Noble Sons II- Summary Thread

[Beefy187]

The land of the exiles. Spring 7BB


"Nasty..."

"Yes this was from when I was caught from the 7th time... Lord Chancellor was paranoid at this stage.. He thought it will be pleasant if he would just chop my ears off."

"What about the eyes?"

"Oh.. This was from the 5th time... Lord Chancellor decided that it would be funny if..."

"Enough of that.. Medic?"

"Its genuine sir... No mad man will do such a thing to him self... Even if will do good for their country."

"Very well.. Brother Andres... Please follow me... I'll show you around."

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Greyblades and Andres walked out of the tent. Suddenly Greyblades kicked Andres to the ground and pointed his sword on Andres soft neck...

"I thought you are.... Well you can't be pleasant as you are exiles and all... At least slightly more peaceful then Blackadder..."

"I am peaceful. Loving and caring to those who are loyal... Not for those trecherous man..."

"What are you talking about?"

"I applaud your courage. Letting your lord, cutting your ears, taking your eye balls.. Your plan almost worked.."

After a brief silence, Andres sighed and said.

"How did you find out?"

"When you are running secret operation, you always take a men who you can trust completely. Those Burandans were not bad in terms of loyality. But they prefered their lives rather then your countries fate... Your soldiers and my men was having lunchs together. Well... By my soldiers I mean spies, incredibly skilled in areas of gathering inteligence.. So my spies were talking about trivial things like the current state in Buranda... All it takes is a nice friendly atmosphere and a drop of alchol... One soldiers mentioned something along the lines of his family in Buranda... See I was under impression that you lot are those who were oppressed by the Lord Chancellor.. But other then you Andres.. Those soldiers of yours only had a bit of scratches, happy family... Proper job.. So I decided to kidnap that soldier and torture him.. He spoke.. He said that Lord Chancellor is very well. Not mad. Bright as always. Everyones one happy family. Notice the difference, between what your soldier told me and what you told me?"

"Well..."

"Shame though.. I like liars.. As long as they don't lie to me."

Greyblades pulled his arm, ready to plunge Andres in his neck.
Andres game a large shout "Code Black!" before he was beheaded.
Andres' soldiers drew their weapons and rushed at where the voice came from.

However, most of Greyblades spies knew exactly what was going on. Their skill may be equal, but Greyblades' soldiers had the advantage of the numbers, and the fact that they have already surrounded the Burandans.

Fight was short and kept with minimum casualties.. This cunning tact, first used by Alexander the Great has unfortunately failed....

"Now whos next?" said Greyblades... Staring the ever more afraid Burandan guards in their little fort...

"Exiles. Heres your orders. Slaughter them!"

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Theres a rumours that the Holy Theocracy found ways to make use of their babies... To FIGHT!

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If there is anything I missed, please pm me to remind me. I would reconsider everything which happened as long as it clearly stated so in the previous pm... Even if that means, waking up the dead as zombies..

You have 24 hours to remind me. Soon as that 24 hours is passed, then its day phase again

Also reason of Blackadders ploy failing is because of Greyblades sending me orders to use his spies to find out if it is really true... Where as Blackadders orders only mentioned the leading general being loyal (He would be... He sacrificed his eye balls and ears for his country) but nothing about the soldiers...

[Beefy187]

Day 8 summery

Discussion of the day focused more on how to counter an legion of armed babies, rather then politics.. Clearly cheered by this light hearted discussion, Beefy showed up with teas..

"Hey lady and gents. Long time no see." he said. His been going through a minor depressions from the death of various leaders he adored. However, he seems to have recovered.

"Now leaders. Take care of your self out there. If you do ever get bored, your always welcome in my house... Not for war, but for a little chit chat."

Start night 8

[Beefy187]

Night 8 summery

The place. Sacred tribes of the holy mountains. Autumn 7BB



"I knew it was you Beefy"

QJC approached Beefy from the back along with his friend, taka.

"I did what now?"

"We came here to uncover the conspiracy. We comfirmed it. Your the one who was behind all this... All the war. Funding the evil ones, encouraging the warmongers."

