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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
unvote: myself, vote: Beskar
This also does not count, you must unvote the previous vote before your illegal vote on yourself.unvote: myself, vote: Beskar
I wish I even knew when the rounds ended, I don't ever know what time it is GMT, so I basically fly blind.
unvote: Blackadder, vote: Beskar
Does my old vote stll stand or do i have to vote again?
(If my vote didnt stand then Vote:Beskar)
(If my vote didnt stand then Vote:Beskar)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Ok, Beskar was lynched. Writeup to come.
Ok, Beskar was lynched. Writeup to come.
That was a cluster and a half of something that rhymes with duck.
I seriously thought, just as the host did, that the round had ended. Then after messing around, I had some serious trouble voting correctly. That was 10 minutes of pure idiocy. I loved it.
I seriously thought, just as the host did, that the round had ended. Then after messing around, I had some serious trouble voting correctly. That was 10 minutes of pure idiocy. I loved it.
The ballot counting volunteers gathered around the table to discern who had committed last night's heinous crimes. Votes went out seemingly to every person, but no majority could seem to be decided, since every person was voting differently.
"Aaargh!" The elderly man screamed. "This is craziness! This is why we have political parties, so that the winners of elections don't have 15% of the vote! If this doesn't solve itself, we'll all have to play Russian Roulette with my ol' Colt .45!"
"Wait, I VOTE HIM!" a couple panicked voices rang out. After tallying the new votes, the group gathered that Beskar now had the most votes.
"Beskar," he elderly man declared. "You are banished from the Target Center, never to return!" As he brandished the equally elderly pistol at him. Beskar merely raised an eyebrow.
"I'm crushed...." he muttered sardonically as he left the arena once and for all.
Tally:
Beskar: 3 (Atheotes, Tiberius of the Drake, AskthePizzaGuy)
Tiberius: 2 (pevergreen, Cultured Drizzt Fan)
Greyblades: 1 (Tiberius)
Atheotes: 1(DIY)
Iskander: 1 (Captain Blackadder)
Pevergreen: 1 (Iskander)
Death is Yonder: 1 (Beskar)
ATPG: 1 (Greyblades)
Captain Blackadder: 1 (ATPG)
Alive: 12/15
AskthePizzaGuy
Atheotes
A Very Super Market
Caius
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt fan
Death is Yonder
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Iskander
Pevergreen
Tiberius of the Drake
Dead: 2
Navarro951
Splitpersonality
Lynched: 1
Beskar
WoK: 0
NIGHT BEGINS. I WANT ORDERS WITHIN 24 HOURS!
"Aaargh!" The elderly man screamed. "This is craziness! This is why we have political parties, so that the winners of elections don't have 15% of the vote! If this doesn't solve itself, we'll all have to play Russian Roulette with my ol' Colt .45!"
"Wait, I VOTE HIM!" a couple panicked voices rang out. After tallying the new votes, the group gathered that Beskar now had the most votes.
"Beskar," he elderly man declared. "You are banished from the Target Center, never to return!" As he brandished the equally elderly pistol at him. Beskar merely raised an eyebrow.
"I'm crushed...." he muttered sardonically as he left the arena once and for all.
Tally:
Beskar: 3 (Atheotes, Tiberius of the Drake, AskthePizzaGuy)
Tiberius: 2 (pevergreen, Cultured Drizzt Fan)
Greyblades: 1 (Tiberius)
Atheotes: 1(DIY)
Iskander: 1 (Captain Blackadder)
Pevergreen: 1 (Iskander)
Death is Yonder: 1 (Beskar)
ATPG: 1 (Greyblades)
Captain Blackadder: 1 (ATPG)
Alive: 12/15
AskthePizzaGuy
Atheotes
A Very Super Market
Caius
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt fan
Death is Yonder
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Iskander
Pevergreen
Tiberius of the Drake
Dead: 2
Navarro951
Splitpersonality
Lynched: 1
Beskar
WoK: 0
NIGHT BEGINS. I WANT ORDERS WITHIN 24 HOURS!
Vote: A Pizzaguy and Tiberius Drake.
They are the killers.
Also, it was stupid there wasn't a fairer end of turn tie up.
They are the killers.
Also, it was stupid there wasn't a fairer end of turn tie up.
Of you? Very vindictive, aren't you? It is night. You can't vote for two people. You are doing very poorly at getting anything across. :P
Well, why did they suddenly pounce on me. It was rather suspicious of them to do that last second. As you will see, the killers will strike again, thus proves my innocent and as they were up for jumping me, it makes them stand out a mile away.
:nod:
:nod:
Yes, it was the wine in front of me. I, being Al Franken himself, am disguised as one of his supporters, Stuart Smalley. And I decided to lynch you Beskar because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people wanna lynch me instead. This is all part of my master plan to be the most incredibly obvious mafia ever.
