Soviet mini mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alive:

AVSM
Splitpersonality
Captain Blackadder
Beskar
ATPG
Beefy187
Wishazu

I will demand the head of foolish person who said that KGB cannot carry weapon. I have always carried weapon. Now, I have no weapon. So I must protest... how are we supposed to defend Glorious Leader from the evil capitalist pig? I say nyet; we must search everyone and see if one of us are carrying weapon for which to shoot Glorious Leader. Those who refuse are capitalists.

[Splitpersonality]

I must agree with this protest, it is unfair to take the weapons of all in an attempt to weed out just one with a gun.

but I suppose if our leader wills it, for now we must comply, even if it is begrudgingly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well comrade, since you're the only other person who decided to show up, what do you say to forming secret alliance for which to capture the sneaky capitalist? I will be the head of the KGB, and you can be my secret agent. But don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Whoops, forgot to send this using private message. Ah well... in Soviet Russia, message sends YOU!

[Splitpersonality]

Can't think of any good "in soviet russia"s right now comrade, i'm sorry.

[Caius]

In America, you tell the secrets
In Soviet Russia, the secrets tell You!!!
In America, you fail at life
In Soviet Russia, life fails at you!!!

Oh, time for lame Rusian reversal jokes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

In United States, you learn nouns and verbs.
In Soviet Russia, noun verbs YOU!

[Beskar]

Vote: Caius

Those jokes were bad.

[Caius]

In America, you Get the thing moving
In Soviet Russia, you get the thing moving also

[Askthepizzaguy]

In America, you wiretap without a warrant.
In Soviet Russia, we shoot you in the face.

vote: No lynch

In Soviet Russia, if Commie tells bad joke, you laugh.