"....." Beefy stood there with no facial expression. Then he quietly said. "You got it all wrong. I admit I was enjoying this. Terrible thing to say as a ruler... And as a human being. But I was enjoying the drama. The killing. And bit of cheesy friendship shows. However I was never responsible for any wars. You leaders were."

"Aha.. Does seventh of may mean anything to you Beefy?" smiled taka.

"No... What day was that?"

"Its the day when you made a game of betrayal in the Org game room. As a result thousands of men died... Millions even. Some of them was our friends... Now your responsible for it."

"I don't get it... All I ever wanted was peace and prosperity of my kingdom! Why am I to be blamed for what you leaders did at the bottom of the mountain?"

"We could've chose the option of peace. But you were the one to deny that option... It clearly says on the rule... On our role pms.. and you even said it your self. 'THIS IS NOBLE SONS!!' the last one standing wins."

"Okay then you Sniz bags. What would you do... to restore 'Justice' in this land?"

"We are going to end the story... If you won't"

the two pulled out their swords and charged at Beefy.

Beefy stood their emotionless.. Then suddenly he bursted out laughing.

"Come forth big one!! Crush those puny challengers!!"

*RAWR!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"Godzilla...." whispered taka in awe. Staring at its godly nature.

"You know the creature taka?" asked Quintus.

"Yes. Its a legendary monster created by country in the far east."

"Like Unicorns?"

"No... Unlike the unicorns and lepricorns, Godzilla is real"

"Ah... I see. You wouldn't have a 'how to beat Teh Gozilla for dummies' book do you?"

"Not really... No. I suppose we can just charge at him and stab him with our sword. Godzilla is mighty powerful, but he shouldn't be too flexible."

"Aye.. Lets go then!"

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The two warriors charged at the legendary monster.


Godzilla gave a large roar and took a strike at Quintus with his claws. Quintus tried to dodge it, but when he realise the claws was too big, and it approached him faster then he expected, he closed his eyes in surrender and accepted his fate.

"Quintus! NOOOO!!"

Quintus opened his eyes just before the claw will crunch his puny body, and plunged his swords as a last sign of resistance.

*BANG!!!

taka expected the ground to crack to show the absolute power of this legendary creature. However what he heard was less powerful... Sound of a burst almost. He opened his eyes and saw tiny shreads of 'things' slowly floating down on the ground...

"This is..."

"You see. My godzilla wasn't actually expecting a fair fight or bunch of idiots...my bad.. I meant brave warriors. I thought my Baloon Godzilla was just about enough to extinguish any invaders."

taka and Quintus was astonished.. Especially Quintus as he already accepted his fate of death. Then three men bursted in to laughter.

"Beefy I can't believe you thought that would work "

"I almost got you didn't I"

After a few moments, taka and Quintus finally realised they were here to kill Beefy. They held their swords tighter.. And...

"Dammit Beefy Godzilla!! Thats not fair "

"Please... Just kill me " said beefy, squeezing out his voice in midst of laughter.

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Finally the three of them stood up and faced each other. Quintus through his sword in front of Beefy.

"Here use this.. and die with honor" said Quintus.

Beefy was to face taka in a duel.

"50 years ago, I would've laughed at the stupidity of your action my friend. Fighting Beefy... The most fearsome warrior in the whole army of Beefdom. Captain of the supreme guard of Beefdom. Loyal freind of the divine ruler Factionheir...Thats me. And you dare to challenge him in a sword fight. But that was 50 years ago. No I'm nothing but a pathetic old men." smiled Beefy, though with a small expression of sadness. It almost changed the mind of the challengers.. Perhaps Beefy is nothing more then what he says he is. Then he continued. "But once you get old.. You learn to use your wisdom instead of strength!!" Beefy literally threw his sword at taka with his full strength then started to run. Taka, managed to successfully reflect the sword, started chasing the men.

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Quintus went back to collect his sword and then started chasing beefy. He went up the relatively high hill to spot Beefy and taka. However, along with the two, he found something slowly rising from the ground..

