bar soap or bodywash?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dirt and germs wouldn't even dare touching me, talk about real men.

They do.

When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.

[Vuk]

When I rub a bar of soap on my body, I clean the soap. Talk about a real man.

[Togakure]

Bar soap at the basin for a quick hands/face wash, body wash in the shower, lava soap after playing grease monkey, and Doc Bronner's when camping or backpacking.

A smart "real" man makes effective use of all available resources and doesn't let social stereotypes and prejudices affect his psyche .

[miotas]

lava soap after playing grease monkey

At the risk of sounding repetitive, what you need there is gumption.



This stuff lifts anything.

I'm not sure if you can get it in America, but if you can't you should get it anyway.

REAL men use gumption.

[Fragony]

When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.

I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.

I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.

[Fragony]

I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.

They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.

[a completely inoffensive name]

They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.

False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.

[Vuk]

I am so manly, that I wash with the blood of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,00,000 fallen foes daily. Talk about a man.

[Fragony]

False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.

Even my mom thinks that's pretty gay and I am her favorite.

[Vuk]

Even my mom thinks that's pretty sissified and I am her favorite.

Better change it Frag or that big grouch Lemur will come down on you. :P