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    Satalextos Basileus Seron Member satalexton's Avatar
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    Which unit in EB do you find the most worthy of Gork and Mork, and the WAAAGH?

    (For those who don't understand, Gork and Mork are two gods: one hits you when you're looking, the other hits you when you're not. Debating upon which is which results in the WAAAGH!!!.
    The WAAAGH!!! on the other hand, is like a migration. Yet it carries the properties of genocide, pillaging and friday night pubcrawls. It is also a common warcry.)

    My candidate would be:



    Covered in woad dyes, armed with 'em pointy lobbin' fings, and a big choppy fing. They can charge with a WAAAGH!!! And their choppas will start their majik!
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    WORGOZEZ!!! i don't have pics (and anyway don't know how to upload them :) ) but THEY KICK ASSES! They have chop chop axes that can bang bang on armours and Makes nearby ennemies shit in their pants while inspiering our own troops... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    WORGOZEZ!!! i don't have pics (and anyway don't know how to upload them :) ) but THEY KICK ASSES! They have chop chop axes that can bang bang on armours and Makes nearby ennemies shit in their pants while inspiering our own troops... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG


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    Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darius View Post
    Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?
    The gaesatae. 2 more morale!!!!
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    Wild Men aren't drugged up. Only Gaesatae are. They are still pretty crazy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darius View Post
    Galatian Wild Men obviously, they're insane/drugged up and just want to fight, and take hits that would normally take a normal men to his knees without flinching, what says WAAAGHH more than that?
    I found out that they massacre those Pontic armoured FMs, even with about half their original number. Armoured horseman meets naked man, armoured horseman loses.

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    Sreni Pattya Yoddaha wiv dey'r chop chop swords axe dey is da best coppas yous can getst WAAAGH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    WORGOZEZ!!! ...... SWEBOZ SAY WAAAAAAAAAAG
    Yep.

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    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

    but btw, in eb, they are somewhat weaker without any tweak (tweak the spartans so they had 2 hp)

    But for the efficiency and capability (without any tweaks)

    These guys simply hold the line, throw thir javelins and start skinning legionaries...

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    The Orks would like anything Sweboz or Galatian.
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    But the Sweboz would massacre Orcs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post

    (tweak the spartans so they had 2 hp)


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    they should make a warhammer mod although i dont know if thats legal
    on second thought let us not go to Camelot tis a silly place

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