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    Default Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    This is wayyyy too good not to be brought up here...

    Basicly, a polish catholic priest has just released a steamy book regarding catholics sex-life. Forget the old taboo-view and sinful regrets!

    He gives advice on different sexual positions, how to have hot oral sex and so on...

    I mean, don't get me wrong, I've always known catholic girls (preferably from a boarding school) are the most naughty ones out there... But this just takes it such a nice step further!

    GO GO CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!


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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    Good for him,

    Sex as you don't know it: For married couples who love God
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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    I hope the book has a happy ending...

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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    "Every act — a type of caress, a sexual position — with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God,"

    Thank you for making God sound like a pervert, it is stuff like this that makes me disdain of the Catholic Church.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    "Every act — a type of caress, a sexual position — with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God,"

    I guess I have pleased Got a LOT this winter then. Or wait, do I have to be married with the woman in question or is it enough if the woman is married?

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    Ranting madman of the .org Senior Member Fly Shoot Champion, Helicopter Champion, Pedestrian Killer Champion, Sharpshooter Champion, NFS Underground Champion Rhyfelwyr's Avatar
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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    Just ask your local priest, getting away with as much as possible seems to be the spirit of the day.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    "Every act — a type of caress, a sexual position — with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God,"

    Thank you for making God sound like a pervert, it is stuff like this that makes me disdain of the Catholic Church.
    I like the idea that God is a pervert, because then I'm 100% made in His image...

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    Default Re: Catholics! Grab your wifes, it's fun time!

    Thank you for making God sound like a pervert, it is stuff like this that makes me disdain of the Catholic Church.

    If god gave us these sexual organs, surely he wants us to experience pleasure with them... inside a loving mono something relationship....
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