The Council of Villains- Summary Thread

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:03

Day 5

There had been much heated debate today inside the Council Chambers. Once again, the Villains had no clear suspect to kill, and so they began questioning those who were acting particularly “un-villain-like”.

At the end of the day, there were two main suspects who were considered by Bowser and his Koopa Troop to be not evil enough to be villains. These were, respectively, Ganondorf, the King of All Evil, and Giygas, the Root and Creator of All Evil.

None of the villains for one moment considered the titles of either suspect. They were both, undoubtedly, the least evil of all of the villains there. After all, Bowser himself had said so.

However, the villains could not decide on either candidate, and in the end, it came down to a tied vote. King Cobra, who had mutated even further in the past few days (his grayish skin had become scaly, and his huge claw transformed into the head of a snake, complete with venom-dripping fangs and slivers for eyes), broke the tie and it was decided to kill Giygas.

“Gwahahar! Alright, then, it’s settled. Ganondorf, why don’t you do the honors for us, and prove your villainy? Behead this stupid alien-thing for us!”

Ganondorf looked embarrassed for a moment.

“Well… I would. I mean, I AM the King of All Evil… but…

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Besides, I’m not even sure if it’s technically possible to “behead” and swirling ephemeral cloud of darkness and hatred…”

Ganondorf trailed off, despondent. But after a moment he had regained his usual composure.

“I suppose it is of no consequence, then. This will have to suffice.”

Ganondorf locked his fist, preparing to strike.

Giygas did not struggle. It could not struggle. It was a dark spirit, dedicated to the preservation of evil. If its own destruction might ensure that the evil ones lived to burn, rape, and pillage another day, then it would give itself up. Besides, Giygas could never really be killed… there would always be hatred and jealousy where sentience was.

“~~FALCON PAUN~~- MMROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Ganondorf’s fearsome Warlock Punch caused the cloud that was Giygas to disintegrate and disappear.

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After the gruesome killing, Dr. Eggman stepped up to the podium.

“Well… now that our daily traitor lynching is over, I’d like to introduce a new event that we’re holding here in the laboratory. You see… there are quite a few villains who still feel indifferent to the cause of the Council, and haven’t been participating in helping us lately. Bowser, Ganondorf, and I have decided to provide a little extra… incentive to help out. So that’s why we’ll be introducing a brand new little game for all of those who aren’t completely convinced to participate.”

The Villains listened intently, waiting to hear about this new game. Eggman continued.

“Every night, we will choose, randomly, anywhere from zero to three villains who haven’t felt the need to help us out in finding the traitors. Then, those villains will get a fabulous prize from the Council! And to help me out with this task, I’ll now introduce my latest, greatest invention: The Egg Dealer 2.0!”

“First up, let’s find out who our lucky contestants are!”

Eggman pulled the lever. The slots began rolling… and then stopped, revealing a certain villain:

“Aha! It appears Dark Samus is our lucky lady for today! And now for the prize!”

Eggman started the reel going again. This time the slot reel stopped on three pictures of what looked like missiles.

“Lucky you, Dark Samus! Get ready for Missile Fever!”

Panels opened up on the side of the Egg Dealer. From each panel, a missile shot, targeted directly at Dark Samus. In a matter of seconds, there were Phazon bits everywhere.

“Well, that’s it for today, folks! Join us tomorrow for another round of Wrath of Slots!"

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Alive: 22
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Yoyoma1910
777Ares777
shlin28
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
Sernoserbo
Bl4ckReaper
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)

Dead: 16
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Boudica
Quintus.JC
llf829

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Night 5 Begins, Finally

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:05

Night 5

Eggman, tonight, was deep in the depths of his dank, dark laboratory. He appeared to be working on something… something very important. He seemed to be attaching mechanical parts to a conspicuously dragon-like figure.

As usual, the Black Knight stood guarding the mad doctor during his work. He waited, motionless, for any threat to pose itself.

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Wolf O’ Donnell sat at the desk in his room, tinkering with his mercenary-standard Claw Blaster gun. Using the new technology he had found in this laboratory, he thought he might be able to increase its firepower. He was, however, no expert in mechanics or engineering. It appeared, at the very least, that he had fitted his gun with an extra electric charge that could stun an enemy briefly, in case he was caught off guard.

As it happened, he was ironically caught off guard when his door was kicked down with sheer force. Startled, he quickly picked up the Blaster and fired it. The silhouette in the doorway avoided the blast easily. There would be no easy escape for Wolf, it seemed.

