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    Default Fillet Royale. Updated rules and summary thread

    Now I really have to finish Noble Sons soon don't I?

    I was going to host it over at the TWC, but judging from the amount of active players over there right now, I thought its better to host it on the Org.

    Well Fillet Royale season is here.. Once again. The last game had four SKs. This one is going to have four mafia families

    City which once worshipped the Beef is no more. To prevent the disaster which could result from banning all meat products other then beef, Mayor decided that he'll allow any meat in this city.

    While the mayor hoped for the reduced crime rate... the truth was that the Beef gang whos been around for centuries was angered by the decisions made, declaring war on his rival gangs who worships other meat.

    While the gangs started to grow their strength, mayor summouned his frightened citizens to start lynching those who seems to be disturbing the peace.

    The story is a bit rushed, I'm afraid.

    Heres how the game is going to work.

    1. Four mafia families. Three men in each family, one being the God Father. The God Father must pick his henchmens. One of the member in the mafia crew must send in the kill write ups. Each family will get one kill each. Two if there is over 40 players (Highly Doubtful )

    2. Some players may get picked by two mafia families. In that case, player can choose to betray one or organise the two families to work together. Although even if they do organise the two families to work together, since the goal of God Fathers is their victory and theirs alone, at one point one will have to betray the other.

    3. The henchmen will turn townie if their God Father is killed. They'll die if the God Father is lynched.

    4. They'll be a detective, medic and a protector/ Role blocker who knows each others identity to give more power to the town.

    5. Roles of killed and lynched player will be revealed.

    6. All players can use the letter function. You can send an anonymous letter to other player/ group via the host.

    7. No pm quoting No pm quoting or revealing night actions in anyway shape or form after your death.

    8. They'll be a secret role

    9. Forgot about this... Kill description has to be done by one of the members in the mafia crew

    This is experimental so it could end up badly. Well if it does then at least the game won't last that long.

    I am looking for 30 players minimum to start. Cheers

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    Tratorix
    Captain Blackadder
    White_eyes
    taka
    Atheotes
    Splitpersonality
    LittleGrizzly
    Wishazu
    Caius
    Yaropolk
    Shinseikhaan
    Roadkill

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    Default Re: Fillet Royale. Updated rules and summery thread

    I've sent the roles to the God Fathers. They will now send me two henchmen of their choice. Then I will give out the town roles to those who wasn't chosen as henchmen.

    I've added couple more rules to make lifes hard for the mafia. Heres the copy paste from the God Father pms.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Please read the rules carefully, as I just came up with a few new ideas and may have changed the rules slightly. I will also write this in the actual thread.

    This game uses the “God Father” system introduced by Divine Wind. At the beginning of the game, you will send me the names of two players, who will work as your henchmen. As long as one of your henchmen lives, you are immune to investigation. Each henchman has the ability to murder one player, meaning your mafia crew gets two murders per night. You can kill only if both of your henchmen are dead and once your henchmen are dead, you lose your immunity to investigation. Your henchmen also have the ability to guard. If the rivals attack you with one henchman, as long as you have one henchman guarding you, you should be safe from murder. When you have two guards protecting you and they send one henchmen to kill you, the enemy henchmen will get murdered so use this ability wisely. Also, one of the members in the mafia crew will have to write the kill description. This is because my grammar and the narration skill are terrible. If you don’t send in orders, the targeted player will have the most boring death in the history of the Org mafia.

    Also another thing you should remember is that, since there are 4 mafia groups in this game, it is quite possible that one of your henchmen could be in the rival mafia group. Cross your fingers so that doesn’t happen. If it does, good luck. Your henchmen will turn into average townie on the event of your death, unless if the henchmen still belongs in other rival mafia.

    Finally other then the voting ability, just like everyone else in the game, you have the access to the letter rule. Letter rule is a feature which allows you to communicate with other players (Beefy187 for example), other group (Rival mafias, or all the mafias) and the whole community by sending it to the host. This letter will be distributed at the end of the night phase or included in the night write up if it is directed at the whole community.


    Also heres the townie pms for the mafia

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    Beefy187

    Role: Townie
    Allignment: Town
    Goal: Destroy all killers

    Greetings Beefy187

    You are the humble townie in the Meatapolis. The heaven for all food lovers.
    Being the good townie you are, while you may favour some meat over the others, you like all the meat products. You love your food, you love your life and you love your toww.

