating only vegetables is NOT HEALTHY! It does not make you skinny and pretty! It makes you weak! It makes you cowards! And... It makes you unloyal to Beef!!"

*Crowd roars and cheers

"We must deny it! We must Reject it! We must FIGHT IT!!"

*KILL!!!

"Lend me your strength!! Men and women of the Holy Theocracy of Shadow Bull!! Shout aye if you are with me on the crusade against the villainess Vegetarians!!"

*AYE!!

With the crowd, strengthening their loyality in Beef, Shlin II got off the stage, satisfied

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Few minutes before the meeting...

"Can Aresea tempt you with this offer?"

"You see... I appreciate the fact that you love our country but.... See us Sacred tribes are permenently neutral. So no matter how much you love us, we can't accept alliance
I do appreciate your offer though"

"aww..."

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"Have the meeting started?" Beefy asked his men
"Yes sir."
"What happened in the last six months?"
"The navy of Aresea and the coastal guards of the The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese have experienced a little cold war as they both were on high alert of the possible invasion."
"Gah.. Any brighter news?"
"Yes sir. Trade has commenced all around the island."
"Thank you!! Peace is exactly what I want "
"So do I sir."

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When all the representitives arrived in the meeting halls, they set down and started to discuss about what happened in the last 6 months.



Commence day 2!! You are not allowed to quote any of the private message from the host without my permission

[Beefy187]

Beefy woke up he heard shouting and heated discussions...

He jumped up and rushed to the meeting hall...

"Friends!! What on earth is going on?" he asked.

"The Horde of Hungry Khaan denied our missionaries! He must be the heretic!!" Answered the man from the theocracy..
"Is that so Mr Peperrono?"
"None sense!! I am merely expressing my concern that the missionaries may be spies! Its a security threat!!"

Discussion heated up as the men from the sacred order joined the argument. While the rest just sat and listened to what they say..

"Friends! Lend me yours ears! If war is what you seek, then so be it! I give you permission to go through my land and use it however you may wish. I must warn you though.. If you come into our boundaries... K20 is the easiest route to our holy city... We will order our men to defend our home at all cost..

Gods of war will smile upon those with Justice."

With this, Beefy declared the end of the meeting.

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At K20, the bottom of the mountain road, Men from the theocracy and the Hungry Horde, threw a quick glance at each other for the last time... Then one headed north, and one headed south.. Knowing, the next time they will see each other is in the battle field..

Please avoid K20 or Beefy will shoot you...

I will now send you some news of what happened while you were away on the meeting. Please then, send in your night orders..

We may have a war White_eyes

[Beefy187]

In this chapter of age of bloodshed, starting from the first meeting in the year 1 BB (Blood bathe), we remember the Winter of 1 BB as the start of the great war. As largest force ever seen in the history of the Island started to gather up in the territory of the Angry Hordes.. Leading the armies were Pizza Khaan. Leader of the Angry Hordes.

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Angry Hordes. Winter-1BB


In front of his force, Pizza Khaan, the Hungry Khanate stood. Nodding many times as he was confident of his victory.

To his noisy soldiers, he shouted one word to gather attention.

"Noble men of the Horde of Hungry Khaan!!"

After a brief cheer, the soldiers waited for Khaans next word in absolute silence.

"We will remember today. As the day when the Hungry Horde... Against all odds, gained their victory they deserve against the alliance of Beef!! We will remember today! As the day when honorable men came together to over come the tyranny of Beefdom!! We Will Remember Today!! As the day when the dish we fought thousand of battles to aquire is finally in our hands!! We will remember today!!!! The day when we completed "Pizza!!"

for the Khanate, this speech was enough to boost his mens morales. As he knew nothing works better then glorious words of confidence and pizza. As the locals baked Pizza to wish their army the victory, the Khanate stared at the mountain range, as he waited.... With some pizza in his left hand... For the enemy to arrive.

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The Principality of Decapodia. Winter- 1BB


The people of Decapodia wasn't exactly happy. Depressed was far more suitable as the word to describe their current mood. As their king Secundus.. While he wasn't surpremely good compared to his forefathers... Has suddenly passed away.

The people has gathered near the naval port as they waited for the new King Quintus V. Quintus..

"All stand for the mighty King!!"

the sound of the trumpet and the drums, announced the arrival of the new King. Quintus stood on the stage, as his people stood up... Whispering the words of praise without energy.

"Brothers... and daughters of Decapodia. Please make your self confortable." Said Quintus, as he sat down to the kings chair, calmly and elegantly.

"Normally this will be the occasion for tears. Eulogy and sacred songs to lead the deceased king to his after life. But now is not the time."

To the confused people, Quintus continued his speech, powerfully.

"I must start with the expression of anger! That bandit!! The new leader of the Exiles! The EXILES! Greyblades thought it will be a nice present for Decapodias mother, if he sent the hands of the murderer to her... This disgusts me! Its an act of barbary!! Its not the action that anyone with human soul should do.

Now I ask this men of Decapodia!! Do I torrelate this? Do you? Does Decapodia torrelate this?? Nay!! We should not! We will not! We can not!! So, marchants, priests, my people! Any one with their mouth! Make note of this! And let us tell the world.. Decapodia will not torrelate this!!

Sails men!! My mighty men in the sea!! Go to your captains now! And set sail to the lands of the exiles! Blockade their port until they bow down and beg for our forgiveness. I wan't some apology for their actions. And if they don't... They will suffer... They will regret the coming days for the actions they have done!!

Wipe your tears! Mighty people of Decapodia! Time for weeping can come later. Now is not the time. Sharpen your sword. Smelt your shields. Prepare for war!!"

King Quintus left the stage, leaving his silent... but now... eagar men.

"Send word to my naval captains. While we have to let Greyblades pay for their action, Pizza khaan requires our aids. Make sure most of our navy guards their coasts. And notify Greyblades.. If he does not publically apologize for his actions. And agrees to send us 100 gold pieces per year, for 5 years... We will continue our blockade."

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Coast of the Hungry Hordes. Winter-0BB



"I told you!! We are at war! We cannot allow your entry in our boarders!!"

"What? Why?"

"I don't care if your ship is full of naked amazonians! We can't allow any Beef stinking ships in!!"

"Tell you what my friend.. If the fellas of the Sacred Orders or the Theocracy wants their war.. They can have it!! But let me tell you this.. Those crazed Beef loving looneys got nothing to do with us! If our king Yoyoma declares war then I'll fight till I loose both arms and legs until he tells me to stop. But peace loving Yoyoma didn't! In fact, he wants peace with the Khanate and wants to grill those crazy looneys for causing wars! But... Heres my last word.. If you don't... let us... Marchants enter your port.. And if I don't see your ships coming into ours.. We take that as a act of hostility and declare war on you.. Then you get to see our Amazonians.. Armed to teeth. Ready for some fun chopping up some Hungry Hordes.. Hope you like that.. Now you gonna let us enter or not? You got 8 seconds until I return to my port and tell Yoyoma to..."

"Right!! Right!! I'll ask the Khaan! That fair??"

"Hurry up will ya? we havn't had our beefs for several days.."

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Hungry Hordes territory. Winter- OBB



"Khaan!!"

"I see them corporal. Order our men that parties over.. get them into formation and get ready for the battle."

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Tribes of the sacred mountains. Winter- OBB



Staring at the passing armies.. Beefy gave a breif sigh..

"So... its started.."

Beefy picked up his cup of tea.. and sipped.


Nights not over yet!! Few people are now going to recieve their events

[Beefy187]

Mountain Range. Hungry Horde territory. Winter- 0BB


The enemy approaches. Numbers... Too many to count but... Not as many as we thought they might send.

Khaan, waved his hand to send one of his men. To talk. Not to avoid blood shed, but to observe the enemy.

"Halt! I was sent by the order of the mighty Khaan of the Hungry Hordes! By whos orders are you here?"

The sudden movement of the enemy captain, stunned the scout. After 3 seconds, he realised he is not dead yet.. He slowly opened his eyes to see what the Captain was holding... A Flag



"Men of Shadow Bull. I assume you fully understand the crimes you commited."

"I do."

"You have entered our territory without our permission."

"To punish your crime. Living the vegetarian ways."

"Do you understand the situation? That if you take another step foward, you will be slaughtered?"

"If thats what fate want.. For us to die for the greater good then that is what we shall do."

"If your men surrenders, their life will be spared..."

"I refuse."

The scout saw fears in the enemies eyes.. So much fear, almost impossible for any professional armies to have. But at the same time, they had the determination. Strong will to fight for what believe is right.

"God speed my friend.. May your blade turn red with glory"

"God speed good scout. It was nice to know you"

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When the captain saw the Scout returning to his base, Captain faced his men to make a pre battle speech.

"Proud men of the Holy Theocracy!! Those who sacrificed their life to show your loyality to the true ways of Beef. Today... Your loyalities will be tested. Those men who stands in front of us.. Is the traitors. Traitors who sold their souls to vegetables. While we have more numbers, they have better weapons, trainings."

Captain took a quick glance at the enemy.

"We are in enemy soil. And we are destined to fall into a trap if the leader of the Hungry Horde is a fine general as he claims to be. Today.. Victory is impossible. But yet we march! We march because thats the right thing to do. And we fight till the last breathe. Take many of them down as possible! When the last one standing join the smiling coarpses. Our victory is achieved. For we have died loyal to the Beef! For we have served the Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull!"

Captain started marching foward by him self, then looked over his shoulders to his comrades.

"We do not march to win today. We march because we were told to march. We march because that is what Beef wants us to do."

Captain spotted a young soldier, bursting into tears from the fears. He was barely old enough to stand in the front line.

"Smile soldier. You die for the Beef. Smile! I heard they never run out of steaks in heaven"

To this, tears came down from most of their cheeks. From Captains too. But at the same times, they were smiling. For they were happy to know that they were happy to know that steaks will be served to loyal Beef lovers in heaven.

"March!! March!! Who ever sheds the first blood gets two rib fillets!!"

They walked.. They jogged... Then they ran....

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Khaan noticed the enemy, now running to their formation. They were more then 600 meters away. Foolish action. Fetal error. Making their men run for such long distance will only make them exausted in battle. Not only that but some of the hostiles were tripped and got stumped on by their own men. When they approached the 300 meters mark, Khaan calmly waved his hand. Sound of the drum echoed. The Horde marched in a organized formation. Then charged at the pathetic army. On his horse, Khaan recognized armies from three directions also approaching the hostile. And the battle was mostly done after the initial charge. The enemy was completely surrounded.

The army of the Hungry Hordes, proved that they are quite capable of killing. Efficiently slaughtering the enemy forces.

The knights of the Swiss Mongols were also skilled fighters and didn't even let the blades of Shadowbulls touch their horses.

It was surprising to see what the exiles were doing in their mysterious land. Cavalry armed to the teeth, charging... No... Completely smashing the hostile soldiers. While they didn't have the numbers, they were soo powerful that they could swim across the ocean of the hostile enemies without getting damaged. Then followed the mysteriouos moving building, pumping some kind of energy to the Exile cavalries. Shadowbull soldiers attempted to damage the building but it didn't seem even take a scratch.