The silhouette laughed at him.

“Is that-a the best you can-a do? That-a disguise was annoying me… but I guess I’ll have-a no trouble beating you without it!”

The dark figure leapt the six yards between the doorway and Wolf, kicking him directly in his snout. Wolf fell backwards in pain, growling.

“Maybe you should-a do a barrel roll next time!”

Wolf fired his gun again, from the floor, but his enemy avoided the shot Matrix-style. He then lunged upwards, thrusting with the sharp claw bayonet attached to it. The dark figure caught his wrist as he did so, and proceeded to fling Wolf backwards over his head.

Wolf smashed into the wall of his room. He struggled to get up as the dark figure approached again. This time, the enemy left him no chance, burying him in a flurry of punches. While Wolf was dazed from the blows, the figure seized him by his legs. He then began spinning, faster and faster, swinging Wolf by his feet. Finally, he uttered another phrase, in mockery of the mercenary:

“So long-a, Wolf!”

The shadowy figure let go. Wolf went flying into the opposite wall, snapping his neck and cracking his skull through the force of the impact. The assassin left the room, chuckling to himself.

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As Eggman continued working, the Black Knight noticed a mysterious presence… two mysterious presences, in fact. He drew his blade, ready for an assault at any moment. The dread knight was not someone to be trifled with lightly…

From the left sprung Sephiroth, his long blade held over his head. The Knight was surprised at his enemy, but not startled. Masamune and Alondite, the two warriors’ swords, were held in a deadlock, neither blade capable of damaging the other.

Eggman, behind the Knight, was shocked and confused.

“Sephiroth! What do you think you’re doing? We are all allies, aren’t we?”

“Hmph… this one annoys me. He shall die.”

“Argh! So, you’re going to betray me now, too?”

“Betray you? I wasn’t taking orders from you, fool. I’m killing these weaklings because my enemies are among them, not because you tell me to. Did you honestly think I would take orders from anybody? I’m the most powerful villain here. Nobody can tell me what to do, fool!”

Throughout the whole conversation, the Black Knight remained silent. He was still held in a deadlock with Sephiroth, and neither side seemed to be winning.

That is, until the second presence the Black Knight had detected made itself known. The dark figure, seeing its chance, swept in from the right, wielding a blade of its own, and, cutting straight through his armor, cleaved the Black Knight in two.
The shadow kept moving, darting back into the shadows. Sephiroth, enraged, chased after it. The two vanished out of sight.

Dr. Eggman looked solemnly at the body of the Knight, which had been severed through the waist.

“If only… and I was just putting on the finishing touches, too…”

Then his face lightened up as his thoughts progressed.

“Ah, well. In a matter of minutes, I’ll have someone else to replace him!”

Eggman finished welding into place the last section of armor over the heart of the creature he was working on. Then, starting up a nearby generator, he sent an electric shock through the being’s body. Its burning red eyes sprang to life.

It quickly and easily broke free of the chains holding its limbs in place. It opened its mouth, letting out a roar that was three times as loud as it ever had been.

“SCRRRREEEEEEEEECHHROOOOOOAAAAARRRR!”

Meta Ridley had been born.

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Alive: 21
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
777Ares777
shlin28
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
Sernoserbo
Bl4ckReaper
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)
Boudica (Revived)

Dead: 17
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829
Captain Blackadder
Beefy

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Day 6 Begins

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:08

Day 6

The next day started off promptly with Sephiroth being accused of treason against the Council, for attempting to kill a perfectly villainous villain, the Black Knight. Sephiroth’s only response was this:

“And I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that meddling shadow, and his little sword, too!”

The villains decided that Sephiroth, being very evil himself, had probably killed the Black Knight because he believed there was something hidden underneath that armor. And besides, with his snide comments, he had sparked the villains with an idea.

Who among the villains was a shadowy figure, and fought with a sword? With the Black Knight dead, there was only one other villain who fit the category: Nightmare. Bowser and the other villains, one by one, began to call for Nightmare’s head- and perhaps his soul, too.

But Nightmare was nowhere to be seen… searching the laboratory relentlessly, they found him in the garbage disposal room, where all of the dead villains had been disposed of. He was huddled over one of the bodies.

“Gwahahahar! There you are, you soul-eating creep! Time to die, traitor!”

Nightmare was surprised. His red eyes flashed from beneath his helmet.

