Sasquatch?

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

If you really see a Sasquatch, you must have the guts to shoot it down and recover the cadaver. Photos or video footage will never solve the mystery. A new species that's to be described scientifically must be killed to be anatomically investigated, like it or not.

Now that I think about it the whole Bigfoot thing is complete rubbish. When there are no smaller apes able to live in the area, what should a giant sasquatch live on? Does it eat the trees or what? Or is it a predator, scaring bears and mooses to death?