The only dissapointment was to see Consulars army slowly retreating. While they did a great deal of damage in the intial charge, they were getting pushed back as the battle progressed. Noticing that part was the only weakness, Shadowbull warriors attempted to break through. Khaan sighed and raised his hand to order aid to the Consuls, but he soon realised his mistakes. When Consular cavarly came into the play, Khaan realised the whole thing was planned. Warriors of Shadowbull gave a good fight for another 40 seconds until all of them were no more.

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"Send word to the Theocracy, asking for their surrender.. We've killed their whole army" said the Khaan. Then he noticed something strange... Dead coarpses of the hostile soldiers... All smiling.

"True men they are" chuckled Pizza Khaan, ordering their men to get back into position.

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At the same time... In the mountain range-0BB

"Send word to the Sacred orders of the Kobe Beef" he said. "It went just as planned."

[Beefy187]

Hours later, old Beefy finally comes back with the tea he promised.

"Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen.. My back started acheing..."

What Beefy saw is total chaos in the meeting room. While, it was done in fairly civilized manner, verbal fights were breaking out. Beefy predicted a potential fist fight.

"Enough!!! I suggest you all go back to your country and work hard for another 6 months!! Then I will only let those in who can behave them selves!! Go now! Go!"

After Beefy kicked the last representitve out of his chair, Beefy remembered and shouted to the leaving backs.

"Well... Drink your tea first then go."

After an silent 5 minutes of sipping tea, each left to their country, preparing for fist fights with sharp weapons and deadly arrows.

"Younglings younglings... I wonder where their energy comes from " Beefy said to him self. and slowly started walking back to his room to enjoy the next meal... Roast Beef and Caesar Salad.

Night will end soon as I receives orders from enough peoples.

[Beefy187]

I'm in the event phase, and one havnt replied but its not going to make a huge difference.

I will ask White_eyes to do the battle write up for me but meanwhile, I'll do the other bits to set the scene.


The land of the exiles. Spring-1BB


"Rorschach journal may 23rd 196...wait.

Ahem I mean: Prince James's personal journal, Date classified.

So it begins, The final step for us to finaly lose the name exile and gain the title Nation. A pity my father is not in his right mind to see this day. His sudden insanty has comprimised our position and made us enemys of the church and now we must flee or lands. Over the years we have been mining our mountains bounty of prescious metals and now we are nearing exaustion. We could continue living here for another two years but the inquisitors are at our gate and the crusade nears behind. No more for in a months time when we can no longer refuse them entrance they will find our citys empty and our fields bare, our citisens missing and our mines depleated, they want a fight I will not give. When their "holy crusade" arrives to kill us all for reasons we cannot comperhend we will be gone from this wasteland and we will be sailing to a new home. Should we succeed I will take my rightfull place as leader of a proud new nation. Who knows, maybe we will be able to convert and get back into the churches good graces. If we should fail however, I will just rot at the bottom of the sea for the rest of eternity and this journal shall remain unfinished."

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"Sire!! All who wishes to travel are now ready to go!!"
"Very well. Shall we captain?"
"Aye sire!"

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To many, the army on the move was something they've never seen before. Strange clothes, all different colours. Slowly marching to the land of the traitors. The men leading the army was Lord Chanceller Blackadder him self. The multicultural army marched proudly to the land of the Exiles.

"Scouts! Whats the status of the enemy?" calmly asked the Lord Chanceller
"Quiet Sir.. There is no sign of any other crusaders. We can spot a few fleet from the Principality of Decapodia but they seem to be happy with a blockade."
"Any sign of the enemy? Whats their formation?"
"We marched straight to the capital and met no resistance. The few locals left told us that Greyblades left in midnight in pitch dark with most of his people. We were not told where they headed for."
"Hmm... I would like to head for their capital. However, I think we'll wait until we get more reinforcements. It may be a trap."
"Halt!! Set up a camp here!"

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Land of the Hungry Hordes. Summer 1BB


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

For those of us who lives in the modern world may think of this song upon hearing about this battle. This was what the soldiers of the Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink sung as a marching song. As for who they were going to beat... It was the cowardly forces who dare not move from their strong point on the hill.. The great Hordes of the Hungry Khaan...

General Reenkazoid.. The greatest general on the history of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink smiled to his men.... Then with out any sign of hesitation, he shouted.

"CHAAARGE!!"

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Aresea- Summer 1BB


I just realised that theres no landbridge between the Consulate and Aresea Aresea and the natives of the Consulate has once enjoyed peace. Being dislocated from the main island, Aresea constantly suffered Food shortage. For the exchange for food, Aresea shipped out Pearls to the natives of the Consulate. For the ease of transport, they built a bridge, strong enough to hold thousands and thousands, crossing at the same time. However the alliance they once had was now completely ripped apart, when Aresea was accused of sending spies into the consuls land.

Now both heroes meets in battle. On the east side, it was Lacy. Encouraging her troops to boost their morals.

"Not only once! But twice!! Those villains in Aresea tried to send dirty spies in our land!! For that, they will pay with blood!! and....."
"Justice on our side" said the voice calmly. Lacy looked over her shoulders and saw the old lady accompanied by many guards.
"Mother!!" Lacy jumped on to her mother, almost crushing her with the weight of armours Lacy was wearing.

Troops of the consulate cheered to the appearance of their legendary co founder, Sara, who found this fair country side by side of Prince YLC who has now deceased.

"May I?" asked Sara, lifting her self on the speech stand. Then she said.

"I came here today to witness something. Justice!! To see something right happening! This can achieved with only one way!! WIN! THIS! BATTLE!!"

Soldiers roared. It was soo loud that it was even heard on the other side.

On the west side..There stood the army of Aresea. Many has underestimated her army of fishes. It was comical to see Dolphins and Sharks holding swords, fighting side by side with humans. Or tunas shooting arrows. But those who laughed at the sight died regretting. However the army of the Consulate did not recognize Aresea as bunch of soldiers from the fairy tale. It was obvious that the battle was going to be long and tough... And unfortunate outcome was to happen to the loser... Or perhaps to both..


Your on White_eyes. Gimme few min to send you the details and the result of the battle

[Beefy187]

I'm still around actually. Though I should be off to sleep

In that case I'll post the first battle. I won't be around by the time you finish the second

The lands of the Hungry Khaan summer-1BB



VS



General Reenkazoid decided to try and dislodge; The Hungry Khaans army by sending his Pikemen up a narrow gap in the hilltop. He hoped to pry the entrenched Steppe army out, to fight close range and limit there mobility.

The Hungry Khaan saw this and mutter to himself, "Predictable". He then waved his arm to his officer nearby, who then waved a red flag to carefully placed Elite Steppe Horsemen, who then opened up a rain of arrows and fire arrows down on Reenkazoids Pikemen.

Reenkazoid was then warned by his officer's that the men were taking heavy causalities not just by the arrows but by some of the traps that had been set by the Khaan before hand. He then said without worry or even panic, "use Plan R".

The Hungry Khaan was about to leave when, he heard a strange sound. It was like thunder but there was no Rain, he quickly asked his scout what that sound was as it was scaring the horses and making the men's morale drop. The officer merely ran off and many of the Steppe horsemen, who moments before were laughing and thinking there victory assured, started running back to there own lands and off the hilltop.

Reenkazoid merely grinned, as his Mini-Cannons scared off most of the Khaans forces. The "Elite Steppe horsemen" ran with there tails between there legs back to there own lands. Reenkazoid then watched as the hungry Khaan, retreated as well. A cheer went up from Reenk's men, as they resumed there march into the Khaans lands......

Battle:Close Victory for Greater Reenk and lesser Roink and he may now take up to 50% of The Hungry Khaan's land.

[Beefy187]

The ocean between Aresea Island and The Consulate - Summer 1BB

VS

*cue Lacy's theme song*
Lacy decided that they were going to wait for Aresea's navy...a bold, even suicidal move to have them out in the open but she held strong that her army on the mainland would come though.

Sharky saw this and immediately, his instincts told him it was a trap. He was not an able general though, his navy sailed straight for the Consulates navy without his orders. This had some benefits, much to Sharky's surprise they caught a second fleet of ships by surprise and stuck them, sinking much of them.

Lacy only smirked coldly, as she watched them board her ships and started massacring her men but clearly displeased at her second fleet being sunk, it being full of marines. She watched as Dolphins using their snouts and shark people used there teeth on her men.
After a few more minutes, Lacy shouted to her officers to Begin "plan chowder fish".

Sharky was cowering and unable to tell his men about the trap, only the most disciplined held there ground and obeyed the order to not attack the Consulate's ships. Seconds later, there were several bright flashes as half of Areseas navy went up. Sharky went into panic, unable to direct his forces to any meaningful positions. Then a messager docked and told him something and he started shaking violently and passed out.

Lacy felt the battle was going so in her favor, she was busy fixing her make-up that she had earlier messed up giving orders. Suddenly, Fishpeople come out of the water and tried to kill Lacy, "Revenge for our fallen brothers" they shouted. She merely killed them in an act of swordplay that would make old Prince Sarathos jealous. It was then that a messager arrived with word that King Yoyoma the second had taken up positions around the Consulate and started invading. Sara started shaking at hearing that name, the one who's father had killed her one true love. Lacy only squeezed her hands together in anger and ordered her men to pull back to counter this offensive.

Sharky had not expected the "exiles" to invade Aresea, that was the news he had heard before he passed out. His men also retreated to Aresea to counter this new threat.

Battle:Draw but Aresea loses half of it's navy and the exiles have there capital. The Consulate loses all of its Navy and goes away, empty handed. Winners are Beefdom and Exiles for this one I am sorry YLC...I would include that picture...but you said only if you won

[Beefy187]

Kingdom of Aresea. Summer 1BB



What happened during the battle...

Under a vague moon light, dolphin and the shark spotted a large numbers of galleys and trading boats approaching the north east shores of Aresea

"Hey who goes there!!??" Shouted the Shark.
"Careful brother. They might be one of the Consulate bastards ship."
"No need.. Look at the mark. Its trading boat and their guards from Decapodia and Buranda."

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"We are thrilled at your presence sir. Must've been a long trip from Decapodia."
"And Buranda. I see.. You fellows are busy?"
"Yes sir. The Consulate scums have decided that its funny if they decide to invade our land! Outrageous isn't it. Good thing your countries seems to be in peace."
"Wouldn't it be funny if we invade you too?"
"Haha!! Would be... We'll be stuffed won't we... Might have to warn the king if that happens"
"Well you have 3 seconds."

Shark at the Dolphin looked at each other. Confused. They didn't know whether if they should judge what the men said as a joke or meant for real. When Shark saw that the men wasn't smiling, he tried to draw his weapon, but the men stabbed his sword in Sharks guts, then before the Dolphin can react, he chopped his head off with one swift.

"Off the boat!! We have a land to invade!!"

The men took off his clothes and revealed his body armour, and the neckless which showed that they were the Exiles. Now that the coastal guards were killed, it was only a matter of time before Areseans realises what is going on.