“Wh-Wha? Me, a traitor? All I want are SOULS! I NEED MORE SOULS! And there are… err… SOULS still left in these bodies here. So… GO AWAY!”

“Nobody tells Bowser to go away! I’ll come and go where I please, you puny fool! Now I’ll stomp you flat for your insolence!”

Bowser charged straight at Nightmare, tackling him into the wall. Both villains quickly got to their feet afterwards. Bowser was preparing to char-broil Nightmare, but stopped when he began shaking.

Or, more accurately, his armor was shaking. In a matter of seconds, the armor had collapsed into a heap. The dark sword Soul Edge disappeared with a puff of smoke. And inside the armor had not been a powerful, muscular swordsman. No, what stood on top of the heap of metal strongly resembled a pink balloon.

“Uh-oh…” were the only words Kirby uttered, then he leapt into the air, kicking Bowser as he jumped off of his head, landing on the other side of the room. He struck a comical fighting stance.

The villains, shocked at this scene, began laughing hysterically. Then, they realized that this little puffball had been killing them off one by one, and became enraged.

Kirby wouldn’t give them a chance to strike, however. He quickly searched for the closest body to him, that of Wolf, and inhaled it. Swallowing it, he underwent a transformation. To the villains’ eyes, if they hadn’t known it was Kirby, they could’ve sworn Wolf had risen from the dead. The resemblance was nearly identical:

Wolf Kirby began firing his Claw Blaster rapidly, striking a villain with nearly each shot. The stun capability that Wolf had installed just before his death now took effect on the villains. Kirby sped out of the room and down the hallway, but only a few villains were still able to follow.

He soon reached the Council Chambers, and would make his last stand here. Bowser, Ganondorf, Meta-Ridley, and Mephiles were the only ones who managed to follow him without being stunned.

“GRAWR! That’s it, you little cream puff, I’m gonna make lunch out of you!”

Bowser ran, dove, and withdrew into his spiny shell, sliding towards Kirby at a high speed. Kirby, however, did not dodge, but braced for impact. He stopped the huge shell in place as it slid into him. Pausing for only a second, he leapt high into the air, bringing Bowser back down into a devastating pile-driver. Bowser rolled a few yards away, groaning and dizzy. Kirby followed up with three stun blasts to the face from his gun.

The other villains, realizing they should probably fight him all at once, now rushed Kirby. Meta-Ridley grasped the puffball with his steel talons, raising him high into the air. As the cyborg dragon hurled him towards the floor, Mephiles fired a spray of dark crystal shards at him. Finally, before Kirby touched the ground, Ganondorf hit him with a full force punch, sending him flying into a wall.

The Wolf disguise popped off of Kirby in the form of a star as he hit the wall. But Kirby wasn’t done just yet. Sensing the weakest link, he lunged towards Mephiles, swallowing him whole.

Mephiles Kirby, covered in deadly crystal spines, now struck at Ganondorf. Meanwhile, a connection formed in Meta Ridley’s mind.

It must have been Kirby that killed him just a few nights ago… only he could have impersonated Shadow the Hedgehog and flown at the same time… now, Meta Ridley would have his revenge. And there would be no revival for his hated foe; that he would make sure of.

By the time the dragon had snapped to reality, Kirby had knocked out Ganondorf, and was advancing on him. Meta Ridley, filled with seething rage, grabbed Kirby again with his talons and began bathing him in flames. Afterwards, he started chewing on Kirby with his razor-sharp teeth. Kirby, burned and wounded, seemed to be unconscious by now.

With a flip of his neck, Meta Ridley flung Kirby into the air, catching him again in his jaws. Kirby disappeared down Meta Ridley’s throat… and did not return.

Bowser once again was hurt, but not killed, and had to be carried back to his room. It was doubtful he would wake up for anything during the night.

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Alive: 19
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
777Ares777
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)
Boudica (Revived)

Dead: 19
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829
Captain Blackadder
Beefy
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)

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Begin Night 6

Night will end around 9:30PM GMT-5 tomorrow. Please have your orders finalized by then.

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:10

Night 6

Sephiroth strode down the halls of the laboratory, searching for something. On previous nights, he had known exactly where his prey would be. However, finding his target’s room empty, he took to searching the rest of the laboratory.

