Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
Oh come on, now, Beefy... we're your closest relatives in China. We care about you more than the United States... they won't even let you have a military.

We forgive you for World War II, that was decades ago. let's be friends.
He's a terrible lair, we have and always will have your best interests at heart. Indeed, your restricted in using your military in an arbitrary and reckless way - this shows intelligence and forsight on your part, but it does not restrict your ability to defend yourselves or use it for good purposes. And we never imposed this upon you, it was you, your own people, who wrote that into law.

The US has always and will continue to think of Japan as one of it's closest friends.