"We had enough trouble with Decapodia and Buranda. Take your clothes off. Theres no need to hide our identity. Let us swiftly take their capital before their business is over."

Their cavalry with the building attached lead the assault, capturing the forts, capital city and the palace in one hour. They released all the hostages to notify the king.

"Tell your king that we have captured the capital. Oh and the royal families. So this is my demands. No more of your people have to be harmed. We just want a new home. Secure home. Thats all. In exchange, feel free to take our land. I am quite confident that my land has a same value.. If not more."

"We will remember this!!" Shouted the Tuna, rushing to the king, to tell the news of the new threat.

In exactly One hour and thirty eight minutes, Greyblades captured the unguarded capital city of Aresea.

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James log... just James

So this is it the new home of the people once called exile. Success... was costly but now we have land to stand on that isnt under threat of imminent attack. All this just for one mans dream, or delusion, of two religions getting along. Its failure is now apparant and the vegitarians have been converted or asked to leave for our former "freinds". The church probably wanted us to kill them but they are still our people and we still protect those who gave us aid when no one else would. We will never be able to, or should, eliminate entirely the eating of vegetables but all this violence has made me realise that a minorities freedom of belief does not outway a nations need to survive. And we will survive. When we had an insane leader we went through hard times but we survived. We had to escape the assault of half a continent but we still survived. We have earned the right to regard ourselves as no longer exiles and we have survived.

Why do I have a feeling that we will have to do lip service to get in the church's favour...again...

[Beefy187]

Beefy who is now rather obese... After eating bit too many black berries greated the arriving leaders.

He spotted Yoyoma II and Lacy, who he thought was enemies arriving at the same time.

"Young lovers!! Welcome to the meeting!" he said.

Lacy ignored fat beefy and Yoyoma shook Beefies hand a smiled.

"Girls of that age hey.. Its a little complicated"

Commence meeting

someone will start dying.. Starting tonight

QJC and TheFlax didn't receive their pms as nothing significant happened. However if there is something I forgot to tell please remind me. This goes for everyone

[Beefy187]

Nothing happened since then. Cheers Greyblades

Right, I should get this rolling anyway

Being Beefy, he always had a strong interest in young lovers, making love. He baked the wedding cake and prepared the wedding celemony, but he was dissapointed that the relationship didn't go any further.

"Awww... Have a tea!!"

The representitives knew exactly what "have a tea" meant by this stage. Meaning the meeting was soon to end. Soon, each will have to get back to their countries... Some have to prepare for battle.

They all left.. Leaving Beefy, cleaning up the mess.

"I hope we get to see you again... I hope" he said, and took a deep sigh.


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List of kings/ leaders who aren't in their country
Yoyoma is now at K11
taka: Not in his country
Reenk F16
Captain Blackadder: G29

I'll send a quick events updates on each leaders. Do keep reminding me stuff with pms.

Also from now on if I don't receive orders mentioning Defence, espionage etc, I assume that all of those are having a vacation to Lalaland thus attacking that country will mean total anihilation.

Another added rule, even if the army is at large, alive and kicking, I'll declare that nation dead if their leaders dies. To speed things up.

Using a Kagemusha (Double of the leader) or your generals is fine, but they won't perform well compared to the real leaders so be warned. Please state your leaders current location so I can decide whether they survived or not

Heres the current leaders who is crucial to your nations survival

King Yoyoma: Beefdom
James Greyblades?: Exiles
Consul Lacy: Consulate of Liquors Cheese and yaks
Khanate Pizza: Hungry Hordes of Pizza
Reenkmeistro: Kingdom of Greater Reenk and the Lesser Roink
Sacred tribal leader of the ultimate uber Commandwolf pwns Beefy: Sacred tribes
Shlin II: Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull
King taka: Sacred orders of the Kobe Beef
Lord Chanceller Blackadder: Republic of Buranda
Mr Cashews Peanut: Kingdom of the Swiss Mongols
King Ares?: Kingdom of Aresea
King Quintus: The Principality of Decapodia

If I have the list wrong, please correct me with the leaders they wish. Protect your leaders like you protect your king in Chess.

[Beefy187]

Pre- Night write up


Greeting fellow leaders of the island. I Beefy is happy to announce to you that King Yoyoma II of Beefdom and Consulate Lacy of the Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese have declared marriage to tighten the relationship between the two nations. We invite you leaders to attend to the marriage, and to celebrate this peaceful occasion.

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Consulate of Cheese and Yaks. Autumn-2BB



"We've been through this Clay!! I must!! I must marry him!!"
Shouted Lacy.

"I thought you knew better" Clay said calmly. "I thought what being the consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese means. What Beefdom has done to our father. I thought you knew."

"I do!" Lacy answered back. "I'm doing this for my people Clay. Not for my self, not for King Yoyoma. For my people!!"

"At what cost?"

"I had no choice"

"By marrying Yoyoma, you are spitting on honor, you are spitting on our mother. You are spitting on our dead fath..."

Lacy moved before she thought about it. Sound of Lacys' hand striking Clays cheek echoed in the room.

After an awkwurd silence, Lacy whispered. "Clay... Sorry I didn't mean it."

"Shut up."

"But..."

"I said Shut up."

Lacy couldn't bear it anymore. She looked away and restarted packing for the journey. She heard foot step slowly moving away from her.. And...

"Farewell sister. Next time we will meet... It will be in the battlefield."

Lacy couldn't answer. Instead she bited her lips. Trying to hold the tears running down her cheek. She couldn't.. It came down. It kept running..
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With her hand picked body guards, she slowly made her way through the city. Peoples eyes had mixed feelings. Bit of irritation. Bit of sympathy. Alot of hatred. Tiny bit of sorrow. Lacy uttered no word. Even to her close friends in the body guards crew. She tried to ignore everything until someone blocked her passage. It was her mother.

Lacy tried to walk right passed her, Sara didn't stop her. But she did whisper.

"Is this what you want dear?" Said Sara.

"Yes" answered Lacy.

"Then why are you trying to leave without giving me a hug? Did you think I'm going to stab my daughter.. Come here"

The two came close, then departed.

"Be happy dear!!"

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Tribes of the Sacred Mountains- 2 BB



Dun Duh Duuuun!! Dun Dun DUn!!!! Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun DUUUUN DUn Da Daan Daan Dun DUn Dun!! Dun! DuN!!! Da Da Da DAAA!!! Dun da Dun! Dun ! Dun Dun Dun! Dun Da Daa~~

"Umm.. Beefy nice singing" casually smiled Yoyoma.

"You don't say!! Everyone knows that Beefy has a nice singing voice"

Fortunately Beefy didn't spot Yoyoma rolling his eyes to that comment.

"Anyway my friend. Have you seen Lacy?" asked Yoyoma. No one so far, have seen Lacy around.

"Yes actually. The last I saw her was at the entry gate... I think she might be getting dressed."

"Ah I see.. I don't see some of the other leaders."

"Yes, Sir Flax the peanut seems to be ill, as we havn't seen him around recently. Oh wait!! Here he is!! Pizza Khaan sent me a letter of apology, saying he must prepare for war. To make it up, he sent his second son, Koriandar."

"I'm surprised to see Reenkmeistro here. Is he not at war too?"

"Nah.. Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roinks army is led by general Reenkazoid. So.."

"Fair enough. I better get ready, its about to start. Thanks for the talk..... Captain"

"Wha.. Ugh... Thank you King Yoyoma."

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Yoyoma waited patiently for Lacy. Slightly cautious of her. But he did not have to worry. As Lacy, appeared next to Yoyoma in the bright wedding dress. Her cheek was rose red, blushing, but perhaps thats her happy face.

Two young weds, looked at each other. Thirty seconds passed in silence. Then Yoyoma finally spoked.

"You look beutiful."

Lacy did not answer. Instead she smiled and gave him a big hug. Yoyoma had to be a little careful though, knowing that Lacy had a assassin training. But again, when Lacy let go of Yoyoma, he was alive and well.

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"Please welcome, King Yoyoma of Beefdom and Consulate Lacy of Consulate of Yaks, Liquor and Cheese!!"

With Beefys' announcement, the orchestra groups started playing the Wedding Song as the young couples slowly marched on the red carpet, taking each others hands.

"Right! I hate dull weddings.. So you lots! If you got pressies just come up here and dump it here!! Go on! While you do that! Listen up. Come up here Mrs Jolie.. Right... Consulate Lacy, where is Clay?"

Yoyoma raised his eyebrows, and took a glance at Lacy. She shook her head and said

"Clay is ill"

"Fair enough. Who wants to be her dude? Second men or what ever its called. Greyblades!! Cmon up! Don't be shy!"

"I rather not King Beefy." said Greyblades, still worrying those around him who just noticed his presence. Immediately, his body guard surrounded him, and others backed off.

"What ever... Oh I have a idea!! King Ares!! You're her best friend aren't you mate? Cmon up!!"

As the crowd cheered for Ares in sarcastic manner, Ares had no choice but to get up on the stage and stand next to Lacy who is now smiling at him in a strange way. Ares maintained a poker face and stood next to Lacy as if he is a stone statue.

"Right, we are ready to start it, and we are ready to end it! Good. Now King Yoyoma!! Are you willing to accept Lacy, as your loving, caring wife? And can you promise that you will be nice to her, and buy her what ever dresses she wants and will not abandon her even if she ends up being obese in the next five years? If so, say yes I do."

"Well.... I'll try my best"

"King Yoyoma? The answer you should be saying is yes I do." said Beefy, cheerfully smiling at Yoyoma.

"Yes... I do..."

"Thats what I'm talking about!! Did you hear that ladies and gents!! Now if I was a girl, about his age... I would.... And if I was beutiful as Lacy over here is..."

"Can we get on with it?" Ares shoved in a comment, desperate to get away from Lacy soon as possible.

"Ah.. Consulate Lacy!! Are you willing to accept Yoyoma, as your loving, caring husband? And can you promise you will treat his puppies well, wash his pants and socks more then once a week, not turning the food you cook in to the weapons of mass destruction, be a cheerful fun loving wife and use up all of Beefdoms money like its worthless paper as if you are Marie Antoinette who is to be get her head chomped 400 years in the future from now?"

"I can't really cook... and whos Marie Antoinette??? Apart from that, including the money part king Yoyoma.. If your willing to accept me then Yes I do"

"YES WE CAN BABY!! Ladies and gentlemen! Give them a large clap!! The newly weds!! King and Queen of Beefdom!! Now eat up!! Party up!! Moneys on me!! And that money is from all the donation from countries other then Beefdom and the Consulate but I'm the host!! So eat! Drink!!"

After a thunderous applause, the guests went absolutely insane for the gorgeous food offered. Some that even the kings them selves never seen before. Foreign cuisines. Greyblades uncontiously went towards the veggie first, but he managed to turn around at the last minute and grabbed up few T-bone steaks. Newly completed legendary dish called Pizza has also gathered the attention of the guests. Although, there was a scene were stubborn Beef eaters denied the offer of Pizza and took the Steak fillets with mushroom sauce almost breaking into a fight. Beefy was running around, offering people some beers and wines. Occasionally punching people in the face out of sheer excitement. Voltage were high, but not too high around the newly weds.

