Clearly satisfied with the impending bankruptcy of the country, and corpulent with the excesses of state-subsidised benefits for their lofty positions, the politicians of this fair island are turning their minds to the really important matters facing their beleaguered people: Fining them for thinking.
WE ARE awful eejits really. How could anyone possibly believe that the Department of Justice is seriously planning to revive the crime of blasphemy for the 21st century?
A little more awareness of the historical context might have prompted a simple question: what year is this? 2009. And what happened a hundred years ago in 1909? Three Irish people made a deliberate of the blasphemy laws, exposed the idiocy of trying to enforce them and delivered a fatal blow to the intellectual assumptions on which they are based.
We should have realised that a man as cultured as Dermot Ahern would come up with a novel and provocative way to commemorate this glorious centenary.
I look forward to the first case brought on behalf of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If there is one thing to be more relied upon than the absurdity cretinism of the Irish political class, it is the ability of the Irish people to humiliate such pompous through the ancient and much lauded weapon of bitter satire.
(More background).
Meanwhile, I think I'm off to the comparatively liberal paradise of Iran.
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