After some time, Sephiroth came to a hallway with a large puddle in the center. Not noticing it, he stepped straight into it, splashing water all over his knee-high boots. Annoyed, he continued down the hallway. Then he stopped. He turned and looked at the puddle. There was no leak from the ceiling, no burst pipeline, nothing that might have caused the puddle to appear in the first place. The familiar twisted smile creased Sephiroth’s face.

Rasing his hand, he fired a freezing ray at the puddle. Stepping up to it, he then stomped on it, shattering it into thousands of pieces. The shards of ice quickly melted into water again, and moved towards a spot in the center of the hallway, reforming into a humanoid shape.

Chaos stretched out his watery arms, punching Sephiroth in the face.

“So, you’re actually capable of defending yourself. What a shock.”

Sephiroth drew his blade. Rushing up to Chaos, he retaliated with a flurry of slashes, each one tearing a chunk of liquid off of Chaos’ body. When he was done, there were water droplets splattered all throughout the hallway.

“Hmph. Too easy.”

Sephiroth left the hallway, satisfied. Only after he had disappeared did the droplets begin moving. They reformed again into a large puddle, which slithered off to the other end of the hall.

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Dr. Eggman was back in the surveillance room tonight, investigating the villains once again. However, instead of the deceased Black Knight guarding him, he had a different bodyguard.

Meta Ridley stood at the entrance, red eyes burning, and allowing no one to enter.

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Instead, down in the laboratory was Dr. Wily. He was vastly annoyed at having never been called on to help retool Ridley’s dead body. Although he had also been working on the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom, he had decided he needed something else to do.

So Wily was using spare parts to try and build himself a few robots- he would show Dr. Eggman that he was just as mad a scientist as the one who had brought them here. His robots would outclass Eggman’s mass-produced consumer models in every way.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Wily looked around. He couldn’t tell where the voice had come from, but it certainly couldn’t have had good intentions. He tried to hide in a corner, shouting at his robots.

“Concrete Man! Magma Man! Tornado Man! Defend MEEEEEEEEEEE!”

The three robots took up defensive positions around the mad doctor.

“BURN!”

A massive fireball flew out of nowhere, blowing Tornado Man to bits. The other two robots looked at each other nervously.

“SCREAM!”

A figure dropped from the ceiling onto Concrete Man. It punched straight through the robot’s back and into its circuitry. Ripping out crackling electrical wires with its bare hands, it shoved them straight into Magma Man’s face. The two remaining robots were stunned, being electrocuted in a deadly circuit.

“DIE!”

The figure jumped onto the ground. Holding up its hands, it shot two fireballs. The robots exploded. The figure commenced into maniacal laughter again.

Dr. Wily now revealed himself, shaking with madness.

“NOOOOO! My beautiful robots! YOU! I’ll make you pay for this!”

Grabbing an oversized wrench, Wily charged straight at the figure… and ran into the dagger held out in front of him. The assassin shoved the dagger in deeper, twisting it as he did so. Then he kicked Wily to the ground and set him on fire. He walked away from the carnage, laughing.

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The Count Dracula strolled down to the waste disposal room. It was time for him to “exercise” the old fangs…

He stopped by the body of the Black Knight, still wearing his armor, and cleaved in two.

“So… vis iz the vun… vey vant me to vring… vack to life!”

Readying his fangs, he reached down and tried to remove the Knight’s terrifying helm.

“It appears… vat it iz stuck.”

Putting a foot on the Knight’s chest, Dracula pulled on the Knight’s helm with all of his might. Finally, it popped loose. Unfortunately, the Knight’s head came with it.

“Drat! Vell, how am I supposed to turn vis into a vampire, then? He iz not in possession ov a neck for me to vite!”

Dracula pondered this predicament for a while.

“Very vell. Iv I cannot make him a vampire, then, I vill use a divverent method. I vill use za power… ov CRYPTIC METAPHOR!”

The Count used his dark magic to reanimate the corpse of the Black Knight… minus the head. The two halves of his body reunited themselves. Standing up, the Headless Knight seemed to have no problem moving around. Occasionally he bumped into a doorway, but he would still be just as useful as he was before.

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The puddle continued its way through the laboratory, stopping outside a door. It slithered under it and into the room beyond.

Before it could change shape, however, a dark figure, previously unseen, stomped on it.

“Just-a where do you think you’re-a goin’, eh?”

The puddle attempted to swirl up the dark assailant’s leg, but he just kicked it off. The puddle, landing with a splat on the wall, returned to its original shape.