"Lace. Can I talk to you for a minute?"

"You don't need to ask Yoyo.. We are lovers aren't we?"

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"So thats how Clay left. I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen. He may have taken some of the troops. But I assure you, most of the Consulate is at your service."

"Any idea where he left?"

"Not much.... Wait. I think his weapon factories are up north on the Consulate land. Around F5 in the maps. The mountain range makes it easy to defend. But that land is poor. I seriously doubt they can produce anything."

"Whats the general opinion of the Consulate people on your action?"

"We are proud people Yoyo. I can't say they were happy about it. However, my mothers agrees with me. They'll listen to her."

"I can't expect more... Thank you Lace."

"Are you going to kill him? My brother Clay?"

"Unless I have a alternative."

"Please don't kill him. But catch him alive."

"I'll try my best... For now, lets enjoy the party shall we?"

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Party went on for three days and three nights. Dancing, singing, drinking, eating. Some looneys decided that making trade agreements and alliance at this time seemed like a great idea. However, most of them just enjoyed the moment. They laughed at the stories of they told each other. On the second night and the third night, King Yoyoma invited everyone to play a game called "Mafia" which is populer in his country. Somehow King Beefy ended up being the champion of the mafia games.

And when the sun rosed for the fourth time, guests shook hands and departed to their country. Perhaps next time... They have to face each other as enemies.. Except Yoyoma and Lacy ofcause. They had a very good start..


Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese have now lost independence, serving the will of Beefdom. The terms offered by Yoyoma will be used entirely to reference the relationship between the two nations. If there is any details which were inaccurately described in that write up, be warned that it is merely hosts dellusion and Yoyomas terms is in effect.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1. Yourself, Lacy, shall accept my hand and the queen's crown of the Kingdom of Beef, also known as Beefdom. You shall be granted and bear the burden of this seat, being then loyal only to the crown and people of Beefdom, renouncing all previous ties to state, nation, and blood. Your goals, desires, customs, and prejudices shall, as fits such a roll, cease to be your own, and shall become those of the state and people of Beefdom.

2. Your family, as you shall be renouncing your ties to them, shall have no direct claim to the crown. However, the shall be granted proper titles, as would fit their own blood and station. Further, and offspring they conceive with those who do hold claimant status, shall have then a reasonable, though non direct claim to the throne. Only the offspring of the royal couple shall have such status, that being direct claim to the throne. So then, your brother would have no claim, though any children he produced with my sister would, though our offspring would be the only "shoe in," as they say.

3. Your nation, The Consulate of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, known commonly as The Consulate, would cease to exist as an independent nation. Instead it would fall under the rulership and flag of the Crown of Beefdom, as a semi autonomous region. All lands and people would be subjects of the Crown, Flag, and Laws of Beefdom. A regional parliament is acceptable for matter concerning the region, however matters of concern to the greater state shall be decided by the crown. And the region shall have neither right nor claim to desire, seek, or achieve seperation from the Greater State of Beefdom. Together the nation formed would be known as The United Kingdom of Beef and of Yaks, Liquor, and Cheese, as well as The Greater State Of Beefdom, or Greater Beefdom (not for purposes of ego, but simply to delineate the overall nation from the region). The armies of these and people of these two nations would cease to function as purely separate entities, as the armies of the Consulate would now fall under the command of the crown of Beefdom (which you would be a part of). And as the consulate's lands and army would fall under the Control of our Crown, so would the concern for it's defense. As well, your safety shall be preserved by a guard composed of the finest troops from throughout our kingdom, including the lands of the consulate. It simply would not be right and fitting for a Queen of Beefdom to favor one region over another, so you would not be able to have a guard composed solely of Consulate troops.

Apologies for the long night. I still havn't sorted out the rest yet. So please wait patiently.

[Beefy187]

Few entre dishes while we wait. I did have a few funny stories to share..

Beefdom- Spring 4BB



The boarder line between Beefdom and the Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull has been known as a relatively peaceful area. As most of the days, Amazonians in charge of that area spent time playing card games like mafia, hearts and Warlords and Scumbags. This day was no different, as while they waited for their comrades in charge to cook some steaks, they spent time playing "Cheat".

However that peaceful scenary was suddenly disrupted with a sound of Horn. It came from the direction of Shadowbull.

"Prepare for battle!!" shouted the commander in charge, as they saw the Shadowbull troops rushing to their incompleted stone wall staring down the Beefdom guards.

"Shadowbull wanting to fight us? Thats something I've never heard of..."

But they did not need to worry. Soon as they started the shadowbulls started to chant, Beefdom troops gave a bitter smile to each other and went back to playing Cheat.

Shadowbull warriors waved their banner which reads.

Brothers of Beefdom! Thou shalt not forgive the Exiles!! Crusade to slay those traitors!!

Soon, one Shadowbull Liutenant came out of their boarders on his horse and marched to the camp.

"I am Bulltacus, Maximus, 2nd Liutenant of the Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull. Who is in charge here!!?"

"Relax brother, we are all friends aren't we? No need for formality. Here, have some T-Bones and tell us what you seek."

"We seek the Rebel Sir!! Our reports tells us that they have dissapeared from their territory and sailed to distant land. We would like to know if Beefdom knows their location."

"HAHAHA!! Havn't you heard the news? The exiles decided its funny if they made a landing to Aresea, and take the whole damned island!!"

".... And Areseans?"

"They were left alive. We have some of them in our territory, some has left to the previous land of Exiles to claim the empty land. Not much casualties."

"Thank the Beef!!"

"Now if you'll excuse us.. Natasha seems to be on a winning streak... Shes such a good liar.. "

"Thank you for your time sire!!"
said the liutenant and headed back to their land, singing strange chant to curse the exiles.

"Oh we have the Beef!
Oh we have the Beef!
Oh we have the Beef steak in our hands
Oo how you thee... watch us in jealousy!
Oh we have the Beef steak in our hands!!

The exiles are!
The exiles are!
The exiles are a puny vegetarian!!
Oo how we do... pity you for ever!!
For you exiles are a puny vegetarian!! WOOO!!"

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"Greetings people of Beefdom! My name is Lacy. And last winter I have married to King Yoyoma II the great, making me the Queen of Beefdom. Many of you may doubt my loyality to this country as I was the former Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese. However I assure you, the consulate is loyal to the king of all kings, King Yoyoma. Some of you may have heard that my Brother, Clay have declared independence and are fighting the brave forces of beefdom. However this was never my intention, and I here by announce Clay to be a rebel. Traitor to both the Consulate and Beefdom! Ten gold pieces will be offered to those who tells us the accurate location of Clay, hundred will be offered to those who brings the head of the traitor to me! I have already ordered the loyal forces of the Consulate to hunt down the rebel! So fear not my good people of beefdom! My rotten brother should not worry you for too long!"

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Meanwhile... King Ares had a dream. Of getting slapped by Beefy ten times and Pikachu getting hanged.. He woke up and thanked the lord that it was a dream.

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Inside the new found land of Kingdom of Greater Reenk and the Lesser Roink. Ex Hungry Khaan Territory. Spring- 4BB



"Hows the conquest going captain?" asked the general Reenkazoid.

"We are burning the villages, murdering the men, enslaving the women and the children general."

"Just as I wanted.. Those villainous traitors who worships the Green Shell Veggies deserves no better. We have found evidence of their betrayal have we not?"

"Yes Sire!! We are right to believe that the Hungry Horde are the remaining worshippers of veggies!! Just look at the amount of tomatoes!! And bell peppers!! And Mushrooms and and... GARLIC!!! They are soo guilty sire!! GUILTY I SAY!!"

"Too right my friend. They are quite guilty. Too guilty!! Bring me a wise old man! Any who is weak enough so I can break him in torture!!"

Old men from the near by village was brought to the Generals tent.

"Now old men... Answer me!! When did you start worhipping the veggies?? When? Huh? Was it since Pizza Khaan got on the throne? Huh Punk?"

"We never worshipped the veggies... Please..."

Reenkazoid whipped the old men and laughed in his ears.

"Hahaha!! Funny old men!! We have evidence!! Tomatoes!! Bell peppers!! Mushrooms.... and.. and.. Garlic!!!"

"To make Pizza!! You silly fool!!"

"Whip him again Captain."

"ARGH!!"

"Now answer me honestly.. Or I'll shove beef steaks in your mouth you infidel.. That should prove that your a heretic."

"Its for the pizza! I swear!!"

"Captain! Shove the steak in!!"

Soon the old men chocked to death. He couldn't figure out if he died from the suffication, or allergy to the beef steak. Anyway it was more then enough to convince Reenkazoid and thats all it mattered.

"This proves it gentlemen!! Hungry Khanate are guilty of vegetarianism!! Death to the vegetarians!! RAWR!!!"

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[Beefy187]

Deep in the territory of the Hungry Khaan - Winter 1BB

VS

Reenkazoids song for the fallen
Reenkazoid gathered his men, it seemed the Hungry Khaan was very angry about his last loss and this time, decided it would be best if he moved first.

The Hungry Khaan heard about the atrocities, that Reenk and his men had commited to his people. This only fueled his anger; as he ordered his Khanate spearmen to divide into two divisons and approach Reenkazoid from the West and north in two fronts. He did not expect them to survive, only to make Reenkazoid waste his Mass artillery(Noisy Reenks and Bowmen).

Reenkazoid saw this but failed to see though the point of it, and he ordered his men to fire, which nearly wiped out the Khanate spearmen but they held this time due to seeing it in the battle before. Reenkazoid was in a good stronghold and he saw no need to panic, he had beaten the Khaan before, it would be the same this time.

The Hungry Khaan only smiled, as his Swiss Mongols came in, hidden behind the spearmen. He was surprised when his Swiss Mongols were being put under attack by Aresean troops which just came in from the east, thwarting his men as they were being flanked. The Hungry Khaan was now concerned and only said "It's up to you..".

Reenkazoid was glad to see his allies come at just the right time but also noticed a small Calvary unit charging Aresean's flank. "It can only be the Khaan..." Reenkazoid had prepared for this chance and ordered his Zan Ma Dao (Horse Chopping Sword) men to charge and kill, The Khaan. Reenkazoid killed much of the unit at the cost of his own and found the Khaan, in one quick motion he impaled him with his sword and his men sent up a cheer....

Too soon, The Real Khaan came out with all his elite heavy cavalry and cut Reenkazoid's head off and quickly shouted to his men...."Spare no one", with Reenkazoid dead and most of his units used up, they routed and left the stronghold running; being cut down all along the way.

ATPG and Allys victory

Edit: Only Half of Aresean reinforcements survived the battle, they retreat to the Exiles land.

[Beefy187]

The sea near the exiles area - Winter 1BB

VS


King Aresea was quiet, not even his gills were moving as he shipped back to the Exiles land. He was going over in his head, just how he did not see it....a fake Khaan? "I am such a fool..." he said to himself. "I should have stopped Reenkazoid or at least retreated before I lost half my men" he keep thinking to himself. Just then a royal dolphin charged in and shouted "My lord, Decapodia is attacking, we must flee with whatever men we have before we have none left". King Aresea refused to move, as he fell into a daze, "Malacostraca Armada, attacking now??". In the end, they had to carry him to an escape ship. As he watched, in a almost blank stare at his ships being boarded and sunk.