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

As loud as he could... Quintus shouted. "TAKA!! WATCH OUT!!"

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Both Beefy and taka noticed Quintus' voice. Beefy turned around to face taka. Taka was forced to stop by the might of the new challenger.

"Mechagodzilla?? Thats impossible... This is only 14th century Europe!!"

"Nothing is impossible my friend. Like Clay built his giant army of warriors, Darknaughts, like Greyblades constantly creates a large amount of explosive chemicals without it exploding from time to time... Why is it soo suprising that the host? The fact that the host... Pretty much the God of the game can have Mechagodzilla. And there is nothing wrong with it."

"But.. But... Thats hax!!" Replied taka desperately. With his emotion at the highest, with the mix of awe, panic and rage at once, even taka him self didn't understand what he was saying.

"Its not hax... Its TheFlax!" said Beefy, hysterically spitting out nonesense.

The two men entered the new level of Madness as the Mechagodzilla revealed his true nature. 45 Meters high, 19.87 meters wide.. The machanic god, slowly started moving towards taka.

Taka, ignoring Quintus shouting at him, Beefy taunting... Charged at the Mechagodzilla.. Hoping that it is another collection of Beefys' baloon monster.

Taka swung him self at full strength. His sword got him in the leg... However.. No sound of balloon bursting this time... Instead...


*BANG!!!

Full fury of Mechagodzilla, Crushed taka, along with various buildings which was around him.... Quintus could not see if taka survived the attack, as the dust rose up soo high.

The heroes of this game... Were defeated...

Quintus glared at Beefy and his cheapness in pure rage and sorrow for the loss of his friend. However, strangely... Beefy too was crying..

Quintus in disbelief, looked at where the Mechagodzilla was standing..
The dust slowly began to clear out.. And Mechagodzilla was gone..

Quintus rushed to where taka was.

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"This is..."

"Clay.. Yes" Beefy sighed.

"You see.. The baloon monsters is going to be obviously too fragile.. Even a single hit of arrow can smash the Godzilla. However this mechagodzilla can endure multiple arrow shots...So this would be a better option strategicly..However.."

"You never expected anyone sane or sobre to charge Mechagodzilla with their sword.."

"Precisely. So its hardly my fault.. If its anyones fault its takas fault, for blindly charging at my Mechagodzilla which easily took 5 years of my personal time down in the basement, and half of the countries money so therefore..."

"Well you failed to realise that both taka and I was only armed with swords."

"Well... You should've told me!"

"And I immediately realised that the monster was fake because... what kind of an monster needs wheels in order to move?"

"Its Mechagodzilla! He can have wheels or even wings if he wants to!!"

"Righteo.. Is taka ok?"

"Oh.. Bugger"

The two started digging up the remaining of the 'Clayzilla' and finally found taka. He did smash his head a bit, and suffered a minor suffication due to lack of air, he seemed to be still alive.

"Wheres the closest doctar Beefy? We must take him there"

"Doctar Sarathos lives around the cornor over there.. I'll help you carry him....wait...hold on.."

"What Beefy? His dying! We must hurry!"

"You guys came here to kill me right? Why should I help you at all?"

"Dammit.. It almost worked.."

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Quintus picked up takas sword and faced Beefy once again.

"I'll wait for you to get some sword if you want Beefy"

"takas dying isn't he? So theres no time to waste."

"So your going to fight with your fists?"

"Dude.. I'm asian!! We all know Kung Fu! Now stop yapping and attack me!"

"Sure" said Quintus... He charged at Beefy. But before his sword could reach him, Beefy collapsed forwards.. Arrow growing from his neck..

"What the?" Quintus thought. Question was... How does Beefy die with out my sword getting him. Answer was quite simple. All Beefy needs is a army of archers led by White_eyes shooting at Beefy.

"White_eyes!!" Quintus shouted in anger.

"Surprised? You should be surprised. But I was the mastermind.. I was the blackhand... I was behind everything.. Every war which happened on this island.. I was"

"You killed him!!" interupted Quintus.