    The only concern is the recent mafia activities in the town. Those dead bodies hovering on the river all the time is not a good look, when your trying to eat your Steaks or fillets.. You respect those who are passionate about the food, but you despise anyone who ruins the peace..

    Your goal is to attend to Meatapolis meeting and help out the justice department of the community by finding those responsible for the killing...

    other then the voting ability, just like everyone else in the game, you have the access to the letter rule. Letter rule is a feature which allows you to communicate with other players (Beefy187 for example), other group (Rival mafias, or all the mafias) and the whole community by sending it to the host. This letter will be distributed at the end of the night phase or included in the night write up if it is directed at the whole community.

    Good luck


    I will create a summery thread once this game starts. Please wait a bit longer


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    Default Re: Fillet Royale. Updated rules and summery thread

    Late Day one write up.. Here we go.

    Day 1


    "Good morning people of Meatapolis!! This is Uralyt Tab from teh polis news.

    Firstly, I would lke to report the story about the Gang Wars raging across the city. Few of the mafia powers has been already wiped out such as the Crocodile mafia, Kangaroo mafia, Emu mafia, Frog mafia, snake mafia... Seafood mafia seems like they gave a decent fight, but the body of their leader was found in the river last night, which tells us that Seafood mafia are finally dead.

    Chief of police told the Teh Polis news that there are now only four mafia gangs left in the town. The strongest four. Police are finding it extremely difficult to find the members of those mafia groups as most members in the gang are locals.

    Mayor Shanta has announced the 'meeting' to be held once again.. Resemblance of the method used in the last gang attack few years ago.

    25 citizens will be summoned as suspects, as they are the ones who has the greatest influence over the masses, likely to be the top ranks of the mafia groups.

    This is Uralyt Tab... Teh polis news."

    .................................................................................................... ................

    0700 hours. 1st town assembly.

    "Greetings fellow citizens of Meetapolis. As you probebly know... I am your mayor.. Shanta. Ofcause you know, you elected me. Anyhow, today you are here to find those nasty mafia men amongst you. We have reasons to believe that at least... Four of you... Maybe more are the top ranks of the four strongest mafia in the town. If we manage to catch them, right here right now, we should be able to damage those mafia... And finally we can stop vomiting in breakfast at the sight of dead bodies floating on the river.

    So how we are going to do this is by voting for the most suspecious citizen. Who ever with the most amount of vote will be sent to jail for the simple test. They will be force fed with four steak fillet... If they can eat them all in 5 minutes.. They pass. They'll get out soon as this crisis is over. If they show allergic reactions... Bad luck.. They will spend their rest of the life in jail. Easy yes?

    See we can send all of you to jail, but human rights group has been making complaints to toss you lot in jail without a reason.. So to be frank with you. I'm letting you lot decide who the baddies are so I don't get the blame... Hey don't look at me like that.. If you do manage to catch those baddies, you'll be heroes!! All you boys will be flirted by the gals every night.. All you gals will be pulled from all directions by the boys.. Good!! You seem to like my ideas! I knew I was a genius! Anyway, do remember to come to each meeting, or else, i'll toss you in jail.. All yours "

    ...................................................................................

    The citizens didn't quite understand what to do... Or who to vote for.. but when they saw the police men surrounding the building.. They realised. They are not going home until they pick someone...


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    AVSM?
    Ichigo
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    YLC
    Besker
    ATPG
    General Hankerchief
    Diana Abnoba
    Death is Yonder
    Tratorix
    Captain Blackadder
    White_eyes
    taka
    Atheotes
    Splitpersonality
    LittleGrizzly
    Wishazu
    Caius
    Yaropolk
    Shinseikhaan
    Roadkill

    Force fed to insanity (killed) 0/25

    Jailed (Lynched) 0/25

    Night one will start in 40 hours from 0200 hours in GMT. Not sure what day that will be though. I'm terrible at maths..

    Normal phase will be 24 hours long. Although as a dodgey host I am, it normally takes 2 or 3 hours more then that.


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    Day 1 summery

    "Times up! Who did you choose?"

    Five pointed at Askthepizzaguy, including Pizzaguy him self.

    "Very well.. Mr Askthepizzaguy seems to be very certain of his guilt. Take him away for a quick test! Until tommorow.. You are all dismissed."

    .................................................................................................... ..........

    "Mr Pizzaguy... What is your occupation?"

    "I make Pizza"

    "If I recall correctly..... Most pop pizzas includes some kinds of Beef or Chicken yes? Do you like them both?"