Decapodia Victory, weakened from the battle against the Consulate, they get pushed back, and Aresea loses 2/3 of their navy

[Beefy187]

Sacred tribes of the holy mountain-Spring 4BB.



Total annihilation was the key word of the day. While few of the Areseans managed to escape the blood bathes, troops from the Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink wasn't so lucky.

They were still being chased by the hungry Khaan cavalry.

"Run it!! Run!! I'll hold them up!"

said one of the Greater Reenk troops. As they were running through the narrow mountain range, it was a perfect place to make use of the noisy Roink.

"Guess what?? We prefer Mountain ranges!"

With a huge blast, the chasers died on a direct hit. Noisy Roink trooper jumped out and gave the rest some kung fu punches.

"Oh sorry? Didn't we tell you, we get kung fu lessons?"

Noisy Roink trooper, held up the persuits for a good time, however he heard some screaming.. In his languege.

He quickly stole the horse and quickly rode to the scene.

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It was a massacre. His comrades rolled around in the pool of blood and red flesh. And there was those who stare them down coldly...

"You bastards!! I thought you were!!" Shouted the noisy Roink trooper, loading bullet in his hand cannon.

"Friends?? No.. We need no friends."

Noisy Roink trooper was shot dead with arrows, by the traitors.

"Didn't except you boys to help us.." said the Khanate troops who now caught up.

"We weren't. But we aren't your foes either."

"We'll remember that.."

Khanates retreated to their lands, giving a glance to their banner. The traitors.



Undoubtfully, it was the Shadow Bulls.

After both armies left the field, leaving the heavily wounded troops of Reenk Roink, lying on the ground, group of travellers came by.

"Hey there.. looks like you guys had a hell of a fight. Need a hand?"

Travellers, with hundred men, started treating the wounded.

"We have 237 dead and 8 barely alive."

"Well then, lets give 8 some quick treatment and carry them to Beefy. He should be able to help them."

"And the deads?"

"Give them a proper burial before someone finds us. Hurry."

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"King Beefy. I require some attention."

"Well well.. Young man. I hope you weren't responsible for those wounds."

"No sir. I was responsible for the treatments."

"Good men. Whats your name my dear?"

".... Granith. From the former Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese sir"

"Hahaha!! Very well. Thank you."
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The Aresean Isles (Exiles territory)- Summer 4BB


"We are extremely furious to announce that a foreign spy... Yet to be known which country has done it.. Has stolen are explosive chemicals used for are explosive arrows!! This is a threat to national security! And Exiles aren't happy about it!!"

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Sacred Tribes of the Holy mountains- Summer 4 BB

Beefy was worried.. But he didn't have to any more. As Pizza Khaan, Reenkmeistro, and the Mr Cashews fellow, came in the meeting hall alive.

"Haha!! I'm lucky aren't I!! Lucky!!"

"Thank you for your greeting King Beefy.. But he won't be too lucky.." said the Pizza Khaan, staring at Reenkmeistro. Who ignored him.

"Well, we are all still alive aren't we?? I'll make some tea.. No... How about a vodka?"

"No thanks Beefy, I want to keep a clear head."

"Fair enough, don't make a mess in the meeting hall would you?"

Then on came the newly wed, Yoyoma and Lacy.

"And how goes your marriage?"

"Quite well thank you. Poetry, wines, steak..... Kids.."

"Pregnent are you?? Wee hee!!!"

"Yes I am. Not sure when his coming out though."

"Well, take care of your self ey? And how goes your brother Clay?"

"Havn't heard from him. We are still looking. You wouldn't know where he is would you?"

"I do. But I'm neutral "

"Thought you might say that.."

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"Well Ladies and Gents!! We are all still alive! Love and peace baby!!"

Commence the meeting.

[Beefy187]

Pre Night write up

The Sacred Tribe of the Holy Mountain, Beefys' room. Winter- 4BB


King Beefy was sipping his tea when he noticed two men entering the room, armed to teeth.

Assassins? Well, the Sacred tribes has been pressured a little from the surrounding kingdoms, getting mindless accusations like "Coward!!" but Beefy always enjoyed being called a coward. Because coward meant peaceful and peaceful meant good. Not that he expects other kings to be peaceful.

So anyhow, he turned around with his eyes closed and suddenly went "BAH!!!" to surprise the attackers. Then when he noticed that he havn't been murdered after 2 seconds of silence, he spitted out words quickly so that the murderers will not move for a short while.

"Hey fellas!! You came to kill me didn't you? HAHA!! Thats funny! Coz the trained assassins seems to attack people when they are sleaping instead of in broad day light! So you must be noobies! Bunch of noobies!! NOOBS!! Thats right!! See, you are listning to me.. Bad boys! Assasins should kill ASAP so they don't get emotionally attached with the target and..."

"Beefy" said one of the attacker.

"Hah!! You are already falling into my ultimate trap of doom! See you are talking to me now instead of finishing the matter with your blades!! HAH! GUAR..."

"Beefy, we did not come to murder you."

Beefy finally opened his eyes and saw two kings. Quintus and taka, before him.

"Oh... Umm tea?"

"That would be nice thanks." Smiled Quintus.

"So what brings you here? Why aren't you with your people?"

"I have been enlightened... That I should stop this mad fighting at once and focus on my exams follow the path of tea."

"But you are soo young!! Only the old gets the privilage to master tea and flowers and gardening!"

"So we ordered our people to migrate to some distant land. Dislocated island with out anyone living there. We already gave up our army to one of the kings. So our people can start their new lives, and we can start ours."

"Hmm... Very well then. If thats what you want."


iirc takas army will be given to Reenk and half of his land will be given to Yoyoma and other half to Reenk. QJCs army will be given to ATPG and his land is up for the grabs.

Proper night write up to follow. Eventually

Principality of Decapodia and Sacred orders of the Kobe Beef are officially out of the game

[Beefy187]

The Sacred Tribes claims nothing. Does not follow any ideology but the pursuits of peace and fighting for our independence. Thats the ideal ways don't you think?

Anyhow.. while I sort out the orders, I'll do another pre night writeup.




Somewhere in the mountain

"RUN IT GRANITH!!"

Granith made a run while his friends held the persuits off.

"Hold it right there!! We mean no harm!"

Granith was cut off by the officers.

"Then can we please go through? We mean no harm either" calmly answered Granith.

"After you answer this question... Consulate Clay. Now King Yoyoma seeks your guidance in our Kingdoms technological side. Now we have the land, funds and facility to aid the advance in techonology. But we need some brains who can help us in...."

"Tell King Yoyoma that I... Granith is loyal to the Consulate of Yaks, Liquors and Cheese. The true Consulate of Yaks, liquors and Cheese. Not the fake kingdom that my sister runs. I am loyal to the true people of the consulate, the blood of my people, the soul of my people. I will bow to king of Beefdom out of politeness but I will not kiss his heels. Anything else messenger?"

"State the price and King Yoyoma will pay."

"Denied."

"Very well... Anyway, King Yoyoma told me to be kind with you lot no matter what the answer was. So I prepared a feast. You wouldn't deny that would you?"

"My friends do need some rest. So feast would be nice honest messenger."

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"So Consulate... Are you married?" asked the beutiful Amazonian.

"I'm just a merchant called Granith... And I did know a lady called Jolie from beefdom. But strictly speaking. No I'm single."

"Never knew the men of consulate were a bunch of wusses.. Don't you fellows like drinking?"

"We love drinking. But sometimes its better to keep a clear head and stay sober. Ain't that right lads?"

"Riiiiights...... No thats Left!! AAHAHAHAHHA"

"Ok.. Maybe my men aren't much of a drinker.. But don't be fooled... Beutiful lady... Man of Consulate drinks beers as if its a water."

"Really? Who do you reckon will win if men of Beefdom and man of Consulate does a drinking contest?"

"Consulate no doubt. Since childhood, we are taught to drink... Skull to be more precise and... "

Granith wasn't sure what it was. But he could swear that he saw a star passing right past him.. When he shifted his blurry vision to the bleeding man, his not soo sober brain noticed what is really going on.

"RUUUN!!!" Granith shouted and made a ran to his horse, dodging the rain of arrow bolts. One almost got him in the chest but his men blocked it with his shield. Word of praises came up Granith's throat but he decided not to as he saw second and third bolt, knocking down his savior. Fair few made it to their horses, and started running. But cavalry appeared in the dark, blocking their path.

"Heres the answer just incase you didn't hear them!"

Granith chucked a bottle of chemical, blowing up the blockers.

And they ran... they ran... they ran...

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Granith looked over the shoulders at his exausted men.
"Fun party" he said, causing laughter amongst his men.

After they got over the fact that they survive the trap, they finally went sober and discussed what just happened.

"Do you think that was Beefdom sir?"

"I don't know" Garanith replied. "It could be the Shadow Bulls or anyone else who hates Beefdom. I did notice the ladys surviving so I would say it was Beefdom but..."

"But sir?"

"Well I learnt something. If I am sitting with a beutiful blonde girl just for little chit chat with my enemy.... Expect something bad to happen."

Granith quickly prayed for his dead comrades and continued onwards with the journey... And realised.

"Bugger.. We left our tents didn't we" and he looked at his men. "We'll be sleeping on rocks for the next couple nights.."


Kingdom of Beef/ Holy Theocracy of the Shadowbull boarders. Winter 4BB

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The guards were in the exact same location at the exact same time, enjoying the exact same situation.... Barbeque.
Perfectly peaceful sunday afternoon, just slightly more cautious compared to last time.

"You heard about it right?" said one of the amazonians.
"Heard it? Define it?" Replied the Cafe Late peasant
"It!! You know!! The whole Shadow Bullies... claiming to be our friends all along.. Deciding to attack our allys Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink and all."
"Yea totes!! I reckon!! What the heck were they thinking anyway? I mean its not like they did much in the battle. Just wiping out the troops routing."
"They probebly just wanted some blood... I mean they are called the 'Shadow' Bull for a reason yea?"
"I dunno about that buddy..
"Speaking of the devil, ain't that the banner of the Shadow Bullies?"



"Your right... Get in to the lines!! Forget barbeques!! Eat later!! Hurry!!"
"Maybe they are looking for the veggies again.. Just like last time.."
"Maybe... Maybe not.."

Beefdom soldiers had to duck under their shields as the arrows started dropping on them. Shadowbull warriors charged at the Beefdom soldiers, using their numbers.

"Damn it!"

Beefdom soldiers started fighting. Once they were mighty warriors. But after a long years of peace, they were slower... weaker.. Fatter..

Twenty minutes was enough for the Shadowbull warriors to march onwards. While they did not have many men, it was enough for a surprise attack against their former masters.

"March onwards" said the captain of the Shadowbull... In his dark.. cold voice.