“Heh… you know, I have to deal with leaks and puddles all the time. What makes you think-a you’re any different?”

The assailant punched Chaos directly in the head, striking at the one crucial spot Sephiroth had missed. The glowing part where Chaos’ brain should have been flashed violently, and the watery creature reeled backwards in pain. He followed up with a roundhouse kick to the same area.

Stunned and dazed, Chaos tried to change to his puddle form to flee, but the dark warrior wouldn’t allow him the chance. Creating a fireball in his hand, he threw it at Chaos, striking him in the leg. The leg disappeared, evaporating, and Chaos howled a watery cry on pain. Three more fireballs, and all that was left of Chaos was his head. The dark assailant once again stomped on him, this time destroying the water monster completely.

“Well, that-a takes care o’ that leak.”

The dark figure kicked the door down and walked out of the room.

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Alive: 18
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
777Ares777
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)
Boudica (Revived)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 20
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka

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Day 7 Begins

It will end at 9:00 PM GMT-5 tomorrow. So, around 30 hours.

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:13

Day 7

At the end of the day, it appeared Bowser had once again convinced the Council on a single target. Given his success the previous night, the villains decided to trust his judgment again. This time, Bowser decided on an old enemy of his… Fawful.

It was true, Fawful and Bowser were both villains. But in a past adventure of the Mario Bros, the two were on opposite sides in a conflict; Fawful had seen fit as well to taunt Bowser at every opportunity. Needless to say, this did not endear him to the Koopa King.

“Gwahahahar! Fawful, you stupid, illiterate, turd! I bet it was you who’s been doing all this killing, isn’t it? Perhaps you’re once again envious of my sheer awesomeness!”

“Hahahahaha! I am laughing at you now, you idiot of foolishness! To think I could ever be envying the smell of a foul rose like you!”

Bowser was unsure how to answer this insult… it was an insult, right? Fawful continued, his insane ranting amusing the other villains.

“You make me very angry with your accusationings, you oversized turtle that has eaten too much at his last food-eating feast! In fact, I now have FURY!

I HAVE FURY!

“I will not be a lynching for such a crowd of Fink-Rats as this! That is what you all are being, yes! Fink-Rats, Fink-Rats like those brothers of Mario, Red and Greenie, that is what you are being for executing the lynching of myself! I am the great and magnificent Fawful, who is just a toady of the greater and more magnificenter Cackletta! You are all Cackletta’s snack cakes, you just don’t know it yet! Hahahahahaaha!”

The Council turned its eyes toward Cackletta, casting suspicion on her.

“Eeyahahaha! This fool doesn’t realize what he’s saying, of course. You can see his English is terrible. It pains me to have to translate for such an unworthy underling as he, but what he really means is that we are both villains, and loyal members of the Council.”

Fawful, overcome with embarrassment, ran to Cackletta’s feet and started groveling.

“Yes! Great Cackletta, please forgive me for my insolenting! I am a rotten egg in a hen-house of rotten hens, on a farm run by rotten farmers! If you do not wish these fink-rats to be your snack-cakes, then I will not be calling them that. I will just call them FINK-RATS!”

Dr. Eggman, annoyed at the sheer idiocy, chimed in.

“Look, we don’t have all day here, okay? Can we just kill this poor excuse for a villain already?”

“Hahahahaha! Look who is to be talking now, the other rotten egg in the hen-house that is rotten! I am starting to tiring of your speechness, Fink-Rats. Your lives that I spit on are nothing but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!”

“Graaaagh! Somebody shut this dimwit up!”

Ganondorf began taking large, menacing strides towards Fawful.

“And now is the time when our battle begins, which will be mighty! Headgear! I am calling on you!”

Fawful’s Headgear rocketed from out of nowhere, landing, not surprisingly, on his head. Using the dual jetpacks, he floated into the air.

“Hahahahahahahaha! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of RAGE! My FURY, which I have much of, will be known! Now I will drizzle rage dressing on the salad of evil that is my sandwich of desires! And, best of all, this battle will be the mustard on that sandwich!

THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Fawful’s Headgear began spitting energy blasts at Ganondorf. The first one that hit him seemed not to faze him at all. Ganondorf just kept walking through the hail of Headgear blasts, straight up to Fawful himself. He grabbed Fawful by the neck, and squeezed.

“SHUT. UP.”

But even this couldn’t quiet the small toady.

“My voice! I am hearing it being crushed out of the box where it lives!”

