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[Askthepizzaguy]

should China really have nukes???

Turkey does not like China having nukes, eh? We don't need Defcon. We only need the word of our Chairman. He says those who threaten China must die. You have more to be concerned about than China. I am sure that Soviet Union does not like having NATO ally on their doorstep.

China tends to its own business, you tend to yours. I don't know what it is you Turkeys are doing... perhaps being cooked rotisserie style. If it take too long, China offers to heat you up very fast.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

baaaahhhh, china can be as huffy and puffy as it wants, it wont change the fact if it tries to nuke someone in NATO then it will be bombed faster than it can say child labor laws

[Askthepizzaguy]

British Imperialists complaining about Child Labor laws? Very funny. Hahahaha.

Not everyone sit on big pile of money. Some of us have 1 billion people to feed. Before you push your laws on us, you silly English types, why don't you worry about the Irish Republican Army? Once you restore law and order to your own islands, then you can talk down to China as if you know what is best for us. Until then, continue to buy our products and eat our food because you know China is better.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Hey I was just saying not to get to gun ho about your nukes, (Stupid cultural isolationists thinking they are better the everyone else!)

British Imperialists complaining about Child Labor laws? Very funny. Hahahaha.

I actually laughed at this

[Beefy187]

Confirmed:
ATPG: China
Drizzt: UK.
AVSM: Somolia
Beskar: Iran.
Pevergreen : Sweden.
Ichigo: Italy
White_eyes:D: Turkey
The Flax: Pakistan.
Khaan: Indonesia.

Debatable/Taken by default/Given because I need the superpowers to be under a player's control:
YLC: USA (For now, I don't really understand why no-one else wants the tied-most powerful country in the world)
Iskander: USSR
Kazaar: East Germany

Undecided (I'm tempted to make one of them France but its their call):
Beefy.
Blackadder.

Well then, I'm going to have to ask for a few more players to join and take France, India, West Germany and Great Britain, then I can start work on the players goals and find a way to represent the amount of troops each country has.

If no one is taking it, I would love to have Japan.

If not, Taiwan or Korea is fine

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey I was just saying not to get to gun ho about your nukes,

We get Gungho, and we also get Guangzhou and Qingdao. I make a funny. Now, why should China not be proud of our nukes? Unites States parade around like it is policeman of the world, touting it's nuclear power. Needs to be poured a big glass of mind your own business.

Feast your eyes on true leadership.

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[Cultured Drizzt fan]

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Excuse me while I go express my joy over in the trash can, preferably one made in china.

[Beefy187]

We get Gungho, and we also get Guangzhou and Qingdao. I make a funny. Now, why should China not be proud of our nukes? Unites States parade around like it is policeman of the world, touting it's nuclear power. Needs to be poured a big glass of mind your own business.

Feast your eyes on true leadership.

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I don't care what china does, as long as China doesn't go east beyond the Sea of Japan.

Or over the North Korean boarders.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I understand that China and Japan are due to experience a great new era of trade and cooperation.

[Beefy187]

I understand that China and Japan are due to experience a great new era of trade and cooperation.

As long as you leave Korea, Taiwan and Tibet alone my friend
If not, Wrath of USA will strike you... Beat you down like a sack of potatoes!!

I'm not sure if I'm even getting Japan

[TheFlax]

China sure talks a lot for an isolationist state.

[Askthepizzaguy]

North Korea is our ally. South Korea will see the error of its ways and rejoin the glorious North on it's own. Taiwan is part of China. That's why we represent China, not them, on the security council. Tibet has been part of China for thirty years. Not to worry. We take good care of our people. That's why they have freedom of religion and freedom of the press and they vote in free elections, so long as we approve of their choices.

[Captain Blackadder]

Allright then I will take France.

We shall not be known as surrender monkeys for much longer.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Obligatory french joke: how many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?
we don't know, they never tried!

[Captain Blackadder]

You foolish English pig dog to try your cooking is to lose all hope in humanity.Go back to your fish n chips whilst I have some lovely Cuisse de cochon de lait rôtie, purée de pommes; jus de cuisson.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

at least we can spell our food without consulting a thesaurus.

[TheFlax]

at least we can spell our food without consulting a thesaurus.