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"Yet again.. We were too late.. Bury the dead and treat the wounded. If there is anyone capable of opening their eyes with out, eye balls dropping out, bring them to me. Tell them Granith wishes their presece.

[Beefy187]

Slowly going through my orders.. And came across a couple more things I better mention before all the fighting happens

Pre Night write up the III

Land of the Hungry Khaan- Winter 4BB



The hordes of the Hungry Khaan worriedly watched the group of ambassadors from Beefdom entering the tent of their khaan. They had no clue about what they were here for...

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"Welcome ambassador. Well, we don't have much to offer besides some liquors and Pizza... Oh and we have Cashews and milk if you want that?"

"No thanks great Khaan. We are here to discuss you about the terms... Remember when you went through the consulates land before the battle against the Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink? Well seeing as Beefdom is now in charge of the land, I gave you the permission to go through are land without getting harassed by our force, as long as you pay the price. Only those who are under the wings and guidance of the great King Yoyoma may go through our lands for free."

"Yes I do remember something like that.. Vaguely."

"So we accept the payment. I advice you not to refuse it. Because refusing means war. And war means total annihilation of your troops. You don't want that do you?"

"Not really, no."

"Then please consider making the payment early... We don't accept cheques."


Ill wait for ATPG to send me the orders regarding this issue.

Also, I wasn't exactly told about how much Beefdom wanted, so I would like to ask King Yoyoma to inform Pizza Khaan about it

Sorry about this last minute stuff. Least I remembered it before its too late

[Beefy187]

The original land of the Sacred Orders of the Kobe Beef- Spring 5BB



"Halt!!! Halt!!! You there, ride now and warn the people!! Shadow Bulls are here!!!"

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"Good people of the Kobe Beef!! We are not here to kill! But we are here to test your faith!! Now we heard that there is a cult of vegetarianism going on here. If you know about those traitors, please tell us immediately."

".... That house over there. Theres vegetarians over there."

"Liar!! Its that house over there!!"

"Why you!!!"

The riders of the Shadowbull observed the people of the sacred orders blaming each other.. They sighed and realised how much the vegetarianism have been infecting the land.

"Very all... We'll kill you all" Shadowbull warrior raised his hand and.... realised his mistake.

The people who have been fighting each other have all turned to the Shadowbull riders..

"Good people of the Sacred orders!! The true citizens!! This is madness!! We must burn the heretics!!" Shadowbull riders screamed. There was no point. Only a few turned to their friends and tackled them down. But those few got stamped on and murdered with by the masses.

Shadowbull riders was attacked by from all directions. They had no choice but to pull out their swords and swing them around.. Cutting anything which gets in their way.

"Take one or two!! Burn them on the cross!! Bail!! Bail!!"

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Heretics burns on the hills.

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Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink- Spring 5BB



"Khaan.. Did I ever tell you how much I hate silence? It creeps me"

"Its the silence before the storm. It'll be noisy in few minutes. Now go feed the pizzas. Boost their morales. And let us march to the enemy."

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Few horsemen rode a head, including the Khaan who were to command them.

"Umm Khaan? Wouldn't it be really foolish for you to lead... the scouts??"

"Why is that soldier?"

"Like.. You are the Khaan and everything. And you know.. The enemy might be like... Going to target you?"

"Well because I'm Khaan and everything, I will be more cautious.. So we reduce casualties."

"Khaan!! Watch out!! Its the suicidal enemy with strapped on explosive belt!!"

"Retreat!!"

*KABOOOM!!!!

"Whats the damage?"

"Two dead and three wounded sir.."

"Lets go onwards"

"Khaan!! Watch out!! Its the suicidal enemy with strapped on explosive belt!!"

"RETREAT!!"

*KABOOOM!!!!"

"Whats the damage?"

"Two dead and two wounded sir.."

"Lets go onwards"

"Khaan!! Watch out!!......"

X 151!! (Gotta catch them all!! Join Pokemon mafia!!)

"Whats the damage?"

"One dead and none wounded sir.."

"We are obviously getting better at this. So you lot hiding over there!! Your explosive belt tactic is useless now!!!"

"WHAT?? WHY??"

"Because we are on horsies and your not!!"

"But we know Kung Fu!!"

"Tell you what.. Why don't you actually... consider the meaning of life. Tell your king to respect your lives instead of sending out with explosive belts."

"Ok then... We won't do this"

"Good"

"We won't strap on explosive belts"

"Good"

"We won't chase around your scouts"

"Good.. Now lets go onwards."

"But I never said about using your lads to suicide..."

"???"

"MOVE YOU SLAVES OR WE WILL KILL YOU!!!"

It was the slaves captured during the campeign against the hungry hordes. All holding reprica weapons.. Strapped with explosive belts...They tried to run other way but Phalanx pikemans were blocking that way. Stabbing everyone who dares go that way. When most of them got near the khaan, begging to save their lives, one of the Noisy Reenk survivor fired his cannon at the slaves.

"Dude... Thats not fair."

*KABOOOOOM!!!!!!

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"Tell King Reenk.. We've killed their Khaan. Casualties were trivial. Few patriots and slaves."

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"So Khaan dummy number one is dead... I mourn your death."

"What sir?"

"Lets move onwords.. We have some killing to do."

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Due to the bravery of the pizza Khaan scouts, they were able to sprain most of the traps.

Reenk put up a good fight as he had all sorts of artillaries. However they weren't able to hold off the mass numbers coming from all directions. Reenk Roinks troop had no idea how... But it seems Pizza Khaan knew the geography of this area very well.

They were able to flank them, surround them and kill them.

With no country of their own to protect, the troops from the Sacred Orders didn't fight with their full strength. Rather when the odds were in their enemies favour, they scattered.

Finally Khanates reached the palace of Reenk Roink. The elite Kung Fu masters guarding the area, killed nearly 10 "Khaans" But it seems, no matter how many they killed, they kept claiming that Khaan was fake and the real khaan is still alive.. By the time they opened Reenks room, even the Khanate troop gave up finding the real Khaan.

"Reenkmeistro "

"Indeed thats me.. I guess its the end of me then. What you going to do with me?"

"Well you did enslave our women and massacred our men. Even sent them against us, strapping on explosives."

"So?"

"Penalty is death. Your head will be chomped, bodies decapitated.. Your head will be stuck on pikes and goes up on the top of this palace for all to see."

"Not a pleasant way to go is it?"

"You should be happy that we're not going to do that to every one of your people."

"Well.. I hate to die that way, so as long as I have my life.. I'll cling on it."

So it begun... Jackie Chen, Bruce Lee, Jet Li style fighting. Where whole gang of soldiers heads for the hero.. And then get smashed. Reenkmeistro seemed unstoppable.. However he was only human after all.. After 20 minutes of brusing every challengers... He finally started to shake. Then he was finished off by one of the Swiss Pikemans.

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"So where was the real khaan?"

"On foot.. Slowly marching with the Swiss Mongols. You would think the leader will march with their own troops right?"

"Genious.. Clearly genious... Good thing Swiss Mongols aren't like those treacherous Shadow Bulls.."

"Yea. Apparently they all followed our Khaans commands as if they are his troops."

"Nice allies to have in difficult times hey"

"Yup."


Reenkmeistro was defeated in the battle. Only a handful survived and fleed to Aresean forts.
Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink is defeated and the land are now under Khanates control.

Khanate took a heavy casualties losing 1/6th of their entire force including the Swiss Mongols.]



RIP

[Beefy187]

The land of the exiles. Owned by the Kingdom of Aresea- Spring 5BB



After the crime they have comitted, men of White_eyes and their followers were exiled to this distant land. King Yoyoma thought the exiles were no threat in the land with nothing but sand, but after the discoveries of silver mines and various rare metals, Exiles was able to make fortunes out of it.

However, their lives weren't easy. As the land was already occupied with aggressive barbarians, always eagar to snatch a bit of shiny things. Already low in numbers, house of White_eyes had no choice but to go on defensive, fortifying using their technology, and slowly increasing their man... Making alliance treaty with the locals. They were betrayed many times.. But eventually they made a country out of barbarians, rejects... and the noble... yet exiled men of White_eyes.

Of all the forts, the one located on the Mt uppljóstrun, Mountain of Betrayal were by far the oldest.. And the strongest. Their flank are surrounded by mountains, and from the top, they were able to observe the entire land of the exiles. The only entrance is the front entry. To get there, theres only one way. 300 meters up a steep hill. Get passed a 30 meters tall stone wall covered by archers and various artillary. Then infiltrate the main hall which was easily defendable.

The main gate was covered with sharp spikes, stabbing anyone who dares challenges the door.
Inside there is a narrow pathe, filled with pikemans and archers.

(If you can't picture it, think Helms deep from LotR)

The freshly arrived Areseans had difficulties adapting in the tough nature of this land. As some of the men of Aresea were... what others might call "an fish". Many fell as they weren't able to find food or a water with the right tempereture. But they learned to adapt.

Areseans prepared for possible invasions. They stock piled the food... Mainly fishes from the coast, and some half rotten veggitables left by the previous owners. They did not welcome it. But if they had no choice, they would rather fresh veggies then half rotten.

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Coast of the exiles land. Spring 5BB

Eventhough they were defeated, Areseans still had one of the best navy in the region. Not to mention, all of their men was capable of diving and act as a navy them selves. The first to spot the invaders was one of the scouts. Being a fish, they were harder to get spotted in a pitch dark.

The ships seemed to be like a trade ships. However it seemed odd that soo many were coming in the same directions. The scout saw the men carrying weapons. This was enough reason for the scout to go back the king and prepare for the possible invasion.

Backbone of the Aresean navies are not its ships. But the fishes who can dive under water and make holes in the hostile transport. Ships were controlled by skilled sailers, able to manuever around and ram into the sie of the enemy. However they were unfortunate.. that the hostiles were led by no soldiers. Rather a suicidal mad men.

Areseans warned the enemy ships to halt, however when they saw the ships ignoring their orders and kept moving, Areseans decided that this is invasion and a threat.

Aresean fleet came out of the port, preparing for the naval battle. It seemed the transport boat was no match against the proper navy fleet in size and speed. Fish soldiers dived down and started punching holes in the front row ships, while Aresean navy judged that they can just ram straight into them and the battle will be over.

However when the Aresean fleet touched the first few ships, huge explosion killed both the ship and the man under the water.. Too late for changing directions. They weren't able to dodge the next lot of suicidal ships. The mighty fleet of the Areseans... was massacred.

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However it was the exiles who were going to regret it. As there were hardly any men in the city. Just the arrows raining from the uppljóstrun fort. The exiles stook cover and slowly advanced towards the fort. It was too steep. Not even the heavily armed men of the exiles were able to get through. If only they had those explosive arrows... But they didn't.

They had no choice but to get out of the arrow range. Back to the ships, and join the other invasion crews.


"Are they here yet?"

"About time!! Here comes the Honored Helms!!"

The men armed with explosive arrows came off the boat and quickly got into cover.

"Our mission here is surpressing fire while others sabotages the important facility... GO NOW!!"

