I'll allow the letter to come in during the day phase, as I recieved a couple of questions, but I only managed to reply just then.
Anyway heres the night write up
Night 5 summery
The Porterhouse killer walks up to the home of SplitPersonality.He walks though the house a looks at the great pieces of art work covering the walls. He sneaks into the room of Split and taps him on the shoulder and laughs at the look Split gives him. Porterhouse looks at him and says "Don't argue the toss mate, there are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. Thankfully for me with you it shall be the latter" Split stares back and says "Murderers will try to recall the sequence of events, they will remember exactly what they did just before and just after. But they can never remember the actual moment of killing. This is why they will always leave a clue.” Porterhouse laughs at this " Ahh but I am going to leave no clue, this time." Porterhouse takes out a steak knife and walks towards Split. Split begins to babble "Your just as bad as Ian Brady you know that." Porterhouse replies "Oh I am much worse"
Porterhouse begins to stab over and over again . He picks up the corpse and puts it in his lorry. He the drives it towards the centre of town. Once there Splits body is placed before the town hall with this note attached.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET THE BEEF MAFIA
Splitpersonality is dead
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He walked down the street, the four pigs pulling at there reins, his large plumed hat on his head. And a cleaver in his belt. He was angry today, that much was obvious from his gait, he walked very stiffly as he stalked after the moving figure of AVSM. People were somewhat surprised at seeing such a strange sight, but went about there business as usual…. It wasn’t the best idea to anger the mad butcher of fleet street, of course the street hadn’t always been called that, but ever since the rash of killings with a deeply Sweeny Todd-esque feel to them had lead to a legal street name change. Which understandably left everyone on edge, they knew who he was, they all did, but did nothing to stop his hunt of AVSM. Finally The butcher saw an opening, and he took it AVSM had just rounded a corner, and was cut off from witnesses, the butcher smiled, everything was going perfectly. He let the pigs loose and they rushed forward, knocking AVSM on the ground, and each clamped on to a limb, holding AVSM down. The butcher smiled, he had taught his pets well. He walked over the cleaver swinging at the end of his arm now, “well hello there my friend. You appear to be indisposed at the moment, but I am here to talk to you about some things.” He smiled a deep smile bringing the brim of his wide hat down over his face. “first, I don’t like you, so arrogant thinking you could take on the Pork mafia. “at this thought he sweeped his arm down, cutting AVSM’s arm off. “second, I am annoyed that so many of my brothers had to fall before your idiotic voting.” Again the cleaver descended, this time taking a few hacks to take off the mans leg. “Third, I am offended that you think that walking down a cold dark ally in the middle of Fleet Street is a good Idea. I worked hard to build up my reputation, and I won’t lose it to a loser like you!” again it descended, and again a arm slipped free. AVSM was screaming now, watching his body being hacked apart. The pigs that had free limbs darted back to the darkness, tearing at their new meals. “And finally, I want to say one things, no hard feelings, it is all just business to me.” The last leg went free, and the butcher calmly walked back out of the ally, calling back to the pigs “be home before dark boys!” screams were heard all day in that ally, and no one was brave enough to go and see what was going on. The police reached the spot just as the sun went down, finding nothing but blood, and just a pit of pig droppings.
AVSM is dead
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At the end of the day, there were only 8 men arriving to the meeting. Looking at each other, worried..
Heshe too were not in the mood for ranting.
"2 men dead. Both tastes disgustingly mixed.. Townie probebly.. So we have 8 men, and still 2 gangs left.. Quickly townies. Or you will witness the domination of the mafia scums."
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Alive 8/25
pevergreen
Greyblades
ATPG (replaced for Tiberius of the Drake)
Death is Yonder
Captain Blackadder
Atheotes
Caius
Yaropolk
Killed 10/25
Ichigo (Killed by Beef mafia) N1
Sasaki (Killed by Lamb mafia) N1
YLC (Killed by Beef Mafia) N2
Roadkill (Killy by Pork Mafia) N2
LittleGrizzly (Killed by two different mafia) N2
Diana Abnoba (Killed by Chicken Mafia) N3
taka (Killed by pork mafia) N3
GH (Killed by Beef mafia) N3
White_eyes (Killed by Beef mafia) N4
Besker (Killed by pork mafia) N4
Splitpersonality (Replaced by Sasaki) (Killed by Beef mafia) N5
AVSM (Killed by pork mafia) N5
Jailed (Lynched) 5/25
ATPG
Tratorix
Wishazu
Shinseikhaan
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