    "And cheese!! Yes I do like them both."

    "So you being Pizzamen kind of proves that you are good citizen of this town doesn't it?"

    "No.. Name doesn't mean anything Mayor.. We have to be logical when we are finding those mafias... See.. "

    "Maybe later my friend." said the Mayor, nodding at the men at outside. He came in and placed five plates in front of him...

    "Veggies too?" Askthepizzaguy asked.

    "Yes. Just to make sure you've been a good boy, listning your mum telling you to eat some veggies. Know, I'm assuming you know the rule... You have 1 minituets to finish all five plates. If you show any hesitation to eat any of it... You'll go over time and you'll be guilty in my eyes. Ready! Go!" Mayor shouted before Pizzaguy was even ready..

    After three seconds of slight confusion, Pizzaguy started to eat. First completing the Beef steak, followed by Chicken... The populer toppings of his favourite food.. Pizza, then he wrapped the pork fillet with some lettace... He then reached for the lamb when mayor announced....

    "Times up my friend! Askthepizzaguy. The time is 8:46 am. You are under arrest for various criminal activities such as killing, force feeding the innocents, tossing a dead men in a river, discriminating other foods, namely lamb, and finally.... being naughty! You will spend your life in jail until someone gives me a very good reason why you shouldn't be in jail...Take him away!"

    So despite finishing four plates of food in relatively quick time, Askthepizzaguy was to be jailed for failing to finish the fitfh...


    Wishazu- 2 (Sasaki, Caius)
    Sasaki- 3 (taka, Ichigo, Yaropolk)
    pevergreen- 1 (Tiberius)
    Besker- 1 (YLC)
    Roadkill- 1 (GH)
    Diana- 1 (Captain Blackadder)
    ATPG- 5 (Khaan, pevergreen, Wishazu, Tratorix, ATPG)


    Abstain- (Cultured Drizzt Fan, Greyblades, Death is Yonder, Diana, Atheotes,Roadkill, Besker, Splitpersonality)

    No votes - (AVSM, White_eyes, LittleGrizzly)


    Alive 24/25
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    Sasaki Kojiro
    Greyblades
    Tiberius of the Drake
    AVSM
    Ichigo
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    YLC
    Besker
    General Hankerchief
    Diana Abnoba
    Death is Yonder
    Tratorix
    Captain Blackadder
    White_eyes
    taka
    Atheotes
    Splitpersonality
    LittleGrizzly
    Wishazu
    Caius
    Yaropolk
    Shinseikhaan
    Roadkill

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    Jailed (Lynched) 1/25
    ATPG


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    Night 1 summery



    Ungodly was the hour, and peaceful Ichigo's sleep. The sun’s light had not yet graced the sky when Ichigo was called from his bed. Rare is the occasion that he is roused from his slumber and called away. But this eve’s – or should we say, this morning’s –endeavors were to be unusual, per se.


    A somewhat garbled report had arrived, and suspicion of foul play aroused. A shriek had been heard in the dead of night – no doubt a wanderer lost in the realm of nightmares, uneasy and disturbed in their rest Ichigo was sure, but nonetheless the incident must be investigated, if only to soothe the agitated neighbor.

    Ichigo was joined by Drake and Jenkins, two burly, older officers who looked none too pleased to be cavorting the town at this hour without inasmuch as a pastry and a coffee to console them.

    They arrived at the scene of the alleged shriek, an aging, peeling house of seventeenth century design. The lawn and gardens, which must have once been splendid, were unkempt and overgrown, spilling over the iron fence and onto the walk, Ichigo noted. At the spur of the moment, he entertained the notion that none resided in this house at all.

    Drake and Jenkins, having no such petty doubts, strode purposefully through the rusting iron gate, up the crumbling walk and – oh! – up the creaking front stairs, and with no further ado rapped briskly on the door with Ichigo lagging behind timidly.

    In very short order a heavy clumping was to be heard echoing from the recesses of the dwelling. A handsome young man with sharp, intelligent features abruptly opened the door as Drake raised his ham-like fist to knock again. He seemed in high spirits, relatively unperturbed at the early hour.

    “Greetings my fine fellows,” he said pleasantly, even cheerily. “What brings you to my humble abode?”

    He behaved perfectly cordially, as if we were not calling upon his estate in the wee hours of the morning, but rather fashionable gentlemen visiting for tea.