The explosive arrows was fired near the enemy fort.. Enough to surpress them with sounds and flying hot dusts. Black smoke covered the screen, while the cavalry rode around, torching important enemy facilities. Ports, markets, barracks.

"Our job here is done. Quickly retreat!!"

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Port Sarathos was getting crowded..

[Beefy187]

Island of the exiles, Late Spring 5BB



The honored helms left behind were excited for the enemy to come. The plan of pure genious.. Who would've thought of it?

When the captain saw two flags, waving on the incoming fleet of boats, he grinned.



"Ah so it was Beefdom and the puny consulates who wanted to take our land. Well.. Come on then!! Come and get it!!"

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"You sure King Yoyoma is in the right mind? I mean.. I heard Greyblades bragging... 'Our island is now a fortress!! Mwahahaha' You sure this is a good idea?"

"Well.. Heres the orders from King Yoyoma.." said the captain in charge, opening the scroll. "It says.. 'We are really just annoying the exiles. Nothing more. Do not invade. Just shoot some artilary or two from a safe location to bombard their coastal city.' Well you heard the men.. Lets start this party!!"

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Honored helm squad was dissapointed when the fleet kept sailing instead of coming towards the island. Then he was panicked when he saw firey balls coming to his general directions.

"Take cover!!!"

Coastal cities bombarded. Few of the ports destroyed

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Coast of the Hungry Hordes territory- when the exiles Island were bombarded

Luckily the "navy".... well.. its more like a fleet of fishing boat... of the exiles were safe. Infact they were just passing by the Royal navy of the Khanates.

"So you guys expect us to defend your land while you guys sail of to who knows where?" the khanate captain said.

"Thats the plan my friend!! God Speed!!"

"Yea what ever.. Our navy should be able to defeat anyone"

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Two hours after they passed the Royal navy. Exiles landed on the..... Hungry Hordes territory. Capturing their land and fortifying. Luckily they weren't nasty like the invaders from the Kingdom of Greater Reenk and Lesser Roink. No citizens were harmed.

C14 and C15 are now under the Exiles Control

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The combined navy of Beefdom and the Consulate met the Royal fleet of Khanate at D8. As the Khaan knew that this was headed for their home, thanks to the threat made by King Yoyoma, they immediately prepared to fight.

Beefdom and Consulate sailors initially prepared for the battle. But after 20 minitues of fighting the one of the best navy in the region, they thought it is far better to make a landing on the consulate land and move via land while they hold the hostile navy off.

Most of the army were safe but 30 percent of the allied ships are now destroyed. The rest hurried back to the port of the Consulate.

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E,F 14. Hungry Hordes Territory. Summer- 5BB

The allied forces finally reached the Hungry Hordes territory, after a bit of force marching. The scouts told them that the Hungry Hordes army are on the way, however it will take a while. The allied forces easily cracked through the boarder guards. Capturing a few, killing those who fought till the last breath. Then couple men on horses delivered the head of those who were slained to the port of the Consulate. They immediately understood the joke. And catapulted the heads in to the exiles territory... Just to annoy them.

The officers caught in this campeign were noodled to death first. Then packed in the pretty box and sent to the Khaan. With the message saying "Sorry, no Credit or CODs"

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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull. Summer-5BB


In the theocracy who were celebrating the completion of constructing the Great wall of the Shadow bulls, has been hearing some strange rumours. Mainly on how Roy the mad is not mad.. Infact very sane. and that he is merely an out of work actor, posing as a religious wacko, in order to try and get over the fact that nobody would ever hire him otherwise to play a major role. His entire previous career was in small pupetry stages, doing commercials for fruit-of-the-loon medieval leggings, and some anti itch creams.

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Again the leaders were invited to the meeting by the Sacred Tribes of the Holy mountain. No one denied it except those who were dead. Beefy didn't come to greet the leaders. However Yoyoma did spot Beefy, talking to a young men which somewhat resembles King Reenk.

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I think thats it. Pm me for the request to do some epic cover ups.
Otherwise, please start Day 6

[Beefy187]

Be ready for alot of Yoyomaness tonight.


Beefdom, army camp. Commanding base. 54 km away from the central area of the Hungry Hordes. Winter- 5BB



"Yoyo. Why aren't we leading the army and actually doing something?"

"We've been doing that... for the last 37 hours Lace."

"Why aren't we doing that now?"

"Because its night. We can't see things at night.. So its better to sit tight until the sun rises up high."

"You have a point... But..." said Lacy. She was fully convinced by Yoyomas reasoning. Yet she couldn't hold her still. She walked around the room, fully dressed in armour, while Yoyoma, laid on the bed in his silk sleeping cloths.

"Relax Lacy" said Yoyoma. "You walking around won't make the sun come out any faster"

"It could!!" replied Lacy. "Well at least, it makes me feel like the morning is going to come sooner."

Yoyoma rolled his eyes. While he didn't mind a fully armed women walking around in the same room with him, he did start thinking ideas to get her in a comfirtable dress, relaxed and sleeping just to kill some time. And he did come up with a idea.

"Lacy? Do you know why my family is called the Yoyomas?" He asked.

"Not really sure Yoyo.. why?"

"Really? I'm sure your father knew about it."

"Well... My father was already dead by the time I was born." she said, staring at a empty space.

Bugger. Yoyoma thought to him self. Topic about Lacys father was a big taboo in this house hold.

"Sorry... Anyway!! My family was given the name Yoyoma, thanks to our superior Yoyo skill. Which I believe you never seen before. King Beefy... My fathers father. Oh and now deceased men called Sarathos who was my fathers brother was a big fan of my fathers Yoyo skills. 500 years ago my ancestor was awarded with the title of Yoyoma which stands for Yoyo master. Thats why we are called the Yoyomas."

"Facinating.. Could I witness the art of Yoyo?" Lacy chuckled.

"Sure."

So Yoyoma pulled out his Yoyo and started with the most basic skill.. Walk the dog.

By the time Yoyoma got to Ladder Escape Lacy was soo impressed by the trick, that her eyes was shining in curiosity and asked for Yoyo tutoring.

"Tell you what? Why don't you go take those armours off? You have to be light has possible in order to do the hard tricks."

When Lacy went and took her armors off, Yoyoma silently celebrated as his plan was a success.

[Beefy187]

Yoyomas stronghold. Hungry Hordes territory- Winter- 5BB



Early morning, Yoyoma was already moving around, discussing strategies with his generals.

"Hows our conquest going?"

"Firstly Sir, what you should know that the territory of the Hungry Hordes are mostly plain. Their cities are camps. They are made to migrate around at will."

"Whats your point general?"

"My point is that, there is no...cities to conquer. We just push back their forces. But thing is, most of them are on horses, allowing them to manuever around our forces."

"Put some guards on Beefys boarders. I'm guessing that paths will be used."

"Already done sir."

"And send a elite squad up north.. I have a plan."

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The exiles camp. Hungry Hordes territory- Winter- 5BB



"INCOMING!!"

The soldiers who were sleeping started strapping on their armours quickly as possible.
As flaming arrows came raining on the exiles camp.
It was followed by hordes of Bull Knights.. Knights riding on a Bull.

(by =bonzaialsatian Deviant art. Used without permission )

The power of the bulls were able to
tore down the towers, penetrate the tent, causing blood bathes inside. Then there was those Amazonians and Cafe Lateans on the back of those bulls, causing massacre and Chaos to the unprepared Exile warriors.

Only few managed to get ready for the battle. However the captain of the Beefdom ordered to stop attacking.

"Men of the exiles. We are not here to kill everyone of you. So if you wish, you may go back to your king."

Doubting, the warriors of the exiles didn't lower their weapons.

"Look at you. You are out numbered. You have no chance of victory. Isn't it much better to just... run away?"

After a breif moment of silence, the exiles captain shouted in their languege.

"Retreat in orderly fasion! Go!"

The assault was successful.

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Isles of Aresea- Spring 5BB

The storm which approached from the north of the isles, fortunately went passed, heading west.
According to the scientists, the storm is pass without hitting any of the land in the area.

While they celebrated the fact that their ocean mine fields were safe, they were not too luck by the fact that there was a fleet sailing towards their direction.

"Who are they? The Shadow Bulls?"

"No... They are one of us."

"Why then? Why are they heading dead straight? They are going to hit our mine fields!!"

*KABOOM!!!

the ship on the front explodes. From the ship, scraps of metal bits rained in the water, exploding a few more.

From the rest of the fleet, they started firing any stuff they could find. Folks, spoons.. Anything which can be fired and can damage a glass orb.

After 2 hours of firing, the mine fields were no more. The transport ships taken from the exiles camp in the Hungry Hordes area, retreated to safety before the Exiles navy was ready to fight.

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Land of the exiles... Aresean territory- Spring 6BB



After months of siege, Areseans were running low on food supply. At this stage, most people on the island knew that the Areseans were one of the veggie eaters. However, even vegetables were running out in the fortress.

Exiles on the other hand. Knew everything about the fortress. From their strength, to their weaknesses as they were the ones who built the fortress in the first place.

Now it was the time to strike.

The plan was simple. Yet effective.
They would strap on their explosive chemical of doom, which they use even for cooking, on to their lovely steam driven horse. And charge at the fortress walls.

Ofcause, depending on where the chemical is strapped on, it can easily be countered with arrows breaking the orb.

However, by this stage, Areseans in the fortress had almost no will to fight. Expect the King him self whos survival was the first priority. Though, King wasn't that skilled in terms of archery.

Knowing that it was the only chance of his survival, King immediately started shooting when he noticed the Horsey, charging at the Fortress. He couldn't hit a single arrow..

*KABOOMA!!!

King fell off the wall as the impact was soo large. He found him self surrounded by the exiles warrior. It was a miracle in the first place that he survived the fall.. But what do you expect from a half human, half fish?

Anyway, the king whispered "Bloody Greyblades".... And that was the last word by the good king.

King of the Areseans are dead. Kingdom of Aresea is now controlled by the exiles

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Land of the Hungry Hordes. Spring- 6BB



At spring, the bored warriors of Beefdom has finally met their foes. Army of the Swiss Mongols were around as usual. Accompanied by few horsies from the Hungry Khan, army given by QJC... And surprising presence of Buranda.

On Beefdoms side.... There was ever eagar Amazonians, loyal Beefdom soldiers... Blood thirst brave men of Caffe Late.... and... Strange.. The consulates are gone missing... Along with Lacy.

Yoyoma sighed and ordered his man to make a strong hold on the high hills as he was somewhat... Ok.. Very out numbered. But the satisfied alliance of Pizza, who had their pizza before the battle as always, didn't allow Beefdom troops to "prepare" for battle.

They immediately charged foward, started shooting balistas, trebuchets and catapalts soon as they were in range. As the foot soldiers started marching towards the Beefdom formation slowly.. but steadily.

Beefdom soldiers had no choice but to charge foward so that all the annoying artilaries would stop.
Army of Beefdom crashed head to head with the Swiss Mongols and Burandians and Decapodians and some Khanates.

Amazonians were on a killing spree, as they were away from the battle for too long. Even the Swiss pikemans were no match for those "THIS IS SPARTA" style lunatics.