"Wait what?"

"You killed him and stole our... Stole my glory!! Of killing the mastermind!!"

"No no.. Hear me out!! I am the master..."

"You took my glory!!" shouted Quintus again... Then he decided.. "I'm going to write a book! Its called 'How the mastermind died.. Epic quest of the legendary hero.. Quintus."

"Please Quintus!! Don't leave me!! Let me do the evil rant for the master villain!! Please!!"

"Farewell my friend!!"

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Quintus left and there was only White_eyes... His archers which he stole from Beefy... and half dead taka who have just regained his conscious.

"Ah taka!! Excellent.. You'll listen to my rant won't you?"

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Present day- Principality of Sealand

"So thats the history of our land? Grandpa?"

"Yes!!"

"But... We don't have any mountains.. Or grasslands that the steppes lives... Or islands around us! Like wheres the Aresean isles then?"

"Great Britain."

"lol... So what happened to the others? Like brave Lacy, or the wise Khanate? Cunning exiles Greyblades and...Almost cunning Lord chancellor Blackadder? Oh and the fanatic Shlinator and Roy the mad?"

"We'll get to that."

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Holy Bovine Empire. Spring 8BB

7BB was a year to be remembered for the Holy Bovine Empire.

Firstly it was the birthdate of the Holy Bovine Empire her self. Lacy's reputation as the Empress was at her highest, Clay created many creative invention since he was appointed as the minister of science and techonology after realising Lacy's true intention of marrying Yoyoma.

And secondly and third and forth was...

"People of Beefdom lands. Amazonians. Cafe Latteans. And most of all.. Proud people of the original Beefdom. I understand I may not be the most populer person around this region. However... I love all of you as my people. Along with my people of Consulate of Yaks, Cheese and Liquors."

*Small clap.

"We mourn today for the death of King Beefy of the Sacred Tribes. But above all, we mourn today for our founding mother... The co founder of the Consulate.. Sara. For she have died few days ago. Please join me in a moment of silence.

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Nothing may seem to be the same now. Since I have rose to the throne as the head of Beefdom. But people of Beefdom. I will never forget the day. When I stood here along side with Yoyoma. Announced as the co ruler of Beefdom. And when I was accepted by all of you. That, along with today will be stored in my memory forever. I am that Lacy......I am Lacy Yolonda Clausen. Today we'll forget about our past dispute. And today we'll make a new start. We are no longer the Consulate of Yaks,liquor and Cheese. Nor Kingdom of Beef nor Beefdom. From now on.. We are the Holy Bovine Empire. And may we prosper for the centuries to come.

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Republic of Buranda. Spring 8BB



"Take a look at that my friend. It's an unusual flower around here. Its called cherry blossum. Its from the country far east." said the Lord Chancellor to the man behind him.. Often refered to as Greyblades.

"Do you or do you not surrendor?"

"Theres a flower called Jacaranda somewhere apparently. Which is fairly similer to Cherry Blossum. But I find this Cherry Blossum far more confitable to live with. The colour of pink is very light. It almost look like white."

"Do you not understand the situation Lord Chancellor? I have your country surrounded! Your army is wrecked havoc! My explosive chemical shooting catapult is aimed at your palace!!"

"Do we have to fight James?" he asked. "Do we really have to fight in a beutiful day like this? In front of this Cherry Blossum as a witness?"

"Well.. Umm.."

"Precisely. Theres no reason to fight at all. I suggest we all go back to our original land and live how we used to live back in the good old days of 0BB."

"Your in no position of negotiation Lord Chancellor. There is only two options. Surrendor. Or death"

"I chose the third option. Peace. And if you are still stubborn enough to pursuit the path of killing... Then damn you in the name of cherry blossum!!"

"...I'll retreat my army for now... Just for now!!"

To the leaving back of King James, Lord Chancellor whispered. "Sweet deal!"

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The Hordes of Hungry Khaan- Spring 8BB



"We have our pizza.. But we are yet to claim our land from Lacy. Thats my only regret before I dissapear in the eyes of history."