    Drake, not being overly inclined to mindless chatter, gruffly stated the business. The gentleman lightheartedly shrugged off our untimely intrusion, and told us that the cry had been his own, uttered during a nightmare. He had reportedly been unable to return to sleep, and so had been revisiting a favorite novel when we called.

    Ichigo felt a rush of sweet relief mingled with annoyance at this. On one hand, the suspicions of foul play were alleviated. No brutal murder had been committed, no innocent lives lost. The neighborhood was safe from the denizens of darkness. But at the same time, a steamy mug of coffee was extremely desirable in Ichigo's mind, followed nearly by a warm breakfast.

    However, at this time all that was available was a pot of tea the man had courteously brewed; it would have to suffice. Ichigo sipped the invitingly warm liquid, noting an exotic but enjoyable taste, and settled down to listen to the man’s talk. Drake and Jenkins responded enough to be suitably polite, but no more than was strictly necessary while Ichigo remained comfortably silent.

    The man chatted innocently, telling us of a long term of apprenticeship with an elderly man, a butcher, who was off for a jaunt in the country, visiting an old acquaintance. That would certainly explain the plethora of beef occupying the room.

    Animated and lacking not for topics, he talked at length about any number of things, inquiring about such as like jobs, families, and wives. Slowly it seemed to Ichigo as though his easy demeanor was gradually becoming forced. The host, once gracious, became increasingly agitated and failed miserably to hide it. His already bright eyes grew overbright and frantic, darkting to and fro like a dragonfly over a pond, simply much less serene. The volume and rate of his tone of his voice increased enormously – he shouted rapidly and incoherently about no sensible thing whatsoever. He seemed quite berserk babling about Wagyu and porterhouse.

    Fear ensnared Ichigos sense, the blood pounding through his veins and sounding in his ears. He sat as rigid as the scantlings beneath his booted feet. He could scarce draw breath for fear as he ranted and raved.

    And it was then that Ichigo felt it. A shuddering, rhythmic thumping coursing up through the woodwork, coursing up through his legs and the wood of the chair into my seat and continuing its way upward to resonate in my ribcage, beating in time with his own heart.

    Ichigos own heart.

    Horrified, it was then that Ichigo realized; the steady beating coming from beneath the floor was a heart, a heart from a cow.

    Ordering his body to leap from the chair, to do something, nothing happened. A fruitless attempt. As such was the attempt to utter a cry; silence.



    Terror held Ichigos body paralyzed whilst his mind ran in endless circles; He could not think, He could not move. Drake and Jenkins were held immobile in a similar fashion. This was no terror holding Ichigo hostage, this was wagyu. Deadly wagyu, seeping through his veins and killing him slowly from the inside. He remembered faintly the exotic taste of the tea. Ah, the cleverness of the Beef Mafia. Still rigid as a board, Ichigo fell to the floor.

    Death took its icy hold on Ichigo's senses. His lungs were deflating, his vision blurred. He lost all resistance and gave in to lurking blackness. His eyes fluttered shut one last time, and his breath left his body for good.

    Ichigo was killed

    .......................................................................................

    Sasaki Kojiro was walking down street. He whistled to himself. Meatopolis was safe, after all. Why should he have to worry about being killed? He was walking, but didn't notice the red dot on his chest.

    He heard someone screaming "Sasaki, Watch Out! There is a red dot on your chest! It's a Sniper!!!"

    The man threw Sasaki what appeared to be a bulletproof vest, and he put it on without much thought. Not noticing that it was a vest covered with C-4 explosives!

    It was too late to take off the vest though, the button was pushed, and Sasaki went KABLOOEE! Somehow, his body was covered in sheep's wool afterwards.

    Sasaki was killed

    ........................................................................................

    After the silly meeting, Besker headed straight home. Modern house with good quality security. Besker had almost nothing to worry about... Except...

    "You weren't expecting any visitor were you?" said the shadowy figure sitting on Beskers sofa..

    "Who are you?"

    "You'll find out"

    Shadowy figure tackled Besker on the ground, and knocked him unconcious.

    Next thing he noticed was his ankle tied on a table, shadowy figure sitting in front of him.
    "I hope you like Vodka Besker.. Because your about to drink lots of it.."

    Besker woke up in his house with a head ache way past lunch time the next day. He groaned and called the taxi to head to the next meeting.
    .................................................................................................... .........................

    Upon the next meeting, those who arrived found a paper nailed to the Meatopolis senate door.

