The weakest argument for gun ownership in the USA

[Tribesman]

Pink elephants don't exist. Whereas this nation was founded by throwing off the tyranny of a nation (in fact, the nation with the greatest military power in the world at the time) by citizens with guns.

bollox absolute bollox

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

bollox absolute bollox

I've figured it out. Tribesy posts from an alternate dimension where the UK won that nasty little colonial insurrection. It's also why posts by colonials make no sense to him...

[KukriKhan]

I've figured it out. Tribesy posts from an alternate dimension where the UK won that nasty little colonial insurrection. It's also why posts by colonials make no sense to him...

An impressive theory. But I think it's simpler that that: he just tracks Crazed Rabbit around, so he can fill out his bollox dance card.