However the tide of battle changed when squad of archers came up on the hill, starting to shoot.... sigh... Explosive arrows. Which is said that they are likely to explode at will, without the help of the exiles titanium building thingo. However, luckily the Khanate decided that rather then thinking about it, they would just keep shooting... For the Khanate!! Rawr!

This wrecked havoc the Beefdom soldiers who were pushing back the alliance army despite the disadvantage in numbers.

Yoyoma, seeing as his army was being pushed back for the first time in the battle, decided that he should regroup. He ordered the cavalry to charge at the archers on the hill top and rally his troops there. What he didn't expect was the consulate soldiers, arriving in the battle field. Led by Lacy her self.

He thought of keep charging at the archers along with the consulate troops for dissapearing without his permission, but decided that they are allys after all. And any army on their side will be helpful.

So he ordered his cavalry to charge at the alliance infantry once more, who seem to be slightly nervous about the arrival of new foes.

He noticed the arrow stopped firing. Lacy leading the charge of her soldier.

She must be amatuar.. Yoyoma thought to him self. As Lacy charged straight at beefdom soldier rather then going around to flank the enemy. No matter. Least it gives them momentum...

Within 6 minutes, Yoyoma was captured. His amazonians, Cafe lateans and Beefdom soldiers was massacred.. Surrounded by enemies... ENEMIES.

Princess Lacy of Beefdom.... No... Consulate Lacy finished off the last of the Beefdom troops. And headed for Yoyoma. Before Yoyoma could even think of saying a joke.. Like.. "You look beutiful in enemies cloths as well" Lacy reached for her sword and.... stopped her sword just before Yoyomas neck. And asked.

"Wheres the Yoyo?"

Yoyoma squeezed out his voice and said. "Left pocket"

Lacy nodded in sign of appreciation and chopped Yoyomas head off.
Then she reached for the yoyo.

"Bugger... I should've asked how to do Eiffle Tower before killing him... Ah well.."

The battle was over. Yoyoma is dead.

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Holy theocracy of the Shadowbulls- Spring 6BB



"Umm sir... Weren't we going to slay those evil Exiles?? And veggie eaters?"

"No trooper!! The basic of warfare is defence!! NOW SAY IT!! DEFENCE!!"

"Defence... sir.... But I mean.. We've been cursing those exiles for three years now sir.. And we've been..."

"Cowaring behind walls!? Was that what you were going to say?? No Trooper!! Safety precautions! Its called gathering inteligence before striking out... No wait... Its called being smart!! Why attack when we have such a nice pwetty walls?? HUH???"

"My a a... apologies sir!! I did not mean that!!"

"Ofcause you didn't!! Now is there anything more you want to say before I order you to eat your biscuits and drink your tea?"

"Yes sir! Yoyoma has fallen in battle."

"I know that. Whats next?"

"Consulate Lacy announced the..."

"Enough about her. My father told me to stay away from pwetty women. Next"

"Beefy summons you to the next meeting."

"Ah! Thats more like it. Prepare my horse! And you!! Have your Bikkies!!"

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Consulates of Yaks Liquors and Cheese. Spring 6BB



*HAIL LACY!!!

"Firstly.. Good people of the Consulate. I must apologize for my action. I didn't want to hide my intention to you, but I thought it was necessary. But the tyrant Yoyoma is no more!! You are once again free!!!"

*HAIL LACY!!!

"Secondly. People of Beefdom. When I was appointed as Queen of Beefdom, I never lied when I said 'I will serve Beefdom'. It was that tyrant Yoyoma I swored to destroy. No one else! I hope you will continue to have me as your ruler. Now we had enough blood shed. As my goal to destroy Yoyoma is now completed, I will now persuit my original dream. To turn this kindom to loving and caring community. To end all wars. To persuit the peace. I here by declare the foundation of Holy Bovine Empire!! More announcement will be made shortly by Real me appropriate person at the appropriate time. However, I have to go to the meeting in haste. Again, I apologise for abandoning you eventhough it was never my intention. And I thank you for staying loyal in the most difficult time."


Thermal Mercury and Yoyoma is now dead. My deepest regrets as both of you were an fine player.

Please understand that I am working hard to end this game quickly as possible without making people go "this is rigged" I thank you for your understanding.

Good luck in the next game.. If there is ever to be one

[Beefy187]

Pre night up 1

Holy Theocracy of Shadowbull Autmn 6BB



As usual, Roy started his speach with naughty words.

"Those pigs in the Exiles are traitors to all of us on this island! No ruler has never banned meat in the whole island... Beef Lord has punished the Areseans, and they are now dead for their heresy. Now it is Exiles turn! We could wait for the Beef Lord to punish them. But I say we do the lords work! Killing the hretics is not murder! It is the path to heaven!!

Come forth, priests!"

*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THE VEGGIES!!!

"DEATH TO THE VEGGIES!!"

*CURSE THE VEGGIES, CURSE THEM!! PFFT PFFT!! HAIL ROY!!!

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"Long time no see Captain. How are things in the Kobe Beef?"

"Purged sir. Chaos. Most good citizens left when taka announced to join the ways of neutralness and peace. Those left are rejects... like Vegetarians for example."

"And??"

"We captured many of them. Crucified and burned them."

"GOOD!! Crucifiction is exactly what we need in these tough times.Keep up your good work"

"Yes sir."

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[Beefy187]

Extremely quick night write up... See what if I can finish them all in one go...


Holy Theocracy of Shadow Bull- Winter 6BB



"Sir!! Sir!!"

"BLEGH! Soldier! You dare to rush in MY room? When I am sipping my tea!!"

"No excuse sir! But, I have a urgent news!!"

"How urgent is it? Is it soo urgent that you have to intrupt the tea time?"

"Maybe..."

"Is the level of urgentness about not having a box of biscuits in front of you when your having tea urgent?"

"My apologies sir.. I do not understand that metaphor."

"Ofcause you don't... well since I spilled half the tea when you arrived, lets have it. Whats up?"

"Mercenaries sir!! You've been nagging me for mercenaries for 5-6 years now!!"

"Have I? Well what about mercenaries?"

"They're here sir!!"

"What? I must see them then!!"

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"Mercenaries!! Are you ready to RAMBO!!!??"

*RAWR!!!

"Are you ready to burn all the infidels on bonfire?? Are you ready to penetrate those veggies with your pikes?"

*RAWR!!!

"Do you like killing more then your breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

*rawr....

"I'll say it again.. Do you like killing more then anything?"

*I prefer money... SLAP... hey Hinkel.. Don't be rude to our new masters...... RAWR!!!

"Good. Very good mercenaries! I am eagarly waiting for your service. Any questions?"

A mercenary stood up and asked..
"Will we get our breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

"Yes mercenary. You will be."

"When do we get our money?"

"Each time after the battle. You will get the promised amount and not one penny more."

*Do we get to bed.... SLAP... hey Hinkel... We're supposed to keep that plan secret.... RAWR!!!

"Good I believe there is no more questions left... Dismissed."

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"How was it sir? How was the mercenaries."

"If I had the authority... I will tied them up and launch them on the catapults at the exiles...."

"I'm glad you like them sir."

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The Hungry Hordes. Winter 6BB



"Are you sure my friend?"

"I am definitely definitely sure."

"Are you definitely definitely definitely sure?"

"YES! For Pizzas sake... Stop that. Yes I have decided. I am leaving this land for good."

"But TheFlax??"

"Mr Peanut thank you very much..."

"Mr Peanut... Where are you off to? Surely there is no better place then your house? Your kingdom?"

"My friend... There is one thing that I never told you.... My real name..."

"Your real name?"

"My name is Mace Windu!! I am a Jedi warrior from the Peanut Galaxy."



""

"It is true. And you are dead wrong my friend.. I have a home.." said Mr Peanut... no Master Windu. Slowly accending to the sky, accompanied by Unicorns, Hippy Lepricorns and various other mystical animal. Expression of Joy spreaded across Master Windus' face. He was happy... Covered with Milk... Cashews awaits for him in the after life...

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Original exiles territory. Exiles x Buranda boarder line. Spring 7BB

On one side, there was the victorious army of the exiles. With the shining medal of glory, they slowly started to assemble in the Exiles x Buranda boarders.. On the other side. There was pathetic force of the Burandans. Desperately hanging on to the hope of survival. Hoping that the Lord Chancellor him self will come and rescue them... However... The odds were bad... Bad rumours started to arrive as they heard about their Lord Chancellor...Massacring thousand of those who opposed him. Republic was now a joke... Tyranny would be a better word. Many weeped the reality in his country... Chaos. No matter how many time his people begged their leader to do something about it... All he said was. "Kill those who dares to fight against me.."

At the Exiles surprise, arriving on the battle field was Burandas army. It was a tradition to raise their banner, when they are prepared for the battle. But this army came marching with a white banner.. Sign of surrender...

The leader of its army was well trusted leader of Buranda.. People once said if anyone but Lord Chancellor Blackadder, it was this man.. Sir Andres the Great (Don't whip me...) would be the one.
Many wrote poems about Sir Andres' beuty. However his handsome face was covered with painful bruises.. Cut wounds... And burn marks. As he approached closer, Greyblades realised Sir Andres had a eye patch... Perhaps his eye balls were torn out.

"Greyblades... We come in peace" said Andres, squeezing his voice out. "It was Blackadder.. He caught me and tortured me... I had enough. I secretly ordered my most trust worthy men to gather and ran away.. To join your army.. I beg you Greyblades.. I beg you to help me over throw that tyrant Blackadder.. Please..."

More will abandon Blackadder unless he starts doing something about it..

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Land closest to the Exiles Island. Spring- 7BB

"You sure you don't want our help?"

"Good friend.. You seem like a good fellow. I don't want you coming along with us."

"Why not?"

"We zealots are.... practically suicide squads. We die for our faith. We are different from you warriors."

"God spead brae men of Shadow Bulls... Come back alive."

"Don't worry... We'll smile at you lot from the sky up high.."

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Zealots lowered their 10 men boat.. And began to row at the Island.... 2kms away... 1kms away and....

*KABOOM!!!

One boat leading the way was immediately torn apart, while those who were close flipped over and fell in the water.. never came back up..

Water changed from deep blue to crimson red..

"Stop sailing!!!" said the captain..

He dived under water and saw ropes... and on the top of it... the chemicals vials.

"Good thing we are on a small boat.. We finally figured out their secret of the mine fields."

The zealots started diving in the water, cutting the ropes with their knives and collecting the vials. When they were finally done..They started rowing at the island again.. This time with a weapon other then knives.

Zealots hoped for a victory. As they knew they out number the defending force by a large margin.. However, when they saw, arrows raining on the landing beach, their comrades blown up due to the explosion of the chemicals they were holding.. and the explosion caused by the other chemical explosion... Not to mention the arrows it self exploding.... Zealots were wiped out in less then three minutes. If there was any thing they achieved, it was the fact that they got rid of the mine fields... Second will be....

"Bugger... I liked that beach..."

"So did I..."

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I got couple more things to write.. But I have to end it here as I'm off to school soon

Maybe tonight... Most likely tommorow..