    It says
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    From your friendly neighborhood "garbage checkers"

    Tratorix is a chicken henchmen....lynch him


    .................................................................................................... ...........................

    When everyone arrived to the meeting hall, Mayor came in, with soldiers.. And an exotic creature
    "Greetings citizens!! Meet Heshe!! The meat eating Llama!!"
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



    "Now according to the scientists, all we have to do is, feed Heshe the flesh of those who were killed. Heres the experiment. Feed him Sasaki!"

    *Yum Yum...

    "Well Heshe?"

    "25 percent Beef, 12 percent Chicken, 12 percent pork 10 percent lamb and 41 percent Veggie in Sasakis fat!! Mwa!!"

    "Sasaki was most likely innocent... Feed him Ichigo!"

    "1 percent Strawberry and 99 percent Lamb!!"

    "Interesting... We seems to have caught the lamb mafia... Or at least someone who really loves lamb.. Keep up the good work citizens!! Mafias are getting weaker!"

    Citizens stared at the Llama.. And looked away.. Meet eating llamas should only be in B grade splatter Horror films and no where else..




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    pevergreen
    Greyblades
    Tiberius of the Drake
    AVSM
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    YLC
    Besker
    General Hankerchief
    Diana Abnoba
    Death is Yonder
    Tratorix
    Captain Blackadder
    White_eyes
    taka
    Atheotes
    Splitpersonality
    LittleGrizzly
    Wishazu
    Caius
    Yaropolk
    Shinseikhaan
    Roadkill

    Killed 2/25
    Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia)
    Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia)

    Jailed (Lynched) 1/25
    ATPG

    Start Day 2 This round is 24 hours.
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    Day 2 summery

    "Tratorix!! Come here my friend..."

    Tratorix, clearly refused to even go near the mayor... Perhaps he was afraid of the meat eating llama..

    "Your scared of my dear Heshe the Llama? Fear you not... You won't be eaten.. Thats against the human rights."

    Tratorix breathed out in relief. He came beside the mayor and got taken away by the cops... To Jail.

    .................................................................................................... .

    "What was the result?"

    "Tratorix showed no problem eating Chicken and veggies. However he had difficulties eating the others."

    "What does that tell us?"

    "Likely guilty... But we'll never know."

    .................................................................................................... ...

    The citizens of meatopolis walked out of the door, trying their best avoiding the carnival llama...
    The red eyed llama, looking satanic as ever, didn't mind the citizens. Although apparently he thought, occasionally spitting blood at the citizens near by is rather funny..

    White_eyes: 1 (GH)
    AVSM: 3(AVSM, LittleGrizzly, Captain Blackadder)
    GH: 1(White_eyes)
    pever: 2(Caius, Greyblades)
    Tratorix: 5 (Yaropolk, Besker, Diana, Split, YLC)
    Greyblades: 2(pever, Khaan)
    Split: 1(Tratorix)

    Abstain: (DIY, taka, Cultured Drizzt Fan)

    No votes: (Tiberius of the Drake, Atheotes, Wishazu,Roadkill)

    I think...



    Alive 21/25
    pevergreen
    Greyblades
    Tiberius of the Drake
    AVSM
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    YLC
    Besker
    General Hankerchief
    Diana Abnoba
    Death is Yonder
    Captain Blackadder
    White_eyes
    taka
    Atheotes
    Splitpersonality
    LittleGrizzly
    Wishazu
    Caius
    Yaropolk
    Shinseikhaan
    Roadkill

    Killed 2/25
    Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia)
    Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia)

    Jailed (Lynched) 2/25
    ATPG
    Tratorix



    Start Night 2

    Night two will end 24 hours from now Approximately 00:00 hours in GMT.
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    Greyblades enters the house of the Porterhouse and notices the Porterhouse sitting there waiting for him. The Porterhouse is sipping some wine and begins to speak "1947 Château Cheval Blanc is a fine wine, would you like some?"

    "No scum do what you want to do I will not stop you"

    "Oh where is the fun in that my good friend I tell you what we'll play a game. It will be ever so much fun. I'll tell you if you can guess the name of my godfather I'll let you live and give you a shilling as well" What do you have to say to that?"

    "Alright then" With this Greyblades leans over to the porterhouse and whispers in his ear a name.

    A Smile spreads across the Porterhouse's face.