Wait, you mean you are not?!?
General Hankerchief slowly walked through the Target Centre. There was a strange scent in the air, one of...... a distant memory. Wafting through the the rooms was a something so familiar, the he would be a fool not to realize what it was. It was blood and guts, since he was right next to the room where Navarro exploded. But rather, it wasn't the scent of Navarro himself. It was of a wild beast, although one could not say that Navarro himself wasn't wild.
It was the unmistakable stench of elephant guts. It all came flooding back to him. The Elephant wars. The beasts, with their tusks constantly goring the infantry. Crushing armour.... it was far too vivid. They took at least 20 tribesmen with spears to bring them down, as they were the only ones brave enough to go after them. And the monkeys too.........
He glanced at the hole in the wall. Elephant tracks lead out towards main street.
So there was an elephant in the centre......
__________________________________________________ ______________
Soon, he saw it. The beast was unaware. Packing tons of dynamite. And easy shot. If GeneralHankerchief had a gun, it would be. Instead, he has Navarro's small intestine and a whole lot of gumption. He would have to think hard.
He soon learned that he didn't need to. The elephant had spotted him, and immediately charged. Utterly surprised, he resigned himself to his fate. The next morning, the body was found.
The elephant had charged and missed. Its neural defibrillators had failed, according to some of the committee. Instead, he veered into a stack of ballots, giving himself papercuts all over his jugular. GH did not fare much better. He was shot in the groin, foot, sternum, thyroid, knee, ear, forearm, and pinky finger. And then his head. No one knew who the shooter was.
__________________________________________________ ______________
Meanwhile, outside the centre, outside of Minnesota, actually, there were strange reports. An elephant had managed to get to the top of a building with a gun, shoot it, and fall off afterwards, leaving a sizeable mess to clean-up. Even stranger, this had happened near the embattled Target Centre, where several suspicious incidents had taken place. Democrats lightheartedly took it as a sign that the Republicans were failing. The were silenced when authorities found a donkey underneath the body.
Pevergreen was reclining in the visitor's lounge of the Target center, enjoying their comparative level of comfort to the wooden chairs used in the ballot counting room. His eyelids slowly began to drift downwards as he felt his conciousness drifting to sleep. Unbeknownst to pever, someone was walking up behind him. As pever's mind began drifting to thoughts of donkeys and elephants, a thin, steel wire descended upon his exposed jugular. Pever's eyes shot open, but he could not scream, as no air could escape his enstrangled throat. The wire came further down, pressing pever's neck into the chair, until pever finally blacked out, for one final nap.
Alive: 10/15
AskthePizzaGuy
Atheotes
A Very Super Market
Caius
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt fan
Death is Yonder
Greyblades
Iskander
Tiberius of the Drake
Dead: 4
GeneralHankerchief
Navarro951
Pevergreen
Splitpersonality
Lynched: 1
Beskar
WoK: 0
DAY BEGINS NOW! VOTING ENDS IN 24 HOURS!
It was the unmistakable stench of elephant guts. It all came flooding back to him. The Elephant wars. The beasts, with their tusks constantly goring the infantry. Crushing armour.... it was far too vivid. They took at least 20 tribesmen with spears to bring them down, as they were the only ones brave enough to go after them. And the monkeys too.........
He glanced at the hole in the wall. Elephant tracks lead out towards main street.
So there was an elephant in the centre......
__________________________________________________ ______________
Soon, he saw it. The beast was unaware. Packing tons of dynamite. And easy shot. If GeneralHankerchief had a gun, it would be. Instead, he has Navarro's small intestine and a whole lot of gumption. He would have to think hard.
He soon learned that he didn't need to. The elephant had spotted him, and immediately charged. Utterly surprised, he resigned himself to his fate. The next morning, the body was found.
The elephant had charged and missed. Its neural defibrillators had failed, according to some of the committee. Instead, he veered into a stack of ballots, giving himself papercuts all over his jugular. GH did not fare much better. He was shot in the groin, foot, sternum, thyroid, knee, ear, forearm, and pinky finger. And then his head. No one knew who the shooter was.
__________________________________________________ ______________
Meanwhile, outside the centre, outside of Minnesota, actually, there were strange reports. An elephant had managed to get to the top of a building with a gun, shoot it, and fall off afterwards, leaving a sizeable mess to clean-up. Even stranger, this had happened near the embattled Target Centre, where several suspicious incidents had taken place. Democrats lightheartedly took it as a sign that the Republicans were failing. The were silenced when authorities found a donkey underneath the body.
