The Story of the Rzeczpospolita (or Žečpospolita, in Lithuanian.) A Polish AAR

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This AAR is for Kingdoms. I AM NOT A POLISH PERSON!!!!!!

our empire wanted to look like this. We can also expand to Moldavia and go south on Bohemia, Moravia, and Slovakia. We canalso expand to Estonia. Conversion is a good Idea, and If we conquer Vilnius, we'll rename it, "New Krakow"! MUHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! We're also friendly to the Lithuanians and added their language as a second official language. And probably a new "Convert to Catholicism program" is a good idea too.

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e beggining of the Królestwo Polskie i Wielkie Księstwo Litewskie (or Lenkijos Karalystė ir Lietuvos Didžioji Kunigaikštystė in Lithuanian)

Year 1685, 2 years after Vienna
Dzień dobry and labas!, That is how to say hello in Polish and Lithuanian. I'm Jan Sobieski, King of Poland and Grand duke of Lithuania, and today we are learning about The Founding of The Commonwealth
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Our Great Empire Stretches from the Oder river to Moscow. We will tell you the story soon.
Polish Hussar: What story?

Sobieski: The commonwealth. It spans the modern-day countries of Poland, Lithuania, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia, Latvia, Estonia, The island of Gotland, parts of Slovakia, Czechia and A very small portion of Moldova. We defeated Lithuania, Novgorod and The Teutonic order. We convert Pagans to Catholicism. We allow NO Protestants in this kingdom.

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Jan Sobieski, Victor of Vienna, The storyteller of this AAR

Lithuanian Hussar: Tell us the story please

Sobieski: In 1250. Our king, Boeslaw V the Chaste, Had a dream about a union of Poles and Lithuanians. So he went out and attack Lithuanian territory. Mindaugas, The Grand Duke of Lithuania told his troops to fight to the death. Boeslaw V gained more land from the Litewskie and at one battle, he burned Pagan temples in Grodno. After he passed away, Leszek II the Black takes over and continued the conquest Finishing off Lithuanian troops in The Mainland and invaded Lithuanian lands in Belarus. He also tried to stop the Third Mongol raid in Poland in 1287. Then Henryk IV Probus attacked Gotland from the Swedish Pagans and invaded Lithuanian Little Russia. When he retired as a king, Przemsyl II attacked Novgorod and Invaded The Western part of the country. He tightened Policies on pagans and made Catholicism the state religion. The Orthodox Church tightened it's freedom. Wenceslaus II, The King of Bohemia, Resigned to be King of Poland. He attacked, burned and exterminated people in the siege of Novgorod. He learned how to speak Polish. Wladyslaw I saw revolts in Vilnius and Novgorod re-establishing Lithuania and Novgorod. He ordered his troops to restore order and didn't recognize the two countries. Casmir III conquered The Baltics, converting pagans and Became a dictator-king of the commonwealth

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Boeslaw V, The king of Poland during the Lithuania campaign, The main character of the campaign

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Leszek II the Black, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, Founder of the Commonwealth. He attacked Lithuanian lands in modern-day Belarus

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Henryk IV Probus, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania and White Ruthenia. He led an attack on Gotland Island in Sweden and Ukrainian Ruthenia. He also Began a huge conversion of Lithuanians

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Przemsyl II, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, White and Red Ruthenia, King of Galicia–Volhynia, Grand Prince of Kiev. He Invaded Western Novgorod, making this country vulnerable to Polish attacks

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Wenceslas II, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, White and Red Ruthenia, King of Galicia–Volhynia, Grand Prince of Kiev, Prince of Novgorod and Pskov. He conquered the Whole of Novgorod and won victorious

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Wladyslaw I, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, White and Red Ruthenia, King of Galicia–Volhynia, Grand Prince of Kiev, Prince of Novgorod and Pskov. After seeing revolts in Vilnius and Novgorod, He ordered all troops to rush to the two cities

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Casmir III, Defender and King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania, White and Red Ruthenia, King of Galicia–Volhynia, Grand Prince of Kiev, Prince of Novgorod and Pskov. He invaded Latvia and Estonia, converting the people into Catholicism. He asked the church to support the commonwealth.
He ruled as a dictator-king But he did no do any brutality to the people.

Registered Cossack: Are you kidding me, Sobieski? Boeslaw V and Leszek II leads all the forces in the campaign?

Sobieski: Full Story will be coming Saturday

Cossack: Is this all faked up? Innacurrate?

Hussar (whispering to cossack) Reject the story