    "Correct my good man"

    "So I can go"

    The Porterhouse gestures to the door as Greyblades walks away he leans over and pulls a leaver with this the floor under Greyblades opens up and he falls down the hole. The Porterhouse walks up and looks over the edge Greyblades is down the bottom screaming "You said you would let me go"

    The Porterhouse gives a very gallic shrug and says " I lied" And finally he pulls on another leaver and 10 tonnes of silverside comes down the pit crushing Greyblades.

    Porterhouse walks away singing to himself

    Oh my old man's a dustman,
    He wears a dustman's hat,
    He wears cor-blimey trousers
    And he lives in a council flat.
    Next time you see a dustman
    Looking all pale and sad,
    Don't kick him in the dustbin:
    It might be my old dad.

    Greyblades is dead

    ........................................................................

    Suspicion was in the air as the butcher walked down the street, just a single pig on its leash this time (this was not his part of town, he could not bring all four). He was not sure how much he could trust his beefy brothers, but what the heck, he didn’t have anything to lose… and so he marched up a tall thin apartment building to a nondescript little room with the numbers 187. And he knocked like a good little boy, the pig straining at his leash. He was answered by a shotgun blast that tore through the door and just missed him…. He sighed, that’s what he gets for trying to kill a target who knew he was coming…. He lowered his shoulder and barreled through the door. He let go of the pig’s reins and rolled behind a wall, just in time BAM, another shotgun blast hit the wall where he was just standing. The butcher sat back and waited for his highly trained war pig to do the work for him. A loud REETCH scratched through the air and the pig barreled into Death is Yonder as he was trying to get a lock on to it with his shotgun. The pig clamped on to DIY upper arm, and tore away, taking a chunk of flesh with it. DIY screamed and brought up his shotgun, but the pig had already melted into the darkness. DIY looked around franticly, waiting… another oink, and DIY lurched around and shot, hitting only the wall….. because the pig was already behind him at this point, slamming him on to his back and clamping on to his neck. The pigs jaw strained as it squeezed harder and harder on to DIY’s neck. And then there was a fourth BAM as DIY managed to get the shotgun above his head, splattering pig guts everywhere! He sighed in relief, feeling the deep bite marks on his neck. He laughed aloud at the pig, until a hand clamped on his mouth and a cleaver came around his face. “You shouldn’t touch my pigs” the cleaver wiped across, spilling DIY’s blood across the ground. The butcher left just minutes after, carrying a large sheet stained red with blood. No need to waste good pork after all.

    Death is Yonder is dead

    ..................................................................

    In the morning, there were 2 letters posted on the meeting door.
    First one reads.

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    Ladies and gentlemen, Soylant Corporation brings you great news.

    The mayor of the city has granted us a multimillion dollar grant which we promptly squandered researching Soylant GREEN brand cheese in a can. Unfortunately the cheese always turned out moldy and no good recipes were discovered. But fear not dear taxpayers, the mayor generously gave us more of your research dollars and we have uncovered a marvelous recipe for coffee.

    First we chop the secret ingredient up, then we dry it. Here is the cool part: we feed the ingredient to our specially bred stable of lamas. The next step...well it involves big rubber gloves and lots of elbow grease, but the end result is a brew that we are proud to call Soylant Caius. Oops, did I just spill the beans on the secret ingredient? That's some cofee humor for you. You know what to do!


    and the second one reads

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    Good people of meatopolis! With all these killing sprees going on, our organization has tried to make the best of it for you people. We have set up proper burials and laying the unspoiled dead to rest, *burp*. We are currently very interested in Captain Blackadder at the moment. His body size would make a perfect fit for a coffin, something I've only DREAMED... about. *dreamy stare*. So fellow citizens, I bid you, slay Blackadder and send him to us and not that evil llama for..um.. perusal! YES! We call for his blood, and his tasty beef steaks too. Thank You for your attention, we bid you a good morning, stay safe and tasty citizens.


    .................................................................

    Heshe, getting slightly nervous by the amount of players left, he decided to play nice to the towns in hope of them performing better.

    "Look... I decided not to eat the 2 dead bodies yesterdays... I mean.. I ate it but not in here. So I hope you will catch at least one mafia today... preferbly a God Father." Heshe wasn't too nice after all. " So here is what I ate yesterday. Greyblades is normal townie. His meat tasted like bit of everything. As for Death is Yonder... I kept wondering what that disgusting taste was.. I finally figured it out.. Death is Yonder was a vegetarian.. Pfft.. Anyway, thats it. Good luck townies. We only have a few nights left before our doom.