Ganondorf kept choking him.

“Fink… rats… I am laughing at you… even from my doom…”

And then he was still. Ganondorf dropped Fawful where he was, and walked slowly out of the room. The other villains followed him.

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Alive: 17
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)
Boudica (Revived)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 21
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury

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Night 7 Begins

It may have to be a 48-hour round, but it's possible I could get it done tomorrow. Assume it's 24 hours until I post here tomorrow saying it's extended.

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:16

Night 7

Tonight, Sephiroth would once again meet his challenged foe on the roof of the laboratory. This time, the clouds covered the moon and stars. The only light would be coming from what reached the roof from the rest of the factory below.

Sephiroth’s vision in the dark was not as strong as his other qualities. Although he could see well enough to fight effectively, he might have trouble if his opponent was particularly skilled, like Golbez had been. As he opened the door out to the rooftop, he squinted as his eyes adjusted themselves.

As it was, the Arbiter could see Sephiroth perfectly. So perfectly, in fact, that he pulled off a headshot with his laser carbine.

“ARGH! Fool! Apparently you must have no respect for the rules of combat… hehehehehehehe… Now you’ll have to witness what a nightmare I am when fully unleashed!”

Although Sephiroth felt the pain and it certainly hurt him, it would take more than just a single headshot to seriously injure him. He drew his blade, and then began focusing energy. Electricity began to crackle around him, and the sheer excess of energy was radiating from his body as a light source. It lit up a space of five yards around Sephiroth, and he could see for twenty now that his eyes had adjusted. Still, the Arbiter was nowhere to be seen.

The Arbiter fired his carbine three more times, but this time the white-haired warrior dodged easily around them. He looked in the direction where the shots came from, only to see the Arbiter vanishing away again.

“Coward… a cloaking device, eh?”

He rushed over to the area, and began swinging his ten-foot-long sword wildly. He would surely cut the Arbiter somewhere. On the third swing, he met resistance. The Arbiter, coming into contact with another object, now appeared in the space in front of Sephiroth.

He had wedged the Masamune between the dual blades of his energy sword. With a blow from his free hand, he forced Sephiroth back, and disappeared again.

“Hahahaha! Since when did you expect me to continue playing your games?”

With a snap of his fingers, the radiating light around Sephiroth became an explosion of flame.

As the blast spread outward, it burned the Arbiter and damaged his cloaking device. His blade raised, Sephiroth lunged and landed a shallow cut across the Arbiter’s chest, which a hundredth of a second earlier would have been cleaved in two. The Arbiter countered, skewering Sephiroth’s sword arm with the energy sword.

Sephiroth groaned in rage, switching to his other arm, but it was to no avail: the Arbiter knocked the blade out of his hands. Starting up his cloaking device again, he turned and dived off the side of the laboratory.

When Sephiroth had recovered his wounds, he walked up to the edge. The Arbiter’s body was nowhere to be seen on the ground far below.

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Eggman brought his palm to his face. He was once again sitting in the surveillance room. Standing outside in the doorway were Meta Ridley and the Headless Knight. The Knight was defending Eggman, and Meta Ridley had taken it upon himself to defend the defender. The two, upon the Knight’s suggestion, formed a formidable team. He was mounted on Ridley’s back, blade drawn, with the cyborg dragon also readied for combat. The Knight had taken to calling himself the “Headless ~~Horseman~~ Dragon Rider”, which was also odd considering he was lacking a mouth.

The surveillance screen, however, drew Eggman’s attention away from the idiocy on display outside.

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What Eggman saw on the screen was that Kefka had left his room. Giggling with maniacal laughter, he began waltzing his way down the halls.

He stopped outside a door. Kicking it down, he saw that the room had been partially damaged before. However, there was nobody inside it... interspersed throughout the insane laughter were a few phrases of literate language.

“Ahahahaahaha! Think you’re clever, eh, little serpent? Well, I assure you, no one’s more clever than me…”

He left the room and began walking the halls again, this time stopping at the door on the opposite end of the hallway. Listening carefully, he decided this was the one. He kicked, full force.

“OW!”

And on the other side, the King Cobra shouted in pain. He had been invisible, and snuck into the room of Gruntilda the Witch, who was snoring nearly as loud as Bowser was known to. Now, he would have a nasty bruise on the back of his eyeless head.

Gruntilda woke up with a start, a typical Metal Gear article of punctuation appearing over her head.

