Re: The Council of Villains- Summary Thread
Bowser dared not make a sound. He was in terrible pain, and the wound that Sephiroth had inflicted might kill him within the hour. For now, he still had time. Sephiroth was reveling in his own strength… if he could only…
He reached the control panel of the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom, crawling along the floor. Finding the mode switch, he changed it from “Empower” to "Destroy". Now, using the only means he could, he smashed his head on the fire button and hoped for the best.
Sephiroth barely had time to realize what was going on. He turned, hearing electrical whirring, only to see the so-called Super Weapon readying to fire again. It remained set to the same target it had last time. The energy cannon fired, this time a huge, searing laser beam instead of energizing radio-waves. Sephiroth was disintegrated, pretty face, wings, and all, before he could let out a scream.
“Now… make it heal ‘em… all of ‘em… bring them back to life…”
Bowser smashed his head on the control panel a few more times. Somehow, this miracle machine seemed to understand him, although it’s doubtful it enjoyed the head-bashing.
On the screen showed a question.
“SET SUPER VAGUE WEAPON TO ‘HEAL ALL VILLAINS’? Y/N”
After struggling to find the ‘Y’ key on the keyboard, Bowser agreed.
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Just two days later, all of the villains (without Kefka, Dimentio, Sephiroth, and the Antiheroes, of course) were ready to fire up the machine for the final time. This would grant each and every one of them their greatest desire: to rule their worlds, to destroy their galaxies, even to drive the fastest high-speed racing cars. But each and every villain would get his wish, and be sent back to his own dimension.
Dr. Eggman, Ganondorf, and Bowser would stay in touch, of course- Eggman sent with each of them a powerful AI-based robot, to help set up an inter-dimensional communications post.
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BOWSER was finally able to defeat the remaining Mario brother, and all of his stupid friends. He kidnapped Princess Peach, this time for good, and made himself King of the Mushroom Kingdom. He uses the Toads as his own personal footstools when he is not making mushroom sandwiches out of them for lunch. Still, there are rumors of Mario still living underground, in the pipe systems… every time he appears, he is promptly trounced.
DR. EGGMAN exacted his revenge on Sonic the Hedgehog, killing him and every one of his little animal friends. He has learned a valuable lesson in not placing glowing targets on his giant battle robots, and this has made him all the more powerful. He rules over the Earth of his dimension with an iron fist, and has created an Eggman Empire of robots and machinery.
GANONDORF killed that stupid Link kid and wiped out his hero lineage once and for all. He took the Triforce of Wisdom from Zelda as well, and killed her, having no use for her any longer. Now, with all three pieces of the Triforce, he literally rains terror over Hyrule. He has made his world a sadistic plaything, and all the people are his ants to step on.
META-RIDLEY continually terrorizes the galaxy again and again. His force of Space Pirates has toppled the Galactic Federation, and Samus Aran has nearly been killed by him on several occasions. While she just barely manages to survive, the winged terror will finish her off one of these days… and if he doesn’t, she’s bound to run out of oxygen someday, anyway.
THE BLACK KNIGHT finally regained the use of both his limbs and his head. His armor is now truly impenetrable to any sword, and he has used this strength to make himself the King of all of Tellius. He has defeated and killed Ike of the Greil Mercenaries, toppled the Begnion Empire, and even crushed the Dragons of Goldoa. He is truly an unstoppable force.
ALL OF THE OTHER VILLAINS achieved their greatest wishes as well, in their own dimensions. But they weren’t alive at the final lynch so the host says they don’t get a little victory message of their own, because he doesn’t have nearly enough time to do that.
VICTORY: VILLAINS!
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