    Alive 5/25
    ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
    Captain Blackadder
    Atheotes
    Caius
    Yaropolk

    Killed 10/25
    Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
    Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
    YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
    Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
    LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
    Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
    taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
    GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3
    White_eyes (Killed by Beef mafia) N4
    Besker (Killed by pork mafia) N4
    Splitpersonality (Replaced by Sasaki) (Killed by Beef mafia) N5
    AVSM (Killed by pork mafia) N5
    Death is Yonder (Killed by pork mafia) N6
    Greyblades (Killed by beef mafia) N6

    Jailed (Lynched) 6/25
    ATPG
    Tratorix
    Wishazu
    Shinseikhaan
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    pevergreen

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    "Caius... your a quiet one aren't you?Well I was going to WoG you, but thing is.. Your about to get arrested anyway. So good luck in prison."
    Caius didn't resist, and he was taken away silently.

    ...............................................................................................

    "Guard told me that Caius ate everything offered.. His probebly innocent."

    Caius (Captain Blackadder, Yaropolk)
    ATPG (Atheotes)

    No lynch (ATPG)
    No votes (Caius)


    Alive 4/25
    ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
    Captain Blackadder
    Atheotes
    Yaropolk

    Killed 10/25
    Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
    Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
    YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
    Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
    LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
    Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
    taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
    GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3
    White_eyes (Killed by Beef mafia) N4
    Besker (Killed by pork mafia) N4
    Splitpersonality (Replaced by Sasaki) (Killed by Beef mafia) N5
    AVSM (Killed by pork mafia) N5
    Death is Yonder (Killed by pork mafia) N6
    Greyblades (Killed by beef mafia) N6

    Jailed (Lynched) 7/25
    ATPG
    Tratorix
    Wishazu
    Shinseikhaan
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    pevergreen
    Caius


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    Night 7 summery

    Kill atheotes, use the following description:

    Atheotes was invited to a meeting of the mafia families by the beeffather. Atheotes, beeffather, and beef henchman met at an expensive italian restaurant.

    The waitress asked for their orders. Atheotes ordered a plate of porsciutto. Beeffather ordered a plate of steak tartar, bloody raw.

    Beef goon ordered a porterhouse steak. "But this is an italian restaurant, we don't serve porterhouse" replied the waitress. Beef goon screamed, "No steak! You's better find me a steak, or tomorrow YOU'll be steak tartar, savvy!?"

    The waitress scurried off in search of steak.

    "Now then, lets get back to business" said atheotes. He was cradeling a small pig in his arms and stroking its back like a cat.

    "The reason i summoned everyone here tonight" started the beeffather, "is to form an alliance.". There are plenty of restaurants in this town for both of us, and so many cuisines use both ingredients, you could say we are practically cousins."

    "I dont know if i can trust you" said atheotes. "That business with DIY was underhanded."

    "Underhanded? UNDERHANDED? We're in the mafia! We got a dirty vegeterian off the streets, thats all that matters! Do you want your kids eating...salad? Tofu dogs? Gardenburgers? Vegan fingers? He was a PERVERT! As a token of our respect please accept this hand knit sweater for you pet pig. It's red like the blood of our enemies."

    Atheotes lips stretched into a smile, Lil' Porker was his favorite pig, and this was the quickest way to his heart. He accepted the gift and put it on the pig. You could see the pride in Atheotes eyes.

    The two godfathers got up, embraced, and kissed each other on the cheek. The beef mafia left first. Atheotes stayed to finish his porsciutto and to avoid rousing suspicion by leaving together.

    Suddenly a mighty crash shattered through the storefront. Beef mafias prize bull, Beefy Jr was standing there. He was angrily stomping the ground, and snorting through his nose ring. He fixed his horns on Lil' Porker's red sweater and charged. Atheotes could not bear to drop his pig, it was like his child! He cradeled Lil Porker in his arms and tried to shield him from the bull. Atheotes was gored. Lil Porker survived!

    Atheotes is dead


    .................................................................................................... ...

    "Beef mafia.." said Heshe in almost empty hall. The last townie was caught by the henchmen, while the God Father slowly approached the carnivalistic llama.

    "Were you expecting us Heshe?" said the God Father, smiling to express the joy of their victory.

    "Kind of. You did have the numerical advantage, but I thought the towns were going to win."

    "Fair enough.. Well all the mafia are destroyed. Now there is only you standing in the way of our domination. Join us Heshe, or die."