"Don't worry Khanate. With your passionate support.. Perhaps! Perhaps the option will open up to Noble Sons III!"

"Well you see.. I don't trust you because you are scummy!"

"Am I? "

"ARGH!! You used ! Major FoS!!... Come on confess the truth! Confess I say!!"

"Well..."

"Well..?"

"Noble Sons III?? I don't think so... Not for a good year or two at least "

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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull



"Sire!! The curse level of King James!! AkA Greyblades has charged up to maximum!!"

"Prepare the Hatred beam!!!"

"Aye sir!!"

"How goes the cursing of Queen Lacy?"

"Approaching maximum sir!"

"Well.. Curse her soon as we are ready!"

"Aye sir!! Hatred beam.... FIRED!!! We've got them sir!!"

"HAH!! It feels soo good doesn't it?"

"Yes sir it does."

"What does the priest say about the effect of the hatred beam?"

"...Umm... They'll be full of hatred in their land."

"Like murders? Will they start killing each other? Would the criminal rating increase by 10 percent? Would they start eating nachos?"

"Yes sir. Thats what we expect to happen."

"But I like Nachos..."

"So do I sir."

"Well.. While we wait for the effects to kick in.. I shall go check out our new army of babies and the old fellow..."

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For the next few decades, the land ceased to see any war raging. Finally they got back the peace they once had.

However, rise of two ideology rooted from two different version of legendary tale. Quintusizm, and takaizm, has once again distributed the seeds of hatred across the land. As Quintusizm claimed that Beefy was the mastermind and Quintus was the one to slay him, also talking about legendary monsters of the Sacred Tribes while takaizm claimed that Beefy was no tyrant but White_eyes was. And focused on the importance of truth.

This marks the chapter after the age of blood bathes, but I will not pursuit it in details as it may take several pages of the thread.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The End

[Beefy187]

Night 8 summery

The place. Sacred tribes of the holy mountains. Autumn 7BB



"I knew it was you Beefy"

QJC approached Beefy from the back along with his friend, taka.

"I did what now?"

"We came here to uncover the conspiracy. We comfirmed it. Your the one who was behind all this... All the war. Funding the evil ones, encouraging the warmongers."

"....." Beefy stood there with no facial expression. Then he quietly said. "You got it all wrong. I admit I was enjoying this. Terrible thing to say as a ruler... And as a human being. But I was enjoying the drama. The killing. And bit of cheesy friendship shows. However I was never responsible for any wars. You leaders were."

"Aha.. Does seventh of may mean anything to you Beefy?" smiled taka.

"No... What day was that?"

"Its the day when you made a game of betrayal in the Org game room. As a result thousands of men died... Millions even. Some of them was our friends... Now your responsible for it."

"I don't get it... All I ever wanted was peace and prosperity of my kingdom! Why am I to be blamed for what you leaders did at the bottom of the mountain?"

"We could've chose the option of peace. But you were the one to deny that option... It clearly says on the rule... On our role pms.. and you even said it your self. 'THIS IS NOBLE SONS!!' the last one standing wins."

"Okay then you Sniz bags. What would you do... to restore 'Justice' in this land?"

"We are going to end the story... If you won't"

the two pulled out their swords and charged at Beefy.

Beefy stood their emotionless.. Then suddenly he bursted out laughing.

"Come forth big one!! Crush those puny challengers!!"

*RAWR!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"Godzilla...." whispered taka in awe. Staring at its godly nature.

"You know the creature taka?" asked Quintus.

"Yes. Its a legendary monster created by country in the far east."

"Like Unicorns?"

"No... Unlike the unicorns and lepricorns, Godzilla is real"

"Ah... I see. You wouldn't have a 'how to beat Teh Gozilla for dummies' book do you?"

"Not really... No. I suppose we can just charge at him and stab him with our sword. Godzilla is mighty powerful, but he shouldn't be too flexible."

"Aye.. Lets go then!"

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The two warriors charged at the legendary monster.