“Wha-? A clown, and a blind guy smoking a joint?
And what’s with this stupid exclamation point?”

Annoyed, the exclamation point grumbled and disappeared into nonexistence. Kefka rejoined in his maniacal laughter. He was standing in the doorway, so only his jester-shaped silhouette was visible to King Cobra and Gruntilda.

“Thought you could get away, little snake? Now you BURN!! There can only be one! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”

Flames engulfed the Cobra, but he wasn’t going down without a fight. His scales burning, he lunged at Kefka with his snake-arm, biting down hard on his neck. Screaming in pain, Kefka drew a knife from his garb, and began stabbing King Cobra with a maniacal fury. On at least three occasions he attempted to gouge his non-existant eyes out.

Finally, his blade landed hard on the snake-arm, severing it completely. It writhed around on the floor, still trying to bite at his ankles. He stomped on the disgusting creature, splattering it, just as a new snake head grew out of the Cobra’s bloody stump. Turning invisible, King Cobra began running down the hallway, attempting to escape. Kefka wouldn’t allow it.

Grabbing one of the pipes that constantly hung overhead, he tore it open. Then, he set fire to the gas inside. Flames rolled down the pipe until they reached the corner, where an elbow joint burst, creating a wall of fire to prevent the Cobra’s escape.

Now Cobra had to choose between fire, or knives and more fire. It wasn’t a very easy choice, but he wasn’t given a chance to make a decision. Kefka’s knife, set on fire, flew through the air and pierced his leg.

Kefka ran towards the now-visible Cobra, punching him in the face and stunning him. He quickly grabbed the knife again and used it to split King Cobra’s chest open.

“I’m going to make sure your death… has as much PAIN as POSSIBLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!”

Placing his hand on the open wound, Kefka began burning King Cobra from the inside out. When the fire reached his head, it began spewing out of his mouth, nose, ears, and empty eye sockets. When Kefka was done with him, he was nothing but a burnt-out carcass.

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I would have pictures of King Cobra, but sadly there has never been a Resident Evil-Metal Gear crossover.

Alive: 16
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Boudica (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 22
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)

Day 8 Begins

It ends tomorrow, 9:00PM (so I don't have to keep saying it, all times I give are GMT-5 or EST.

EDIT: Actually, I may have to make it another 48 hour round. You guys may need it anyway. Here's a poll: would you like Day Phases to be 48 hours now? I will still keep Nights to 24 when possible, because there's less need for more time.

**Chaotix** · 05-09-2009, 05:18

I did this one earlier once I saw LG was going to be lynched... more than ever, I suggest you listen to the music link... it will certainly set the atmosphere.

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Day 8

The next day, Eggman related to the Council what he had witnessed through the security cameras. After hearing about, and seeing the atrocities firsthand that Kefka had committed to his fellow villain, King Cobra, the Council began clamoring for his head. Kefka was clever, though. When they began interrogating him, he danced around all of their questions… he was Dancing Mad.

“Gwahahahar! That’s it! Now we’ve caught you, Kefka- or should I say, hero! Stand still while I wash that paint off your disguised face with my burning breath!”

“Hee, hee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why, look at me! You cannot possibly claim that I am not a villain, fools! I have poisoned the water supply of an entire city and killed thousands. I have destroyed the world that I hail from and killed MILLIONS.”

Ganondorf now spoke.

“Hmph. I agree with you, and I think Bowser has it all wrong. There is very little chance you are a hero in disguise, with the way you flayed the Cobra like that. A very evil move of you… and stylish as well. I like it.”

“Why, thank you. You’re not nearly as disgusting, confused, nor mentally challenged as you look, Ganondorf. At least I have one true villain who agrees with me here, a real… King of Evil, I might add.”

“I was not done yet. If you remember, we have had traitors who were not necessarily heroes, either. Might I point out that freak Dimentio again?”

“Dimentio. Hee hee hee! He wasn’t nearly as good at killing as I am. He only managed to get one of you guys, and that was only by controlling his mind! He was just a wannabe psychotic jester, not the real deal like myself.”

“You’re not helping your case. Do you even realize that?”

“No, I suppose not. But it hardly matters now. You are all doomed. You were doomed from the beginning, when you decided to bring me here. I am the greatest warrior in the history of history! I had no need for your petty doomsday machine! I AM a doomsday machine. I have been turned into a god in my lands. I could have killed you all where you stood on that first day, just for daring to distract me from my daily routine of killing, pillaging, and managing my own personal cult! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!”