Those are not complicated words in french.

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Yes, I am a french native speaker.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ok fine, at least I can read English food without consulting a thesaurus

I guess I should be nicer to good old france, we are on the same side after all.

[Captain Blackadder]

Those are not complicated words in french.

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Yes, I am a french native speaker.

fantastique, It is a fine dish is it not?

As for you britisher you are inculte

[A Very Super Market]

Mao is dead, foolish Chinese. Even us Somalians know that! We're going to take your goods now, mmkay?



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[navarro951]

HONG KONG IS CHINA! TAIWAN IS CHINA! TIBET IS CHINA!

Nobody touches China land.

Taiwan and Tibet are not China.

Tibet is its own people.

Taiwan is an enemy government of China...while they are Chinese in nationality...just nationalists.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Puts finger on the button.*

Tibet and Taiwan are China.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

what ever happened to MAD??? good old mad, how I knew ye well...... yet china here doesnt seem to subscribe to the same ideals I guess....

[Askthepizzaguy]

We are not ruled by Dr. Claw! Inspector Gadget is not our arch-nemesis! We're China, not MAD!

[Beefy187]

Taiwan and Tibet are not China.

Tibet is its own people.

Taiwan is an enemy government of China...while they are Chinese in nationality...just nationalists.

For the sake of our friendship and continuing our tradition of ambiguity, Japan will not comment on this matter

However if Taiwan and Korea is to be under our control, then I will have to mildly protest...

[ULC]

I fear the Chinese are a bit delusional - America does not strut around, acting as the worlds policeman and cowing others with it's nuclear weapons anymore then the Russians do.

At least we are not so utterly oppressive so as to destroy your cultural heritage and intellectual infrastructure.

[taka]

Taiwan and Tibet are not China.

Tibet is its own people.

Taiwan is an enemy government of China...while they are Chinese in nationality...just nationalists.

sorry to say, but being a brit born chinese, i have to say that Taiwan is part of china (history is along the lines of civil war caused a bunch of chinese to move to taiwan, and the full chinese name for taiwan consists of the words china.)

Tibet has also been part of china for a looooong time, if i remember correctly, at least from the Song dynasty, maybe even before.

and please don't judge china from american and british television alone - china has done a lot to improve it's status and it just needs time to further improve itself. whilst there are always places that want to hinder china's improvement, just give them time.

[Askthepizzaguy]

As an aside, my statements are attempts at entertaining representations of my imagination of what a spokesperson of the People's Republic of China would say. They may not be accurate, and I may not agree with them.

[navarro951]

sorry to say, but being a brit born chinese, i have to say that Taiwan is part of china (history is along the lines of civil war caused a bunch of chinese to move to taiwan, and the full chinese name for taiwan consists of the words china.)

Tibet has also been part of china for a looooong time, if i remember correctly, at least from the Song dynasty, maybe even before.

and please don't judge china from american and british television alone - china has done a lot to improve it's status and it just needs time to further improve itself. whilst there are always places that want to hinder china's improvement, just give them time.

No...NO and NOOO! Tibet is a people who while they have been oppressed by the Chinese are their own people. They have their own country on a map and are their own people. And Taiwan is Taiwan. It has its own political agenda, its own military, and the US backs it. The Nationalists left after the Commies took over and went to Taiwan, again the Tibetians and Taiwanese may be of Chinese decent and nationality, but they are most certainly their own country.

[TheFlax]

No...NO and NOOO! Tibet is a people who while they have been oppressed by the Chinese are their own people. They have their own country on a map and are their own people. And Taiwan is Taiwan. It has its own political agenda, its own military, and the US backs it. The Nationalists left after the Commies took over and went to Taiwan, again the Tibetians and Taiwanese may be of Chinese decent and nationality, but they are most certainly their own country.

I'm going to preempt here and ask that this subject be dropped. If anyone wants to discuss politics you can always use PMs or the Backroom.

This game will require a lot of self moderation from everyone if its going to work, please avoid debates on political views and racist stereotypes or this thread will simply end in one big argument.

Thank you.

EDIT: This was not aimed at you in particular navarro, I quoted you because it was relevant to what I was trying to say.