Godzilla gave a large roar and took a strike at Quintus with his claws. Quintus tried to dodge it, but when he realise the claws was too big, and it approached him faster then he expected, he closed his eyes in surrender and accepted his fate.

"Quintus! NOOOO!!"

Quintus opened his eyes just before the claw will crunch his puny body, and plunged his swords as a last sign of resistance.

*BANG!!!

taka expected the ground to crack to show the absolute power of this legendary creature. However what he heard was less powerful... Sound of a burst almost. He opened his eyes and saw tiny shreads of 'things' slowly floating down on the ground...

"This is..."

"You see. My godzilla wasn't actually expecting a fair fight or bunch of idiots...my bad.. I meant brave warriors. I thought my Baloon Godzilla was just about enough to extinguish any invaders."

taka and Quintus was astonished.. Especially Quintus as he already accepted his fate of death. Then three men bursted in to laughter.

"Beefy I can't believe you thought that would work "

"I almost got you didn't I"

After a few moments, taka and Quintus finally realised they were here to kill Beefy. They held their swords tighter.. And...

"Dammit Beefy Godzilla!! Thats not fair "

"Please... Just kill me " said beefy, squeezing out his voice in midst of laughter.

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Finally the three of them stood up and faced each other. Quintus through his sword in front of Beefy.

"Here use this.. and die with honor" said Quintus.

Beefy was to face taka in a duel.

"50 years ago, I would've laughed at the stupidity of your action my friend. Fighting Beefy... The most fearsome warrior in the whole army of Beefdom. Captain of the supreme guard of Beefdom. Loyal freind of the divine ruler Factionheir...Thats me. And you dare to challenge him in a sword fight. But that was 50 years ago. No I'm nothing but a pathetic old men." smiled Beefy, though with a small expression of sadness. It almost changed the mind of the challengers.. Perhaps Beefy is nothing more then what he says he is. Then he continued. "But once you get old.. You learn to use your wisdom instead of strength!!" Beefy literally threw his sword at taka with his full strength then started to run. Taka, managed to successfully reflect the sword, started chasing the men.

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Quintus went back to collect his sword and then started chasing beefy. He went up the relatively high hill to spot Beefy and taka. However, along with the two, he found something slowly rising from the ground..

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

As loud as he could... Quintus shouted. "TAKA!! WATCH OUT!!"

.................................................................................................... .........

Both Beefy and taka noticed Quintus' voice. Beefy turned around to face taka. Taka was forced to stop by the might of the new challenger.

"Mechagodzilla?? Thats impossible... This is only 14th century Europe!!"

"Nothing is impossible my friend. Like Clay built his giant army of warriors, Darknaughts, like Greyblades constantly creates a large amount of explosive chemicals without it exploding from time to time... Why is it soo suprising that the host? The fact that the host... Pretty much the God of the game can have Mechagodzilla. And there is nothing wrong with it."

"But.. But... Thats hax!!" Replied taka desperately. With his emotion at the highest, with the mix of awe, panic and rage at once, even taka him self didn't understand what he was saying.

"Its not hax... Its TheFlax!" said Beefy, hysterically spitting out nonesense.

The two men entered the new level of Madness as the Mechagodzilla revealed his true nature. 45 Meters high, 19.87 meters wide.. The machanic god, slowly started moving towards taka.

Taka, ignoring Quintus shouting at him, Beefy taunting... Charged at the Mechagodzilla.. Hoping that it is another collection of Beefys' baloon monster.

Taka swung him self at full strength. His sword got him in the leg... However.. No sound of balloon bursting this time... Instead...


*BANG!!!

Full fury of Mechagodzilla, Crushed taka, along with various buildings which was around him.... Quintus could not see if taka survived the attack, as the dust rose up soo high.

The heroes of this game... Were defeated...

Quintus glared at Beefy and his cheapness in pure rage and sorrow for the loss of his friend. However, strangely... Beefy too was crying..

Quintus in disbelief, looked at where the Mechagodzilla was standing..
The dust slowly began to clear out.. And Mechagodzilla was gone..

Quintus rushed to where taka was.