Pevergreen was reclining in the visitor's lounge of the Target center, enjoying their comparative level of comfort to the wooden chairs used in the ballot counting room. His eyelids slowly began to drift downwards as he felt his conciousness drifting to sleep. Unbeknownst to pever, someone was walking up behind him. As pever's mind began drifting to thoughts of donkeys and elephants, a thin, steel wire descended upon his exposed jugular. Pever's eyes shot open, but he could not scream, as no air could escape his enstrangled throat. The wire came further down, pressing pever's neck into the chair, until pever finally blacked out, for one final nap.
Alive: 10/15
AskthePizzaGuy
Atheotes
A Very Super Market
Caius
Captain Blackadder
Cultured Drizzt fan
Death is Yonder
Greyblades
Iskander
Tiberius of the Drake
Dead: 4
GeneralHankerchief
Navarro951
Pevergreen
Splitpersonality
Lynched: 1
Beskar
WoK: 0
DAY BEGINS NOW! VOTING ENDS IN 24 HOURS!
Vote: ATPG
WIFOM, its safer if we just lynch you, you may be lying when you say your mafia, you may not. I dont know and this is the best way to find out.
unless we have someone looking better for these kills then my vote stays where its at.
WIFOM, its safer if we just lynch you, you may be lying when you say your mafia, you may not. I dont know and this is the best way to find out.
unless we have someone looking better for these kills then my vote stays where its at.
SERIOUSLY?
Pevergreen?
Gah!
Pevergreen?
Gah!
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan:
Vote: ATPG
WIFOM, its safer if we just lynch you, you may be lying when you say your mafia, you may not. I dont know and this is the best way to find out.
unless we have someone looking better for these kills then my vote stays where its at.
It wasn't me who killed either of those two chaps. Vote: ATPG
WIFOM, its safer if we just lynch you, you may be lying when you say your mafia, you may not. I dont know and this is the best way to find out.
unless we have someone looking better for these kills then my vote stays where its at.
I do the WIFOM thing a lot, so I understand. I'll
vote: abstain
For now, because I have no opinion and I'm watching Stewart.
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan:
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. I wanted to see what would happen
Unvote: abstain, Vote: Tiberius of the drake and so we tie it up again. OK so now everyone else tie it up on me and other people of your choice, I want to see this tie!
why are you so interested in seeing a massive tie that would most likely end in the mass death of 90% of the town?aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. I wanted to see what would happen
Unvote: abstain, Vote: Tiberius of the drake and so we tie it up again. OK so now everyone else tie it up on me and other people of your choice, I want to see this tie!
Fos: Cultured Drizzt Fan I have no good reason for voting for you at the moment but I am still suspicious.
As of the moment i cannot make an informed decision so I am not voting yet.
unvote, vote: Captain Blackadder
To follow up on my completely baseless round one vote.
To follow up on my completely baseless round one vote.
Vote:Abstain
Does anyone have any clue on who might be mafia? 
Vote:Abstain
Vote:Abstain
Obviously not, seeing the string of abstains. Why are you so curious? Trying to see if we're on you yet?
Vote:Abstain
Vote:Abstain
Vote: Abstain
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market:
Obviously not, seeing the string of abstains. Why are you so curious? Trying to see if we're on you yet?
Vote:Abstain
you got me! With all the abstains, i just felt the urge to intervene Obviously not, seeing the string of abstains. Why are you so curious? Trying to see if we're on you yet?
Vote:Abstain
Why are you so defensive? Worried we might get you?
Vote:abstain
Hey, wacky idea... how about we vote to lynch one of the mafiosi.
Like who?
If I had a better suspect I would change my vote, but you are my best lead right now.
If I had a better suspect I would change my vote, but you are my best lead right now.
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan:
Like who?
If I had a better suspect I would change my vote, but you are my best lead right now.
Well obviously I think that's a mistake, but at least you're voting.Like who?
If I had a better suspect I would change my vote, but you are my best lead right now.
My beef is with the hesitant voters.
I was kind of hoping my vote would promote a discussion, but it looks like that isn't going to happen. this is ridiculous. if we don't discuss things we are going to have a hard time trying to find the mafia.
I'll discuss your vote.
It's wrong, wrong I tells ya. I'm innocent, see. My hands are clean. I didn't kill anyone. And if you just let me live long enough, one of the mafia will pick me off and you won't have to worry about me anymore. yes.
In the words of the immortal Phil Hartman, that's believable testimony.
It's wrong, wrong I tells ya. I'm innocent, see. My hands are clean. I didn't kill anyone. And if you just let me live long enough, one of the mafia will pick me off and you won't have to worry about me anymore. yes.
In the words of the immortal Phil Hartman, that's believable testimony.
yeah but...... I don't know I just have a gut feeling. If anyone else has any suspicions then speak up, but I dont really think you are a unbiased witness ATPG. does anyone have anything to say?
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