Kefka broke out into a stream of maniacal laughter that lasted for at least a minute. When he finished, he continued his insane rant.

“-HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HA… hee, hee. Yes, I could’ve killed you all with the flick of a finger, because I am a GOD! But instead, in my wisdom, I decided that it would be more fun to kill you all night by night and watch you squirm in terror. I am the true evil, here, the evil that kills other lesser evils! None of you can even begin to call yourselves villains, none can hold a candle to my might! And now… the fun is gone for me. All that remains is rage. Rage that I will use to kill each and every one of you! But first… have a present! AHAHAHAAHAAA!”

Kefka raised his hands to the air, and giant bolts of lightning shot from his fingertips. They struck all of the machines and electrical equipment in the laboratory, causing many to explode. The Dimensional Scrambler was blown to pieces, and all of the lights went out, plunging the room into darkness. A few seconds later, the backup generator kicked in, turning the lights back on. Kefka was nowhere to be seen. But he was heard.

“HEE HEE HEE! Looking for me? You’d better watch out, because here I come!”

Fire rained from the ceiling, causing many villains to duck and cover. After it came a spinning, whirling figure, hurtling at a frightening speed towards the ground. Midway through it changed course, heading directly for Bowser, and striking him square in the face. Kefka hopped off the koopa, wiping turtle blood off of his shoe. Bowser lay on the floor, bloodied and unmoving.

The closest villain to Kefka, King Dedede, rushed towards him at full speed (however slow it was, due to his huge girth) with his hammer raised over his head. A second later, the hammer fell to the ground with a clatter, and Dedede followed with a thump, with a knife jabbed deep into his eye.

“Anyone ELSE want to challenge me, or will I have to go and confront you myself before I kill you?”

Several brave villains, Sephiroth, Ganondorf, and Meta Ridley included, answered the challenge, charging at Kefka from all directions. Meta Ridley shot fireballs from his mouth, which were easily deflected by Kefka towards Sephiroth. The white-haired warrior wasted precious seconds as he blocked them with his sword.

Ganondorf, meanwhile, reared up for a huge punch. As his fist plunged towards Kefka, dark flames appeared around it. Kefka, however, grabbed the King of Evil’s fist with his left hand and flung him backwards over his head. Provided with time caused by the distraction, he turned just in time to meet Sephiroth’s assault.

The Masamune slashed downwards in a vertical strike. What it met, however, was not soft flesh, but rather the jester’s bare hands, holding the thin blade in place on either side. Stuck once again in a deadlock, Sephiroth noticed Kefka’s right shoulder, with two bloody puncture marks in it. The area around them was swollen and gray. Sephiroth pushed further to the right of Kefka, and struggling to withstand the pressure on his weakened side, he released the blade. It veered off, severing Kefka’s right arm from the elbow.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! That… hurt. You HURT me! I’ll burn that pretty little face of yours right off!”

With his remaining hand, he seized Sephiroth’s face and hair, and began covering it in flames. Sephiroth roared in agony. Ganondorf, reawakened by the cry, leapt to his feet. He ran to Kefka and unleashed a Warlock Punch into his face, sending him staggering backwards.

Sephiroth lunged towards the stunned Kefka, mercilessly tearing his limbs off with the Masamune. When only his torso and head remained, he shoved the point of the sword straight through Kefka’s laughing, screaming mouth. Turning it over, he wrenched it straight upwards, slicing the rest of Kefka’s face in two.

But Sephiroth did not look much better himself. His face was irreparably scarred by the insane demi-god. Covering his face were hideous third degree burn marks, and his once-clear skin was a sickly gray. His eyes were sunken in, and an unnatural yellowish color. The irises were red. And his hair had been scorched. The once-silver sheen had been reduced to a dull gray in the places where his locks still remained. The tips were tinged soot black.

The villains walked over to the two bodies on the floor. Dedede was dead; there was no chance for him. Bowser, however, appeared to be bloodied, but unconscious. It was a miracle he was alive at all; a blow like that should have snapped his neck.

They had caught another traitor, that much was for sure. But what would happen now? There was no way for the villains to return to their home dimensions. The answers would lie in wait for the future…

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Alive: 14
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
TheFluffyOne
Boudica (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 24
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)
LittleGrizzly
Glenn (Wrath of a God)

Night 8 Begins