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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    Default Have You Ever Met A Girl You Tried To Date?

    But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
    Let me tell ya a story of my situation
    I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
    The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
    She had long hair and a short miniskirt
    I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
    I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
    I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
    So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
    I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
    She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
    I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
    I said, "How do you like the show?"
    she said, "I was very amused"
    I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
    But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
    Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
    She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
    Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
    This is what I'm goin' sing

    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend

    So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
    I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
    'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
    Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
    Forget about that, let's go into the story
    About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
    So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
    Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
    A relationship or some understanding
    How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
    Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
    I had no idea I was in for a treat
    After this was established, everything was cool
    The tour was over and she went back to school
    I called every day to see how she was doin'
    Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
    I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
    I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
    Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
    Jus' bust this

    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
    You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
    But you say he's just a friend

    So I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
    He told me where it was and I as on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrrived in front of the dormitory
    Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didn't know I was in for such an event
    So I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
    I was so in shock my heart went down south
    So please listen to the message that I send
    Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMEPFZa4ZQo
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    i enjoyed the part when he put on that wig and was playing piano.
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    Default Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Tried To Date?

    Go to www.youtube.com and google Dirt Nasty 1980. I'd post a link, but I'd probably get a warning.



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