
Originally Posted by
Fiddling_nero
Oh yes everyone knows about Sir Issac Newton.(of course) One game after I had established a foundation of early technology in Britannia I sent him to the continent to steal tech from other nations. However when I got to Magdeburg I had an opportunity that I couldn't pass up.
Sir Issac: COME OUT OF THERE YOU CALCULUS STEALING SWINE!
Leibniz: Me? I didn't steal it. It's not my fault you never published your work.
Sir Issac: Lying swine. I demand satisfaction.
Leibniz: I choose pistols.
*one week later*
Sir Issac: *click*
Leibniz: *click* Is the bullet stuck? *BOOM* *thud*
(not bad for a 90 year old Englishman)
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