Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars (Every single word he uttered)
Barney the Purple Dinosaur (Don't even ask me to cite an example)
Steve Urkel from Family Matters ("Got any cheese, did I do that, Laaaaaaura..." and so on.)
Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld ("Peanuts on a Plane" routine ad infinitum)
GirlsGoneWild Bimbo from late night Comedy Central ads ("Here's My Boobs!")
Scrappy Doo from Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo ("Puppy Power! Lemme at em, I'll Splat em!")
Snarf from Thundercats ("Snarf snarf, snarfy snarf snarf.")
Oprah Winfrey from Oprah (EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!!)
Wesley Crusher from Star Trek: The Next Generation (I know I'm just a kid and everyone else here is ridiculously smart and more experienced, I always have the right answers and save the ship.)
Jerry Springer from the Jerry Springer Show ("Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other." Meanwhile, two bull lesbians and a really fat transvestite just beat each other with chairs and two marriages ended.)
Howard Stern ("Can you take your shirt off? Can I touch them? Want to spank a midget?")
Simon Cowell from American Idol (Being a judge is one thing. Being a (expletive deleted) is another.)
Bill O Reilly from Fox News (All that yelling and general rudeness)
Screech from Saved by the Bell (Suggested by someone else)
Televangelists (in general, pick one)
Slippy Toad from StarFox ("Oh no! Fox! Help me! I can't get this guy off of me!")
Ashley Graham from Resident Evil 4 ("Help! Help me Leon! Help! Help me Leon!" *dies stupidly*)
Navi the Faerie from Legend of Zelda ("Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!")
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