Day 9
The day was nearing sunset, but there had been virtually no argument amongst the Council of Villains. On the direction of Bowser, the villains had agreed almost unanimously to kill Cackletta, the evil Bean witch.
All except Cackletta herself, of course. As she argued for her true villainy, most of the villains just sort of sat back and yawned. Perhaps this was another plot by Bowser to rid himself of another enemy, like he had done so with Fawful, Cackletta’s own henchman? It mattered not, because Bowser had been successful enough in stealing using Eggman’s evidence to find the traitors.
Finally, Bowser decided to end the witch’s life.
“… and this is why you should definitely not lynch me, the Great Cackletta, and instead kill genocidal maniac, Sephiroth. Eeeyahahahaahee-”
“GRAAAAAAAAAAWRRR! SHUT UP, you stupid body-stealing bean-face! The bottom line comes down to the fact that you executed that cool evil plan to steal Princess Peach’s voice and DIDN’T let me in on it!”
Bowser lunged towards Cackletta, fire already burning at the tip of his tongue. To his surprise , just as he was about to unleash a fiery claw attack on her, Cackletta sidestepped, returning with a heeled kick to Bowser’s face. Bowser stumbled backwards.
“EEYAHEHEHEHEEE! Did you think I would just let you assault me? You’re absolutely no match for me, Bowser.”
Cackletta unleashed lightning, Darth Sidious style, holding him there for nearly a minute. When she finally released the lightning, Bowser groaned and collapsed to the ground.
“Not again…” he grumbled as he passed into unconsciousness.
The remaining villains in the Council, now numbering only 10, rushed towards Cackletta. The witch moved her hands outwards, cackled again, and a wave of freezing ice rushed through the air around her. Most of the villains were stopped in their tracks; Ganondorf’s strong legs, however, pulled him out of the ice. He loosed a full-force punch into Cackletta’s face, who flew several yards backwards at the impact.
There was something strange, though… as Ganondorf hit the witch in the face, he could have sworn he felt…
“… A MUSTACHE?”
Ganondorf looked at the thick, black hairs in his hand, and then back at the rising Cackletta.
“Ha-ha! Yes, it appears you have-a found me out. Not-a bad job, eh, Ganondorf? In fact, I’m quite-a popular around here with these-a villains. You may know me as…”
The villains stared in disbelief and confusion as Cackletta threw off her disguise, to reveal underneath this “Luigi” person.
“Err… I’m sorry, who are you?”
Luigi fell to the floor in embarrassment. As he picked himself up, he responded.
“I’m-a Luigi! You know, one of the Super Mario Brothers!”
Now Bowser Jr. chimed in, apparently recognizing the hero.
“Oooh! Oooh! I remember him now! He’s that stupid Mario guy’s brother!”
Eggman lit up at the mention of Mario.
“Oho! Mario, you say? Very well then, prepare to die, err… sorry, what was your name again?”
“Luigi! My name’s-a Luigi!”
“Whatever. Listen, can I just call you Greenie? It’s easier to remember. Alright, then. PREPARE TO DIE, GREENIE!”
“Heh! Notta chance!”
Luigi leapt high into the air, and began throwing his signature Green Fireballs at the villains.
Eggman, from his combat-ready Egg-Walker, fired several missiles at him. Luigi landed on them in succession jumping off before each one exploded. Landing on the floor, he buried Ganondorf in a flurry of punches, stunning him.
By now Eggman had readied a larger missile. As soon as he fired it, Luigi whipped out his Poltergust 3000, and sucked up the giant explosive. Then, turning and pointing it at a random villain, he set the machine to “eject” and fired the missile back out.
The Count Dracula was blasted with the missile, and was sent flying through the walls of the laboratory. He landed outside.
“Hah! Vou cannot hope to damage a vampire in vis vay! I am still very much alive… or undead, rather.”
But it wasn’t for long. Dracula neglected to notice the setting sun in the distance, whose light was quickly burning the vampire’s body away. He didn’t even have time to scream “I’m velting!” before he was nothing but a pile of ancient ash.
But now, the rest of the villains were closing in on Luigi.
Trapped, he ran towards Mewtwo, attempting to kick him in the face. His foot was stopped mid-air by a psychic force, however, and he was flung backwards by the same force…
…Right into Vaati’s swirling wind gusts. The wind tore at Luigi and launched him further away…
…Only to be caught by the throat by the Headless Knight. As he choked the green-clad plumber, the Arbiter approached and readied his energy sword. The Knight, however, didn’t anticipate a Fireball down his exposed throat, however, and as he dropped Luigi, the hero twisted and spring-jumped off of the Arbiter’s head…
…Landing next to Bowser Jr.
“Ha-ha! Now you’ve got-a nowhere to run, koopa kid!”
As Luigi prepared for his onslaught on the terrified son of Bowser, Sephiroth stepped in and backhanded Luigi, sending him straight into the gaping maw of Meta Ridley. Luigi managed to let out a last scream of terror, before he was devoured by the space dragon.
“Good. Now you can join your friend Kirby!”
Eggman turned to the once-again unconscious Bowser.
“Egg-bots! Carry this sack of lard back to his room again at once! It appears he’ll be out cold all night again… on the bright side, it appears we may have finally caught all of these damned traitors! Perhaps we can finally get some work done on that Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom!”
Is it true? Have the Villains finally defeated all of the traitors? Will they now bring terror and destruction to the universe with Eggman’s deadly machine? Find out all this and more, on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z Council of Villains!
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Alive: 10
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Shinseikhaan
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
Yaropolk (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)
Dead: 28
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)
LittleGrizzly
Glenn (Wrath of a God)
Yoyoma
AggonyDuck
Gobbledygook
TheFluffyOne (Wrath of Luigi)
Night 9 Begins
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