    "I'll die thanks. I don't serve man. I only decided to help because it was vaguely interesting."

    "Thats a shame.." Beef father, slowly walked towards the entrance and pulled out a walkie talkie.

    Heshe immediately ran for Beef Fathers head to bite him and serve him a decent damage.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



    .................................................................................................

    Suddenly a white thing entered the hall and made a big hole in Heshes body with his super weapon.
    In its last breath, Heshe whispered.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



    "Elizabeth...You betrayed us."

    "Mr Elizabeth immediately understood our ideas and vision for the future of this city. Very bright man he is. He accepted the job of assisting us in fighting you with a bit of noodles and some money."

    "You..." and that was Heshes final word.

    "Now" said the Beef father and faced the final remaining townie. "Askthepizzaguy, we were going to offer you the henchmen spot. However, with Elizabeth joining our crew, you are no longer necessary. So we will kill you."

    "But but!!!" screamed ATPG, desperate to survive. "Elizabeth isn't even human! His white thing! Surely I will make a better henchmen!!"

    After making a strange noise, Elizabeth revealed his true form.
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    "....Ok I understand." ATPG nearly gave up. " Well, is there anything I could do to help the gang?"

    "Well... You could be the passionate follower of the Beef number one... Although you'll need to pass the exam."

    Beef father gave a signal to the henchmen. Five minuits later, he returned with a full course of Beef.

    "Beef tartar, Beef steak (T-bone & Riblet), Beef yakiniku, Beef Sukiyaki, and to finish off... Milk and Icecream!! You have five minuits to finish all those..."

    "...."

    "What are you waiting for. You only have four minuets and fifty seconds left."

    With insanity slowly taking over the desperate man, ATPG shoved in the first load of Beef tartar with his barehand. And sucked in without biting. He didn't bite. He didn't have any time to bite it. Because four minuets and fourty four seconds later.. He may be dead.

    Beef father and his henchman smiled gently as ATPG got closer to being the first follower of the beef cult. When ATPG finished it all, with two seconds to go, Beef Father Yaropolk offered his hand and helped him up.

    "Congratulations" he said. "Welcome to the real world."

    ATPG saw the world in front of him. It was brown. It was Beefy.. Beef dominates his life.

    .....................................................................................



    Alive 3/25
    ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
    Captain Blackadder
    Yaropolk

    Killed 11/25
    Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
    Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
    YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
    Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
    LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
    Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
    taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
    GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3
    White_eyes (Killed by Beef mafia) N4
    Besker (Killed by pork mafia) N4
    Splitpersonality (Replaced by Sasaki) (Killed by Beef mafia) N5
    AVSM (Killed by pork mafia) N5
    Death is Yonder (Killed by pork mafia) N6
    Greyblades (Killed by beef mafia) N6
    Atheotes (Killed by Beef mafia) N7

    Jailed (Lynched) 7/25
    ATPG
    Tratorix
    Wishazu
    Shinseikhaan
    Cultured Drittz Fan
    pevergreen
    Caius


    Close Beef mafia victory


    Chicken mafia
    GeneralHankerchief (Chicken mafia God father as well as Lamb mafia henchman)
    LittleGrizzly (Chicken mafia henchman as well as Pork mafia henchman)
    Tratorix (Chicken mafia henchman)

    Lamb mafia
    ShinseiKhaan (Lamb mafia God Father)
    Ichigo (Lamb mafia henchman)
    GeneralHankerchief (Lambmafia henchman as well as Chicken mafia God Father)

    Pork mafia
    Atheotes (Pork mafia God Father)
    Cultured Drizzt Fan (Pork mafia henchman)
    LittleGrizzly (Chicken mafia henchman, as well as Pork mafia henchman)

    Beef mafia
    Yaropolk (Beef mafia God Father)
    Captian Blackadder (Beef mafia henchman)
    Roadkill (Beef mafia henchman)

    VEG (can turn mafia when all mafias are destroyed)
    Vincent/ Death is Yonder (Detective)
    Edward/ White_eyes (Doctar)
    Gregory/ YLC (Bartender... role blocker)

    pevergreen (Paranoid old man- Can survive one night kill)

    ..............................................................................

    I'm in bit of rush so, I won't be able to comment on to much.
    Firstly, I would like to thank you all for playing this. Despite it being experimental and somewhat unbalanced. If there is any suggestions to make this game better, please post a comment.
    I have to go. I'll come back later.



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