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"This is..."

"Clay.. Yes" Beefy sighed.

"You see.. The baloon monsters is going to be obviously too fragile.. Even a single hit of arrow can smash the Godzilla. However this mechagodzilla can endure multiple arrow shots...So this would be a better option strategicly..However.."

"You never expected anyone sane or sobre to charge Mechagodzilla with their sword.."

"Precisely. So its hardly my fault.. If its anyones fault its takas fault, for blindly charging at my Mechagodzilla which easily took 5 years of my personal time down in the basement, and half of the countries money so therefore..."

"Well you failed to realise that both taka and I was only armed with swords."

"Well... You should've told me!"

"And I immediately realised that the monster was fake because... what kind of an monster needs wheels in order to move?"

"Its Mechagodzilla! He can have wheels or even wings if he wants to!!"

"Righteo.. Is taka ok?"

"Oh.. Bugger"

The two started digging up the remaining of the 'Clayzilla' and finally found taka. He did smash his head a bit, and suffered a minor suffication due to lack of air, he seemed to be still alive.

"Wheres the closest doctar Beefy? We must take him there"

"Doctar Sarathos lives around the cornor over there.. I'll help you carry him....wait...hold on.."

"What Beefy? His dying! We must hurry!"

"You guys came here to kill me right? Why should I help you at all?"

"Dammit.. It almost worked.."

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Quintus picked up takas sword and faced Beefy once again.

"I'll wait for you to get some sword if you want Beefy"

"takas dying isn't he? So theres no time to waste."

"So your going to fight with your fists?"

"Dude.. I'm asian!! We all know Kung Fu! Now stop yapping and attack me!"

"Sure" said Quintus... He charged at Beefy. But before his sword could reach him, Beefy collapsed forwards.. Arrow growing from his neck..

"What the?" Quintus thought. Question was... How does Beefy die with out my sword getting him. Answer was quite simple. All Beefy needs is a army of archers led by White_eyes shooting at Beefy.

"White_eyes!!" Quintus shouted in anger.

"Surprised? You should be surprised. But I was the mastermind.. I was the blackhand... I was behind everything.. Every war which happened on this island.. I was"

"You killed him!!" interupted Quintus.

"Wait what?"

"You killed him and stole our... Stole my glory!! Of killing the mastermind!!"

"No no.. Hear me out!! I am the master..."

"You took my glory!!" shouted Quintus again... Then he decided.. "I'm going to write a book! Its called 'How the mastermind died.. Epic quest of the legendary hero.. Quintus."

"Please Quintus!! Don't leave me!! Let me do the evil rant for the master villain!! Please!!"

"Farewell my friend!!"

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Quintus left and there was only White_eyes... His archers which he stole from Beefy... and half dead taka who have just regained his conscious.

"Ah taka!! Excellent.. You'll listen to my rant won't you?"

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Present day- Principality of Sealand

"So thats the history of our land? Grandpa?"

"Yes!!"

"But... We don't have any mountains.. Or grasslands that the steppes lives... Or islands around us! Like wheres the Aresean isles then?"

"Great Britain."

"lol... So what happened to the others? Like brave Lacy, or the wise Khanate? Cunning exiles Greyblades and...Almost cunning Lord chancellor Blackadder? Oh and the fanatic Shlinator and Roy the mad?"

"We'll get to that."

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Holy Bovine Empire. Spring 8BB

7BB was a year to be remembered for the Holy Bovine Empire.

Firstly it was the birthdate of the Holy Bovine Empire her self. Lacy's reputation as the Empress was at her highest, Clay created many creative invention since he was appointed as the minister of science and techonology after realising Lacy's true intention of marrying Yoyoma.

And secondly and third and forth was...

"People of Beefdom lands. Amazonians. Cafe Latteans. And most of all.. Proud people of the original Beefdom. I understand I may not be the most populer person around this region. However... I love all of you as my people. Along with my people of Consulate of Yaks, Cheese and Liquors."

*Small clap.

