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[A Very Super Market]

You can't use any of those things (Maybe the bears....) if you don't have any oil!


Somalia, ruining dreams since 1981.

[Iskander 3.1]

I've got the Caspian sea, has all the oil I need.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I swear, if I have to nuke you with subs I will!!!! (Somalia)

not when I blow it up Iskander!!!!

[Greyblades]

I realy am not getting through these special roles very fast. Somolia's done.

[Jolt]

Somalia will be one of the first countries to be conquered by Portugal. They were a strategically important part of the control of Indian trade, which we shall seek to regain surpremacy once again.

[A Very Super Market]

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. You think you can take down Somalia? Well first, you have to get here-NO OIL! Bahahaha!

And we don't claim responsibility. It's those damn pirates.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

technically Somalia is still part of NATO....... how about we just pay you more than Russia?

[Jolt]

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. You think you can take down Somalia? Well first, you have to get here-NO OIL! Bahahaha!

And we don't claim responsibility. It's those damn pirates.

Sorry.

[Greyblades]

Both Germanies are done.

[pevergreen]

Heh heh heh.

I plan on following the protip.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

we really should have gotten more Warsaw pact players.... the way things are now if NATO stays together we could completely own them.

[White_eyes:D]

Well if Russia tries anything funny......I well make sure they pay heavily..... (I mean I am just a guy who wants to see some crazy formation of Nations.....right now...NATO is the closet thing to it....)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

this is the USSR we are talking about, they are ALWAYS trying to do something funny

[White_eyes:D]

It looks like Poland needs a good shove in that case..... I really don't mind being a pain in Russia's if they want to mess around....

[White_eyes:D]

Oh yeah....does beefy really have Gundams??? I am going to try and research some super weapon of some sort....

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Japan has gundams in there own minds if thats what you mean. although if beefy really wanted to spend years of research and billions of dollars creating some sort of humanoid shaped tank then more power to him. I will be using that time to make a missile capable of piercing its armor and destroying it (and my missile is going to cost a heck of a lot less ) gundams are perhaps the least cost effective weapon EVER

[White_eyes:D]

That depends.....if they came with some kind of jamming technology(in almost every one) then your missles *might* be useless (why I said I would come up with some sort of super weapon...)

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

so now they have enough money to create gundams AND jamming technology? these people are brilliant (, you have a point though, but if they jam missile wouldn't they also jam the gundams? )
then I will simply have to use grenades, or perhaps dynamite (slap some dynamite on its legs and it will be Useless!)

[Greyblades]

We really should have gotten more Warsaw pact players.... the way things are now if NATO stays together we could completely own them.
I never said that signups are closed if we can find afew more players willing to play warsaw factions then I'll let them play.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ahhh, I will start hunting for some more players then. Need to at least find someone for Poland.

[Iskander 3.1]

Don't forget Poland!

http://www.youforgotpoland.org/mjames/yfp/

[Beefy187]

Japan has gundams in there own minds if thats what you mean. although if beefy really wanted to spend years of research and billions of dollars creating some sort of humanoid shaped tank then more power to him. I will be using that time to make a missile capable of piercing its armor and destroying it (and my missile is going to cost a heck of a lot less ) gundams are perhaps the least cost effective weapon EVER

Well, we have plan B and C ready as well...
Godzilla first, then Ultraman

[Greyblades]

Mechas in the 1980's...

[Beefy187]

Mechas in the 1980's...

Well in that case, Astro Boy, Gigantar and Majingar Z
1979, we'll have our gandams

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

doesn't Godzilla try to destroy Japan with surprising regularity? I think you are going to have a lot of problems trying to get Godzilla to do anything you want it to.

[Beefy187]

doesn't Godzilla try to destroy Japan with surprising regularity? I think you are going to have a lot of problems trying to get Godzilla to do anything you want it to.

Well, if you "visit" my country while Godzilly is having fun....
Godzilla will throw spads at any army who tries to invade Japan, chews the nuclear misiles, Rip those tanks like toys... Whip those fighters like mosquitos.

Ofcause, it will be a lose lose situation for me, if no one invades us..

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

besides who would want to attack Japan? we get all of the gaming consoles from you guys. we need you hard at work on the next next gen. so get to work!

[Greyblades]

Sorry I didnt do any role pms yesterday but due to some circumstances I ended up drinking a cocktail of cocacola lime and apple juce... you can see where I'm going here.

[Greyblades]

Pakistan is done.
You know I was origionally going to have morale as a sort of tie breaker stat but seeing as pretty much 1/6 of the trade goods and atributes increase or decrease it I guess I'm going to have to think of something to make having morale boosting trade partners more relevent.

[Iskander 3.1]

Vietnam war revisited:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218516