"We mourn today for the death of King Beefy of the Sacred Tribes. But above all, we mourn today for our founding mother... The co founder of the Consulate.. Sara. For she have died few days ago. Please join me in a moment of silence.

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Nothing may seem to be the same now. Since I have rose to the throne as the head of Beefdom. But people of Beefdom. I will never forget the day. When I stood here along side with Yoyoma. Announced as the co ruler of Beefdom. And when I was accepted by all of you. That, along with today will be stored in my memory forever. I am that Lacy......I am Lacy Yolonda Clausen. Today we'll forget about our past dispute. And today we'll make a new start. We are no longer the Consulate of Yaks,liquor and Cheese. Nor Kingdom of Beef nor Beefdom. From now on.. We are the Holy Bovine Empire. And may we prosper for the centuries to come.

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Republic of Buranda. Spring 8BB



"Take a look at that my friend. It's an unusual flower around here. Its called cherry blossum. Its from the country far east." said the Lord Chancellor to the man behind him.. Often refered to as Greyblades.

"Do you or do you not surrendor?"

"Theres a flower called Jacaranda somewhere apparently. Which is fairly similer to Cherry Blossum. But I find this Cherry Blossum far more confitable to live with. The colour of pink is very light. It almost look like white."

"Do you not understand the situation Lord Chancellor? I have your country surrounded! Your army is wrecked havoc! My explosive chemical shooting catapult is aimed at your palace!!"

"Do we have to fight James?" he asked. "Do we really have to fight in a beutiful day like this? In front of this Cherry Blossum as a witness?"

"Well.. Umm.."

"Precisely. Theres no reason to fight at all. I suggest we all go back to our original land and live how we used to live back in the good old days of 0BB."

"Your in no position of negotiation Lord Chancellor. There is only two options. Surrendor. Or death"

"I chose the third option. Peace. And if you are still stubborn enough to pursuit the path of killing... Then damn you in the name of cherry blossum!!"

"...I'll retreat my army for now... Just for now!!"

To the leaving back of King James, Lord Chancellor whispered. "Sweet deal!"

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The Hordes of Hungry Khaan- Spring 8BB



"We have our pizza.. But we are yet to claim our land from Lacy. Thats my only regret before I dissapear in the eyes of history."

"Don't worry Khanate. With your passionate support.. Perhaps! Perhaps the option will open up to Noble Sons III!"

"Well you see.. I don't trust you because you are scummy!"

"Am I? "

"ARGH!! You used ! Major FoS!!... Come on confess the truth! Confess I say!!"

"Well..."

"Well..?"

"Noble Sons III?? I don't think so... Not for a good year or two at least "

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The Holy Theocracy of the shadowbull



"Sire!! The curse level of King James!! AkA Greyblades has charged up to maximum!!"

"Prepare the Hatred beam!!!"

"Aye sir!!"

"How goes the cursing of Queen Lacy?"

"Approaching maximum sir!"

"Well.. Curse her soon as we are ready!"

"Aye sir!! Hatred beam.... FIRED!!! We've got them sir!!"

"HAH!! It feels soo good doesn't it?"

"Yes sir it does."

"What does the priest say about the effect of the hatred beam?"

"...Umm... They'll be full of hatred in their land."

"Like murders? Will they start killing each other? Would the criminal rating increase by 10 percent? Would they start eating nachos?"

"Yes sir. Thats what we expect to happen."

"But I like Nachos..."

"So do I sir."

"Well.. While we wait for the effects to kick in.. I shall go check out our new army of babies and the old fellow..."

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For the next few decades, the land ceased to see any war raging. Finally they got back the peace they once had.

However, rise of two ideology rooted from two different version of legendary tale. Quintusizm, and takaizm, has once again distributed the seeds of hatred across the land. As Quintusizm claimed that Beefy was the mastermind and Quintus was the one to slay him, also talking about legendary monsters of the Sacred Tribes while takaizm claimed that Beefy was no tyrant but White_eyes was. And focused on the importance of truth.

This marks the chapter after the age of blood bathes, but I will not pursuit it in details as it may take several pages of the thread.

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The End